Disclaimer: I own neither Ouran or the SemeUke quiz. Wow, it's been a while since I updated, I became obsessed with this one anime, Hetalia. It's freaking amazing, seriously, if you haven't watched it, read it, or read the web comics, there is something missing from your life. No joke, really. Haruhi was actually really hard, for many of the questions, the answers didn't really fit her. So I did my best, but what can you do?

Do you enjoy licking things?

No, not really.

Have you ever bought hair dye for yourself?

It's not really my thing.

Have you ever tied someone up?

*freaks out* Are you going to tie me up?

Have you ever been tied up?

My partner's too nice to do those things.

What kind of shoes do you wear?

Canvas sneakers

Would you feel guilty for taking advantage of someone?

I hope I've never done such a thing. *blinks and looks around*

Your weapon of choice?

My ability to see all possibilities and use them to my advantage.

Do you have any piercings?

It looks like it would hurt! *squirms*

Alcohol?

Well, I've never tried it...

What kind of vehicle do you drive?

I take the bus.

How do you eat your ice cream?

Um... in a cone?

What gift would you give your partner?

A candle-lit dinner.

What's your ideal pet?

Um, a turtle, or maybe a dog, or ferrets are cool too...

How do you order at a restaurant?

Tell them what I want.

The server brings you the wrong food. What do you do?

Huh? It was the wrong food? I never noticed.

You catch someone checking out your partner. You:

Think about what I'm going to eat for dinner.

Your dream occupation:

Private detective.

What's your favorite accessory?

Jewelry that my partner gave me.

What costume would you wear to a masquerade?

Just another means of public humiliation...

What kind of music do you listen to?

Pop! Light and happy music. ^^

Do you usually find yourself on top or bottom?

Huh? You mean like bunk beds?

-results-

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

-Afterwords-

Haruhi was really hard, because she didn't fit a lot of the answers. But, as I predicted, she was a clueless uke. I'm getting better at predicting. So, who should I document next, we're running out of characters, really. This series might be ending soon, along with Ouran itself. Sigh, I guess this is just how it goes.