NEW CHAPTER!
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LETS READ!
Tsuki: Hello~ to all!
Soul: So not cool.
Black*Star: I will take on anything!
Tsuki: Whatever! OH! AND SAY HI TO~...
Hikari: ME! I'm no longer banned!
Tsuki: Let's start! This dare is from Ultimate-Zelda-Fan:
Why did Kid only do half of his dare?
Yay! Naruto won the shout off! BTW, my money's on him winning that fight with Black*Star, since he's a MUCH better ninja than B*S will ever be!
How come Sid didn't do his dare?
Also, I have another dare for Stein! You must take Marie on a date and make sure she has a good time
Also, Kid and Soul, you can go ahead and beat up Jigoku for that Yaoi crap she made you do!
Hikari: Where's Stein?
Tsuki: STEIN! Get out here!
Stein: What?
Tsuki: You must take Marie out on a date!
Stein: Really?
Tsuki: YES! THE FANS DEMANDED IT!
Stein: Uh, okay... +leaves for date+
Tsuki: We get info on date later~
Next dare from...
Hikari: The one who submitted the most dares!
Tsuki: ImNotRand-SOUL:
ho ho ho i dare maka and soul to play NAKED twister in the symetrical room that NOBODY can go in but no one ever said there cant be cameras
Tsuki: AH! SoulxMaka!
Hikari: Relax, Tsuki. Okay! SOUL! MAKA!
Soul: Uncool. +goes in SYMETRICAL ROOM+
Maka: +goes in room+
Tsuki: Let's watch the TV! +turns on TV+
Hikari: Uh, I don't think they're playing Twister...
Spirit: AH~! +comes back up from cliff+ NO~!
Tsuki: You were STILL down there?
Kid: Soul has a nose-bleed still...
Tsuki: I think we better get them out here.
Soul and Maka: +comes back out blushing+
Tsuki: Wow. Okay~! Next dare from spawnspectre:
Cool dares you guys have.
MAKE SOUL GO TO A ROOM WITH BLAIR (doing "you know what") WITH SECRET CAMERAS AND MAKE MAKA WATCH!
Her reacction would be so lulz
Hikari: Wow, Tsuki mu-
Tsuki: +duct tapes Hikari's mouth+ She wasn't going to say anything...
Okay. Blair~?
Blair: Nya~?
Tsuki: Go with Soul in room.
Blair: OH! My little scythe-y boy~!
Soul: +nose-bleed+
+both go in room+
Maka: +watches TV+
Oh. My. God.
Tsuki: Maka not happy.
Soul and Blair: +come out+
Maka: MAKA CHOP!
Soul: OW! What was that for?
Tsuki: He's clueless. Next dare!
Hikari: From oOShadowRippleOo:
SOUL SAID PASTA! JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!
Now I have a list of dares.
Black Star: I dare you to pee in your pants.
Soul: See Black Star's. Except you have to dress in a pink, frilly tutu and sing "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga to Shinigami Sama afterward. And no, you can't change your pants or underwear for two chapters.
Kidd: Now I dare YOU to act like Italy. For the rest of the chapter.
Shinigami Sama: I DARE YOU TO REMOVE YOUR MASK!
Maka: This one is actually a truth. Who's hotter? Kidd or Black Star? You have to make out with the person you think is hotter, by the way. For one hour.
Mwuhahaha!
Gotta go bye!
Black*Star: How the hell am I supposed to do that?
Hikari: Drink a lot of water.
Black*Star: +drinks A LOT of water+
Oh crap... WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!
Hikari: I didn't. It was oOShadowRippleOo.
Tsuki: Soul, your turn.
Soul: So uncool...
+drinks A LOT of water+
Dammit...
Tsuki: Let's wait.
KID!
Kid: Is Italy symmetrical?
Tsuki: Do the freakin' dare.
Kid: +sigh+ PASTA~!
Tsuki and Hikari: +laughing+
Kid: Vee~! Doitsu~!
Tsuki: That's good!
Black*Star: +pees pants+
Dammit! These pants were god-worthy!
Tsuki: No one cares.
Soul: +pees pants+
So not cool...
Tsuki: Oh yeah Soul! You have to sing Paparazzi to Shinigami-sama!
Soul: NO WAY!
Tsuki: YEAH WAY!
