Totalamuto: I do not own any Shaman King characters

Hao: *snickers* You actually think they care about that?

Totalamuto: Well I Don't want to get sued

Hao: sissy

Totalamuto: Homo

Hao: *death glares*

Yoh: Guyyysss! Don't fight! The story's about to start!

WHAT are They Doing??

Horo Horo and Ren were walking to Hao and Yoh's house to ask if they wanted to go to a restaurant to eat out together. They walked to their house and knocked on the door.

*Knock knock*

No response.

Horo Horo pushed the door open, "HELLO?"

No response.

"I wonder where they are…"said Ren.

"Hey, maybe their in their room doing things!" laughed Horo Horo

"Oh shut up" muttered Ren.

The two went upstairs to Hao and Yoh's room when they heard voices inside the room.

"This feels soo good Onii-chan!" Yoh moaned.

"Of course it does Otouto" Hao said, "but let me enjoy my self too."

"Ahh! No! Stop!" Yoh yelled.

""Oh shit! Hao's gonna rape Yoh! Horo Horo and Ren thought. They threw open the door only to see….

The twins fighting over a massage chair.

"Oh! Hey guys! Whatcha doing here?" asked Yoh innocently.

The two boys stared at the twins in shock. Finally, they managed to say something.

"We were gonna invite you two to dinner…but now I think I just need to go home and rest….my mind's collapsing from a retard disorder…." groaned Horo Horo as he walked out the door.

"For once I agree with the idiot…lets go Boro Boro" said Ren.

"It's HORO HORO!" Screamed the ainu, and they fought all the way downstairs.

When they shut the door, both twins relaxed.

"I told you they were coming." Said Hao.

"Hehe, at least they don't suspect anything" Yoh laughed sheepishly.

"Yeah, but they weren't smart enough anyway," Hao said turning to Yoh smirking, "Now where were we?"

"AHH!" screamed Yoh as he was tackled by his twin.

This was going to be a looonnggg day.

Totalamuto: I like oneshots ^.^ Simple and easy

Hao: I don't

Totalamuto: No one cares what you think -_-

Yoh: That's meann. Its ok onii-chan, i care!

Hao: *Laughs* Hear that you ugly baka?

Totalamuto: Grr