A/N: Interpret this however you wish (and I didn't feel like using quotation marks). Inspired by this, the best fanmade music I've heard: http :/ / ww w. you tube . com / wa tch?v =MnSA Bd3c-_0

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I want a woman.

It's always a woman my clients want. Don't waste my time. Why should I help you, good gentleman?

She's my friend...so I can't want her, but I do...

Poor human, you're confused. Now now, dry those bitter tears and sit down. I can make you oh so very happy. That's what I do. Just tell me your wish... come and sit here...Good good. Now, you say she's your friend, and you don't want to ruin your bond, the friendship you already have. So it's like that, is it, good sir?

Terra.

Tell me everything, sir Terra. Imagine her in your mind so I can see the object of your affections. I shall see it all with your heart. I assure you I'll catch on quickly; I'm not as dull-witted as I look.

My heart? Just...think of her?

Only her.

...her...

All of her. What do you see?

Her lips... mmm, you always only get a friendly smile.

Her body... puts all the goddesses to shame, yes, but she won't ever give it away, you know she's an independent woman.

Her hair... is not for you to touch.

Her eyes... can't hold her gaze, can you?

I wonder what sounds she can make when I... you'd enjoy it, but it's not right. Her hands all on me... will lead to sin and your spiritual suicide. What could she do with her tongue... the good gentleman isn't so good, I see...

Don't blush too hard on me now. You're only human.

I want to know what it's like to have her voice in my ear... oh dream on, she won't be purring your name. So why can I feel her nails digging down my spine, feel her skin pressed beneath mine when I close my eyes... you're such a desperate dreamer, that's why. If I look at her like this... it's rude to stare. Maybe if I touch her right there she would ... only hurt yourself, leave it be. She's my best friend... yes, but only when you're awake... I want her... she's destined to destroy you... I want her to want me too ...walk away and never look back, good gentleman...I want her so bad.

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Say her name.

Aqua.

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My oh my...

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What's wrong?

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I must admit this I find intriguing. More so, your heart.

What?

Manners, good sir. Forgive me, but, I wasn't expecting such devoted love mixed in with your lust, your darkness.

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Let me say it in simpler terms: that complicates things. Human love transcends my power, annoying as it may be...

I can't help you, Terra.

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So what do I do?

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...take her.

If you can.