Soul: +sigh+
+goes to Shinigami-sama+
We are the crowd
We're cuh-coming out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastic, oh
Leather and jeans
your watch glamorous
Not sure what it means
But this photo of us
It don't have a price
Ready for those flashing lights
'Cause you know that baby I-
I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your-
Papa-Paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi
I'll be your girl backstage at your show
Velvet ropes and guitars
Yeah cause you know I'm starting between the sets
Eyeliner and cigarettes
Shadow is burnt, yellow dance and return
My lashes are dry- But the teardrops I cry
It don't have a price
Loving you is Cherry Pie
'Cause you know that baby I-
I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your
Papa-Paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Real good, We're dancing in the studio
Stop-stopped, That shit on the radio
Don't stop, for anyone
We'll Blast it but we'll still have fun
I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you love me
Papa-Paparazzi
Baby there's no other superstar
You know that I'll be your
Papa-Paparazzi
Promise I'll be kind
But I won't stop until that boy is mine
Baby you'll be famous
Chase you down until you love me
Papa-paparazzi
Shinigami-sama:+clapping akwardly+
Tsuki: Wow...
Oh, Shinigami-sama! Could you remove your mask?
Shinigami-sama: Sure! Why not?
+removes mask+
Tsuki: WHERE'S YOUR FACE!
Hikari: Holy crap...
Everyone: Wow...
Tsuki: Damn... You can put back on your mask now.
Shinigami-sama: +puts mask back on+
Tsuki: Maka?
Maka: Yeah?
Tsuki: Who's hotter? Kid or Black*Star?
Maka: Kid.
Tsuki: +devious smile+ Now you must make-out with Kid.
Maka: EH! No! NO!
Tsuki: YES!
Maka: +makes out with Kid+
Kid: +kisses back+ (sorry if you support SoMa, but I support KidMaka)
Tsuki: TIMES UP!
Maka and Kid: +keeps making out+
Tsuki: Hey, it's the Kishin!
Maka and Kid: +stop kissing+
Tsuki: OKAY!
NEXT DARE!
The next dare is from MyFearOfFalling:
(I'm new to all of this, so forgive me if I screw something up...even though I don't think there's much to screw up...)
I have one dare.
Kid- Cut his own hair to make it asymmetrical. And make it obvious! Not just a hair or two cut off, but like, half his hair.
BWAHA! Should piss someone off. ^^
Kid: Another asymmetrical dare. Great.
Tsuki: HAIRCUT TIME!
Kid: I REFUSE TO DO THIS!
Tsuki: Too bad. We don't care.
Kid: +grabs scissors+
+sniffles+
+cuts hair+
Tsuki: There! You look better with asymmetrical hair!
Kid: I... look.. LIKE TRASH!
Hikari: This is horrible... THIS IS HORRIBLE! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN TSUKI!
Tsuki: CALM DOWN HIKARI.
Kid and Hikari: +sulking in corner+
Tsuki: +sigh+ Okay, next dare!
This dare comes from ILooovesToshirouHitsugayax3:
Hello ^^ I just finished reading all of the wonderful dares the Soul Eater gang && yoou && youur friends received and I thought it pretty hilarious ^^ Now , if I may submit a couple of dares ...
Soul: Admit your love to my OC , Tricyrtis ^^ (Hehe , too cute )
Kido-kun: Go fix everything in the world that is asymmetric (including people , pets , EVERYTHING) :)
Maka: Jump off a cliff && never come back ! Oh ! && make sure Spirit doesn't follow yoou , I actually like him ^^
:) P.S.: Soul , I wuff youu 3 :3
Hikari: What! Then I also add that Soul must also say that he likes Ts-
Tsuki: +puts hand over Hikari's mouth+ Ha ha. Funny.
Hikari: +muffled+ Trying to do a favor.
Tsuki: +moves hands+
Okay, Soul!
Soul: I haven't even met Tricyrtis!
Tsuki: Too bad. Do the freakin dare.
Soul: What's got you all worked up?
Hikari: Because she lov-
Tsuki: +duct tapes Hikari's mouth+ Do the dare.
Soul: I love you... Tricyrtis.
Tsuki: Alright. Lets move on.
Kid: I GET TO FIX MY HAIR!
Tsuki: Go ahead, then, but if you try and make me symmetrial, I'll kill you.
Kid: YES! +fixes hair+ AH! IT IS SYMMETRICAL ONCE AGAIN!
Tsuki: YOU EVEN PAINTE CONTINUING WHITE STRIPES!
Hikari:Yay~! Symmetry~!
Tsuki: Alright, Kid, go fix everything symmetrical in the world
Kid: YES! +leaves+
Tsuki: Alright, Maka.
Maka: What am I, her most hated chapter?
Tsuki: Probably.
Maka: +sigh+ +jumps off cliff+
Spirit: NO! MY MAKA! +is about to jump off+
Tsuki: HOLD IT! You can't follow Maka!
Spirit: +is depressed and doesn't jump off+
Tsuki: NEXT DARE!
This one is from desori9fuzzyfur:
XD this is super funny poor Kid ok let see...bwhahahahhaha Shiniami- get a pink coat tsubaki- do something evil to tsuki or maka Liz dress unfashibale Soul- dye your hair pink Patti- make soul get inside a dress Will someone kick Maka butt and cut one of her pony tails. blair rape soul Kid make out with black star then do it with him in a room hehehehehe crona please kill the gay ass were wolf name jacob and any random fangirl with that cool move. Everyone got to say black star is god
Tsuki: Oh, Shinigami-sama~?
Shinigami-sama: Yes?
Tsuki: Here's your new pink coat!
Shinigami-sama: +wears pink coat+ I don't think this is a good color.
Tsuki: Oh welll, you still have to wear it.
Tsubaki: Something evil?
Tsuki: OH CRAP!
Hikari: Ha ha ha...
Tsuki: It aslo said to Maka too!
Maka: Yeah, but I'm still at the bottom of the cliff.
Tsubaki: What am I supposed to do?
Black*Star: I have an idea! Of course I do, I'm Black*Star!
Hikari: I got a better one. +whispers something in Tsubaki's ear+
Tsubaki: Okay. +goes off to Tsuki's room+
Tsuki: Where are you going~?
Tsubaki: +has Tsuki's Soul Eater DVD+
Tsuki: GIVE. IT. BACK.
Hikari: Yep, evil, alright.
Black*Star: Mine was better...
Tsuki: GIVE ME BACK MY DVD. NOW!
Tsubaki: Uh... what do I do now?
Hikari: Give her the DVD, or run for your life.
Tsuki: +growl+
Tsubaki: +Gives Tsuki her DVD back+
Tsuki: DON'T EVER TAKE THIS AGAIN!
Liz: I have to dress unfashionable?
Tsuki: Yeah.
Liz: NO!
Hikari: SHE CAN DRESS IN A BANANA SUIT!
Liz: HELL NO!
Tsuki: I like the idea. Liz: Banana suit.
Liz: NEVER!
Tsuki: Do it or I'll burn all your clothes and nail polish!
Liz: +horrified by the thought+
Tsuki: Here. +hands Liz banana suit+
Liz: +sniffs and wears banana suit+
Tsuki: +holding back laughs+
Soul: I'm not dying my hair some un-cool color!
Tsuki: You have too.
Soul: Why?
Tsuki: You have two options. Either dye your hair, or I can hit you with the computer again.
Soul: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DO THAT AGAIN!
Tsuki: Your pick.
Soul: +dyes hair pink+
Tsuki: Pink isn't your color either.
Soul: You said the same thing when I had to dye it black!
Tsuki: Yep, I did. Now Patti is going to get you in a dress.
Soul: WHAT!
Tsuki: Patti!
Patti: HIPPO! HIPPO!
Tsuki: Get Soul in a dress.
Patti: +goes up to Soul with a pink dress+ Wear the dress Soul, heh heh! It matches!
Black*Star: I'm starting to feel sorry for him.
Tsuki: Would you like to wear the dress?
Black*Star: I WOULD EVER WEAR SOMETHING UN-GODLY LIKE THAT!
Soul: +is somehow wearing he dress+ I hate this.
Hikari: Can I be the one to beat up Maka and cut one of her ponytails, da~?
Tsuki: You're saying 'da' again, aren't you?
Hikari: Yep.
Tsuki: Sure.
Hikari: C'MERE MAKA! +has scissors+
Maka: No!
Hikari: +beats Maka up and cuts one of her ponytails+
Maka: Why does most people hate ME!
Tsuki: I know why, but I won't tell you. Soul!
Soul: Yeah?
Tsuki: You're about to hate your life.
Soul: Why?
Tsuki: Oh, Blair~~~~?
Blair: Nya~?
Tsuki: +whispers into Blair's ear something+
Blair: Oh... MY LITTLE SCYTHE-Y BOY, NYA~~~~!
Soul: +TOTAL nosebleed+
Blair: Come with me, nya~!
Soul: What the-
Blair: +shuts door behind them+
Tsuki: Hey, Kid?
Kid: What now? +is upset because he saw Blair's lack of symmetry+
Tsuki: YOU HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH BLACK*STAR!
Kid, Black*Star, and Hikari: WHAT!
Hikari: Why can't it be with Soul! I dun like that pairing!
Tsuki: I don't either, but we'll live.
Blair: +comes out with a nose-bleed-ing Soul+
Tsuki: Yeah, that was the dare.
Soul: Yeah, I hate this!
Kid: Well... +Kisses Black*Star+
Soul: We came out at the wrong time!
Kid and Black*Star: +now their turn in the bedroom+
Tsuki: Chrona, kill Jacob from Twilight.
Chrona: AH! I can't do that anymore!
Ragnarok: +comes out+ I CAN! +drags Chrona to kill Jacob and comes back with his soul+ Can I eat it?
Tsuki: No.
Ragnarok: Damn you.
Tsuki: Everyone: Say Black*Star is god when he gets out.
Kid: Black*Star is god!
Tsuki: Wait a minute, they're STILL in there!
Kid and Black*Star: +are finally out+
Tsuki: Wow...
Okay, let's move on to our next dare!
This is by brunettebookworm14:
zomg i lurved the hetalia dares =w= anyways,im feeling evil so... i dare stein to dissect spirit WHILE HE'S AWAKE! (fufufu~) and i also dare Wes to randomly appear and say something completely random and nonsensical~ and...lastly... I dare Kid to tilt one of his pictures at least ONE CENTIMETER ASKEW! MUWAHAHA~ XD
Tsuki: Spirit?
Spirit: Yes?
Tsuki: Let Stein dissect you while your awake.
Spirit: NEVER! +tries to jump off the cliff again+
Tsuki: +ties Spirit to disecting table+
Stein: Hi Spirit!
Spirit: NO!
Stein: +drags Stein away+
Tsuki: Wait, the next part said for Wes to come...
Hikari: Soul's brother, da~?
Soul: Great.
Tsuki: +frozen+
Hikari: What the hell? Oh, whatever. HEY WES EVANS! GET OUT HERE!
Wes: How I am here?
Tsuki: +wide eyes+
Wes: ...
Tsuki: AH~! +hides under couch+
Hikari: I don't get this! She was amazed when she found out Soul had a brother, and now she's scared of him!
Tsuki: Remember that Quizilla story I wrote before I discovered FanFiction?
Hikari: Yeah.
Tsuki: Read it and you'll find out why I'm scared.
Hikari: +sigh+ So, say something random Wes, da~!
Wes: Why?
Tsuki: +still under couch+ YOU WERE DARED TO! GET OVER IT!
Hikari: +gets idea+ SHOUT PASTA LIKE ITALY, DA!
Tsuki: +gets out from under couch+ ... THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER!
Wes: I'm not going to do that.
Tsuki: Yes.
Wes: No!
Soul: WE'VE ALL HAD TO DO DARES WE DIDN'T WANT TO DO SO GET OVER IT AND JUST SHOUT 'PASTA'!
Tsuki and Hikari: +wide eyes+
Wes and Soul: +death glare at each other+
Tsuki: +sarcasm+ Um... Wes... I hate interrupting you and Soul's WONDERFUL family reunion, but you have to shout PASTA!
Wes: +sigh+ PASTA~!
Tsuki: Wow...
Hikari: +laughing REALLY hard+
Wes: I'm leaving.
Tsuki and Soul: Good.
Wes: +leaves+
Tsuki: THANK GOD! HE WAS SCARING ME!
Hikari: +shakes head+ Can we skip Kid's dare?
Kid: ANOTHER DARE FOR ME! +minor mental breakdown+
Tsuki: No. KID MUST TILT THE PICTURE ONE CENTIMETER ASKEW!
Kid: I hate this thing! +tilts painting one centimeter askew+ I hate this...
Tsuki: NEXT DARE FROM MaroThePanda:
XD THX FOR THE FAVORITE OF THE STORY, L PWNS BUT KID IS THE HOTTEST, AWESOME STORY, AND FOR A DARE I DARE SOUL TO KISS KID! IT'S TIME FOR SOME YAOI UP IN HERE!
Hikari: YAOI!
Tsuki: Hey, Soul, time to kiss Kid!
Soul: No!
Tsuki: You want to~!
Soul: If I kiss him, will these yaoi dares stop!
Tsuki: +lies+ Yeah.
Soul: Okay. +kisses Kid+ Happy?
Tsuki: Kid looks satisfied...
Soul and Kid: +blush+
Tsuki: Okay, we have a dare from CaT:
before i give any dares i m gonna ask a question
Tsuki:did you cheated on the "listen to Excalibur for 10 hours"?
now on with the dares
Kid: play a song that Italy played from episode 3(or was it 4)
black*star:by now the Tsuki giving dares marathon is over as a reward i give you this 2 tons u may ask?BEACUSE I DARE YOU TO WEAR THOSE SHOES AND GO AROUND THE WORLD!
Soul:i dare you to act as spirit the perv in front of maka
maka:pick your least fav cast and kiss him or her
medusa: i hate you and your snake guts so DIE
mifune: you got long hair so dress like a girl and scream DO YOU THINK I M PRETTEH! for the next person to ask you.
Tsuki: I did not cheat. I just remembered that Black*Star was in torture. I nearly lost it when he was talking about Chinese tea... Okay Kid, time to play a song!
Kid: A song?
Tsuki: Yep! Oh, and you need this guitar. +hands Kid guitar+
Kid: It's ASYMMETRICAL!
Tsuki: Get over it!
Kid: +sighs+
doitsu doitsu doitsu wa ii tokoro da yo
chanto horyo no ore ni gohan wo kureru shi
igirisu mitai ni mazukunai
sooseeji chiizu suggoke oishii yo
inu ni totte wa tengoku sore ga doitsu
demo doitsu-jin nande minna ikatsuino
latsukan de tsubusaresou da yo
ore no haate ore kowakute namida daichu yo
neechan mo dekai yo
biirudaru wo mainichi haretsu saresu no wa shumi nano?
ato daigun orenchi ni oyshiosenaide
kankoukyaku go kowasugiruno
doitsukko wa ore yori dekakute takumashii no hyahhoo!
What was that song even about!
Tsuki: Germany.
Kid: +gives back the asymmetrical guitar+
Tsuki: Thank you. Oh, Black*Star, here's the shoes to go walk around the world.
Black*Star: I'll take on any challenge! +puts on 2 ton shoes and leaves+
Tsuki: Finally! He's gone!
Soul: I have to act like Spirit?
Tsuki: Yep.
Soul: How do I do that?
Hikari: Act 'in love' with Blair, da~!
Maka: You mean before or after the nosebleed?
Soul: Hey!
Tsuki: Okay, Soul! Time to do the dare!
Blair: Am I needed, nya~?
Soul: +nosebleed+
Tsuki: This is going to be hard...
Spirit: +wide eyes and drool+ Blair, you look wonderful~!
Blair: Thanks Mr. Death Scythe, nya~!
Maka: +annoyed+
Spirit: MAKA~~~~~~~!
Maka: Get lost.
Spirit: +in the emo corner+
Tsuki: Oh great. Soul, do the dare!
Soul: +holds back nosebleed+ Blair, you... look great...
Blair: Thanks, my little scythe-y boy~, nya~!
Soul: +yet again nosebleed+
Tsuki: Hopeless... Maka, who's your least favorite person in this room?
Maka: Black*Star.
Black*Star: How could you hate a god like me!
Maka: That's why.
Tsuki: Okay, now Maka has to kiss Black*Star!
Maka and Black*Star: EH!
Tsuki: It was a dare.
Maka: +sigh+ +kisses Black*Star+ Happy?
Tsuki: No, I'm random, but thanks for asking!
Hey, Chrona? Where's Medusa?
Chrona: I don't know...
Medusa: I'm right here.
Tsuki: Medusa, your dare is to do.
Medusa: I'm suppossed to die...?
Tsuki: I can throw a computer at you for an instant-death.
Soul: Literally an instant death.
Tsuki: I thought you forgave me for hitting you with the computer! +throws computer at Medusa+
Medusa: +dies+
Hikari: I'm glad she's dead, da~. Mifune, get out here, da~!
Mifune: Oh great.
Tsuki: You get to dress like a girl.
Hikari: And scream 'DO YOU THINK IM PRETTEH!', da~.
Mifune: No, why not have Black*Star do that?
Tsuki: He's walking around the world.
Black*Star: +barges in+ NOW IM BACK!
Tsuki: Do the dare, Mifune.
Hikari: I'LL GET THE DRESS, da~! +goes and comes back with symmetrical dress+ Here you go, da~!
Mifune: +puts on dress+
Black*Star: Oh, Mifune?
Mifune: +sigh+ DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTEH!
Tsuki and Hikari: +laughing+
Tsuki: Alright, time for our next dare!
This is from GWB:
Can't stay signed in on DSi... sigh.
Anyway, on to the fun dares... of evil! (Not really)
Soul: Admit that you have had an affair with Tsubaki, and then ask her to marry you.
Maka: Poor doll. Marry... Black*Star for revenge.
Black*Star: Decline her proposal and marry Excalibur!
Tsubaki: Mess up all the symetry in the world.
Kiddo: Choose... who is hotter, Liz or Patty?
Liz: Slap Kid for picking between you!
Patty: Hippo
Spirit: Toast all your toast in toasters.
Stein: Bring light into Ganon's lair.
Shinigami-sama: Can you die?
Sid: Kiss Stein.
That's all...
for now...
Mwahahahahahaha!
Tsuki: Soul, I didn't know you were dating Tsubaki!
Soul: I wasn't!
Tsuki: +laughing+ Well, you know the dare!
Patti: Hippo~ hippo~!
Soul: +sigh+ Tsubaki...
Tsubaki: Yes?
Soul: Uh, will you marry me?
Tsubaki: Sorry, Soul, but no.
Soul: +relieved+
Maka: I have to ask BLACK*STAR!
Tsuki: Yep.
Maka: Black*Star, will you... marry me?
Black*Star: HA! The dare said to say 'no!' so I say 'no' to you!
Maka: Thank Shinigami!
Tsuki: Now Black*Star has to marry EXCALIBUR!
Black*Star: WHAT!
Hikari: I'll be the preacher, da~!
Excalibur, do you take Black*Star to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness in health and other stuffs, da~?
Excalibur: BAKAME!
Hikari: Say 'yes'.
Excalibur: Yes.
Hikari: Black*Star, do you take Excalibur to be your lawfully wedded... something... in sickness in health and other stuffs, da~?
Black*Star: Yes.
Hikari: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND... EXCALIBUR! YOU MAY NOW KISS EXCALIBUR!
Black*Star: +sigh+ +kisses Excalibur+
Excalibur: BAKAME! You kiss me all because of a dare!
Black*Star: Can we get rid of him!
Tsuki: Excalibur, you're late for your speech thing-y.
Excalibur: +leaves+
Tsuki: Okay Tsubaki! Time to ruin all of symmetry!
Kid: What! NO!
Tsubaki: Um.. okay... +starts to make things asymmetrical+
Kid: How could yo-
Tsuki: Okay, Kid, who's hotter? Liz or Patty?
Kid: Um... I guess Liz...
Liz: +slaps Kid+
Kid: What was that for! AND WHY'D SLAP ME ASYMMETRICALLY!
Liz: Do you want me to slap you twice?
Tsubaki: Can't, I have to ruin all symmetry.
Liz: Oh yeah.
Kid: WHAT!
Tsuki: Spirit!
Spirit: What now...?
Tsuki: Toast all your toast in toasters.
Spirit: ...?
Tsuki: It was a dare.
Maka: How can you toast toast?
Spirit: EXACTLY! Thank you, Maka~!
Maka: Still not my papa.
Spirit: AH! +emo corner+
Tsuki: Just toast the toast!
Spirit: +gets toast+ But how-
Tsuki: I DON'T KNOW!
Soul: So not cool.
Spirit: +gets toasters and toasts toast+ Now it's just ashes... wait! Was that the point of this!
Tsuki: I don't know.
Hikari: Who's Ganon...?
Tsuki: FROM THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!
Hikari: What's that...?
Tsuki: AN EPIC VIDEO GAME! +loves Zelda+
Stein: I have to bring light in his lair...?
Tsuki: Good luck. By the way Stein, how was your date with Marie?
Stein: Okay, I guess, but they refused to let me dissect anybody.
Tsuki: I know why. Oh, and SID!
Sid: What? I'M being brought into this?
Tsuki: Yep. You have to kiss Stein.
Hikari: Can he even do that?
Sid: I don't know. I haven't kissed anyone since I was revived.
Tsuki: Well try.
Sid: +kisses Stein+
Tsuki: Okay, Stein, go deliever your light. +gives Stein a lightbulb+
Stein: What's this for?
Tsuki: It's light. Go deliver it.
Stein: +goes to deliver the lightbulb+
Tsuki: Shinigami-sama?
Shinigami-sama: Yes?
Tsuki: Can you die?
Shinigami-sama: Of course! Everyone can!
Tsuki: Alrighty. Next dare! From A random person who loves Soul:
I dare Soul, Black Star, and Kid to make out in a small closet :3
Hikari: I AM SO HAPPY!
Tsuki: Yaoi, I know.
Hikari: I love this, da~!
Tsuki: Okay, time for the dare! +grabs Soul, Kid, and Black*Star and throws them in a closet+
-about an hour later-
Hikari: DAMN IT! HOW LONG ARE THEY GOING TO BE IN THERE! AND WHY CAN'T I WATCH!
Tsuki: I'm worried...
Maka: Why?
Tsuki: Soul probably got his nose-blood everywhere and it's going to be all over the closet walls and clothes...
+closet door finally opens and Soul, Black*Star, and Kid come out+
Tsuki: You must have enjoyed that dare.
Soul, Black*Star, and Kid: +blush+
Tsuki: Our next dare is from AnimeGirl1220:
I have a few truths and dares for them! Muahahahaha!
~Truths~
Crona- How did Ragnarok get inside you? How the HELL did that happen?
Ragnarok- Why are you always such an ass?
Chrona- ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?
Kid- Are you OCD? DON'T LIE TO ME!
Blair- Have you always been a sex addict?
Maka- Do you like Soul as MORE than a friend? YOU MUST ANSWER!
Soul- Why the hell are you so obsessed with being 'cool'?
Hikari & Tsuki- Who do you think is cuter? Crona, Soul, or Kid?
~Dares~
Blair- Go on a date with Medusa!
Kid- Sit in an asymmetrical room for 5 hours
Tsubaki- KISS BLACK*STAR!
Patti- Make a paper Giraffe and don't kill it for one week!
Liz- Go into a dark, haunted cave!
Maka- Maka Chop kid!
That's all I got for now! But beware, I will come up with more Dares/Truths!
Tsuki: Chrona, can you tell us how Ragnarok got inside you?
Chrona: Uh, Medusa-sama injected Black Blood into me when I was a child, e-even though I didn't want it.
Tsuki: Okay, and why is Ragnarok such a jerk?
Ragnarok: Since she cut me off from eating souls!
Tsuki: There's a reason for that.
Ragnarok: So! I WANTED THEM! THEY TASTED GREAT!
Tsuki: Get over it. Oh, and Chrona, are you a boy or a girl?
Chrona: Medusa never told me what I was...
Tsuki: +shocked+
Hikari: Kid, you're OCD, right, da~?
Kid: Of course.
Hikari: There you have it, da~! And Blair?
Blair: Nya~, what?
Hikari: You've ALWAYS been a sex addict haven't you?
Blair: No. I never was.
Hikari: Yeah... +doesn't believe Blair+
Tsuki: Maka, do you like Soul MORE than a friend?
Maka: Uh, no, just f-friends...
Tsuki: Yeah... +doesn't believe Maka+ Soul, why are you obsessed with cool?
Soul: Because, it's weird just being random and un-cool.
Hikari: Oh Tsuki, we got a truth question for us, da~!
Tsuki: Really? +reads paper with dares on it+ Oh! I see it! Hikari, who's cuter to you? Soul, Kid, or Chrona?
Hikari: I say Kid! And for you that's-
Tsuki: I will answer it myself! I would say Soul. Now, to AnimeGirl1220, I'm sorry, but Blair can't do the 'go on a date with Medusa' dare, because, uh, she died.
Hikari: Thank god, I hate yuri.
Tsuki: Yeah, sorry! +is really sorry+ Now Kid, you must sit in an asymmetrical room for 5 hours!
Kid: No! NO! NO!
Tsuki: Yes! +pushes Kid in closet+
-five hours later-
Tsuki: +opens closet door+ Kid! You made everything symmetrical!
Kid: Yes, and it is in order now.
Tsuki: +not happy+
Hikari: Tsubaki, you must kiss Black*Star!
Tsubaki: Why is all the dares for me have something to do with Black*Star?
Tsuki: It is what the fans demand!
Tsubaki: +kisses Black*Star+
Black*Star: +blush+
Patti: +makes giraffe+ IM GONNA KILL YOU GIRAFFE!
Tsuki: You can't. Not for one whole week.
Patti: Awww~
Tsuki: Liz, you must go into a dark, haunted cave.
Liz: No! It's scary! And there WILL be ghosts!
Tsuki: It's just a cave.
Liz: +Leaves to cave+
Tsuki: Oh, and now Maka's dare!
Maka: MAKA CHOP!
Kid: OW! What did I do! AND I WAS 'MAKA CHOP'ED ASYMMETRICALLY!
Tsuki: It was a dare.
Liz: AH! +comes running back+
Tsuki: Did you even go into the cave?
Liz: Yes! And I saw them! The ghosts...
Tsuki: Wow. Next dare! From OverlordMao:
I dare:
Maka: Challenge Shinigami to a Shinigami/Maka Chop contest
Soul: Hang out with someone uncool
Black*Star: Yell "Believe it!" everytime you say something
Tsubaki: Tie Black*Star in a chair and wear something skimpy in front of him
Death the Kid: Wear something asymmetrical and I don't care if it just your hair, just wear something asymmetrical and if you refuse, everyone will do it for you
Patty: Act like Liz
Liz: Stay to a haunted house for about at least the rest of the chapter
Stein: Challenge Spirit to a game of Operation
Crona: Wear a happy face for once, not the creepy one
Sid: Do the zombie dance
Blair: Go to the closet with Soul in 30 minuites, naked
Spirit: Stop caring for Maka for once
Excalibur: Annoy Black*Star and Kid for an hour
Tsuki: A Shinigami/Maka Chop contest? EVERYONE! YOU ARE GOING TO NEED TO PROTECT YOUR HEAD!
Maka: How is this going to work?
Hikari: Easy! You will 'Maka Chop' Soul and Shinigami-sama will 'Shinigami Chop' Spirit, and who ever makes the biggest bump and spills the most blood wins, da~!
Soul: I am not participating in this!
Tsuki: Yes, you are. Maka, your turn!
Maka: MAKA~ CHOP!
Soul: +practically passed out+
Hikari: Now Shinigami's turn!
Shinigami-sama: Alrighty.
Spirit: NO! +tries to run away+
Tsuki: +Locks all the doors+
Spirit: +scared+
Shinigami-sama: Shinigami Chop!
Spirit: +near death+
Tsuki: SHINIGAMI-SAMA IS OUR WINNER!
Hikari: YAY!
Tsuki: Now Soul must hang out with someone un-cool.
Soul: +wakes up from Maka Chop+ I'll just hang with Hikari then.
Hikari: I'm UNCOOL. da~!
Soul: Yeah.
Hikari: I have been hurt, da...
Black*Star: Well, believe it!
Tsuki: Oh good, Black*Star's doing his dare!
Black*Star: Which is?
Tsuki: Shouting "BELIEVE IT!" everytime you say something!
Black*Star: Oh.
Tsuki: ... SAY IT!
Black*Star: Why? Believe it!
Tsuki: THERE! Now Tsubaki's gonna tie you to a chair.
Tsubaki: +ties Black*Star to a chair+ Sorry, Black*Star.
Black*Star: What's this for!
Tsubaki: +wears something sklimpy+
Soul: +nosebleed+
Black*Star: Oh my...
Tsuki: A lot of dares seem oddly perverted...
Kid: I'm not going to wear anything asymmetrical!
Tsuki: Yeah, you are, or we will.
Kid: Still not doing it.
Tsuki: Alright, well Maka's pigtail is cut, so she's asymmetrical. So is Soul. I am too. And you cut your hair earlier so it's asymmetrical too.
Kid: What! NO! +is curled up on floor sobbing+
Patti: Can I kill giraffe?
Tsuki: No, but you can act like Liz.
Patti: Kay! +acting as Liz+ Kid, you don't need to worry, you can fix everything asymmetrical. Ah! Ghosts! My nail is ruined!
Liz: Do I really sound like that?
Tsuki: Liz, you must stay in a haunted house. For the rest of the chapter.
Liz: Not again... +goes to haunted house while shaking+
Stein: +comes back+ I had to buy a lamp for the lightbulb, but now there is light in Ganon's lair.
Tsuki: Oh yeah, you have to challenge Spirit to Operation.
Spirit: NO! He'll eventually want to dissect ME!
Stein: Alright, come on Spirit. +drags Spirit to game room to play Operation+
Tsuki: We'll see who won later. Chrona, will you please smile?
Chrona: B-but I have nothing to smile about!
Tsuki: Please?
Chrona: +tries to smile+
Tsuki: Not a bad smile.
Maka: Isn't that easy, Chrona?
Chrona: Y-yeah...
Sid: The zombie dance?
Tsuki: Yep.
Sid: I have never done that before, not even when I was alive.
Tsuki: YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE ANYMORE! Remember?
Sid: Oh yeah.
Hikari: +plays music+
Sid: +does zombie dance+
Hikari: Blair, you must go into the closet with Soul naked.
Blair: My scythe-y boy! +drags into closet+
Soul: +nosebleed+
Spirit: +runs in+ I lost. Stein won. He wants to dissect me!
Tsuki: You can't care for Maka for a few minutes.
Spirit: +is running way and didn't hear Tsuki+
Tsuki: Well.
Excalibur: I'm here to annoy my husband!
Black*Star: +gets out of chair+ No!
Excalibur: Let's see... How about I tell you of the time I was battling for my first time?
Black*Star: ugh...
-an hour later-
Excalibur: ...suddenly, I found myself standing on the creature. I had won.
Black*Star: +has been tortured+
Soul: +comes out of closet+ I'm almost out of blood...
Blair: +puts on clothes+
Tsuki: Our last dare-
Hikari: Awww~!
Tsuki: Yeah, I know. The last dare is from Skarlet Magician 1997:
You are a genius! I bow down at your awesomnicety! I LOVE SOUL but I don't loveths Kaouru...I like HIKARU! BTW I dare You to make out with kid...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BTWW I have a truth or dare story tooo! soooo coool!
Tsuki: ... +on the floor+
Hikari: What? +reads dare+ Oh...
Tsuki: Hikari, Jigoku doesn't find out.
Hikari: Alright, I'm sorry~, da.
Kid: +is finally up+ What happened? What's the dare?
Tsuki: +kisses Kid+ That was the dare.
Kid: +shocked+
Tsuki: Alright. Outro time.
Well, sorry it took awhile to get this chapter out. I had computer problems for awhile and I've been doing some AMV creating lately. And plus, I have a favor to ask. On my profile, I have a poll to see you's the people's favorite OC. Me, Hikari, Jigoku, or Sukihashi. PICK WISELY! XD
Alright. Hope you enjoyed this chapter! And yes, it is long, it's over 7000 words long. Kay, byes~! :D