BOO! Ya, I bet you guys thought I was through with torturing Toushiro Hitsugaya, 10th squad captain, and child prodigee but no! I am starting the sequel now! If you didn't read 'I'm a What Now?!', then read it or you won't understand this story! In this particular story, Toushiro gets turned into a girl by Yachiru Kusajichi herself. First it was a cat, now a girl!? For the record, I disown all the characters but I own this idea!

Chapter 1

Transformation and Dress-Up

Its been a week since I have turned to normal. I have played with Kusajichi day in and day out for the whole week. I was exhausted. I sure hope Matsumoto did the paperwork or I am going to be pissed. Unohana-taicho let em go just oday, a couple hours a go so I have been walking and thinking for a while. What about? Don't ask. I opened my office door and there was papers on my desk to the floor and on Matsumoto's desk as well. My eye's went wide as what I just saw.

"Matsumoto!",I yelled. She dashed into the room."Why is there papers all over the place?"

"Well...",she started. Her mind was blank and she was stupid."I don't know."

"Matsumoto...",I groaned. I walked over to my desk and started on paperwork. Matsumoto just stood there and store at me."Get started on paperwork!"

"Ah I think I hear Kira calling!",she yelled and dashed out of the room. My left eyebrow twitched. Then I heard:"Hello Yachiru!"

"Hello Big Boobies!",I heard Kusajichi. Then she entered my office and she had a clear vile in her teeny hands with pink fluid."Hi Hi Shiro!"

"Hello Kusajichi-fuku-I mean Yachiru.",I said. I had promised her to call her by her first name when we were alone."Whats that you got there?"

"Oh Clowny made this. I dunno what it is.",Kusajichi told me. Clowny ment Kurosutchi-taicho.

"Well, why do you have it?",I asked. She shrugged."Bring it to me."

"Okay.",Kusajichi said and walked. But when she did, she tripped, the vile came out of her teeny tiny hands, and it crashed onto my desk and I was engulfed in pink smoke. Next thing I knew, I blacked out.

(Somewhere Else, NO POV)

"Ichi! Pineapple Head!",yelled Yachiru, dashing to them. They were walking in the 10th squads halls.

"What is it?",asked Ichigo.

"Whitey, he's in trouble.",Yachiru answered, out of breath."Help..."

"Toushiro's in trouble?",asked Ichigo. Yachiru started to run. Renji and Ichigo ran after her and then in the office.

"Toushiro!",yelled Ichigo. Pink smoke was engulfing everything."Hey! Toushiro!"

(Toushi POV)

When I woke up, I was on my couch, Abarai and Kurosaki hovering over me. I blinked and when I sat up, my chest felt heavier. I looked down and I had... breasts and I had long hair and a womanly shaped figure. I felt my face blush. This can't be happening! Why does all the bad stuff happen to me?! I saw Kusajichi hiding behind the couch.

"Kusajichi...",I growled but it was girly."What... the.. hell..."

"Toushiro... your a girl...",Kurosaki told me. I jumped up from the couch and ran into the bathroom, he even followed.

"What the hell... this can't be happening.",I said, shaking."Why... why..."

"Why what?",asked Abarai. I turned around."But I must say, you look cute like that."

"SHUT UP!",I yelled but it turned high-pitched and it sounded weird."Why do I have to transfrom into something before a meeting!?"

"Now now...",Abarai said and held me close."A young lady as yourself shouldn't yell..."

"Abarai let go of me.",I growled and tried moving but ended up tripping."Ow..."

"You okay?",asked Kurosaki, helping me up."Toushiro? Answer me..."

"Its Hitsugaya-taicho Kurosaki and I'm fine.",I replied and stood up."I'll be fine."

"Taicho!",I heard Matsumoto yell."We have a meeting!"

'Shit!',I yelled in my head."J-just a minute! Help me..."

"What?",asked Abarai. I blushed.

"Help me hide the girl things.",I said again.

Kurosaki and Abarai looked at me and then grabbed bandages. Kurosaki took off the top of the shikahasho making me shiver. I crossed my arms over my chest to hide the breasts but Abarai and Kurosaki had to move them to wrap the bandages around my chest. My chest then looked some-what flat. Kurosaki took my hair after the top was back on and put it underneath my shikahsaho top. I shivered slightly at the sensation. When I looked back in the mirror, I looked like I just I got out of the shower. I ran out of the bathroom.

"Yes Matsumoto?",I asked, in the guyest voice I could. She store at me.

"Oh! Meeting!",she yelled and grabbed me."Taicho, did you loose weight?"

"No why?",I asked. She shrugged and Abarai and Kurosaki followed.

"Ichigo, why are you coming?",asked Matsumoto. Exactly, why is Kuroskai coming?

"Because the old man told me to come.",Kurosaki answered.

"Never call the head-captain an old man!",I yelled. Obviously furious."Thats disrespectful Kurosaki-kun!"

"Uh taicho...",started Matsumoto."Why did you sound like a girl and why did you add 'kun' to the end of Ichigo's name?"

"Wha-",I started and covered my mouth. My whole face went red."I..."

"Hitsugaya-taicho! Abarai-kun! Ichigo-kun! Rangiku-san!",I heard Ukitake-taicho yell. We all turned and saw Kyoruku-taicho with Nanao.

"Oh Ukitake-san.",Kurosaki said."Whats up?"

"Oh nothing. You guys on the way to the meeting?",asked Ukitake.

"Hai.",I answered, in a guy voice. Ukitake and Kyoruku store at me funny."What?"

"Are you sick Toushiro-kun?",asked Kyoruku and put his hand on my forehead."You don't have a fever."

"I'm fine.",I answered. Thats when my girl voice slipped.

"Why... do you sound like a girl Shiro-chan?",asked a familiar voice. I spun around quickly and landed on my ass. Hinamori stood there."Shiro-chan you clutz..."

"Sh-shut up!",I stuttered, my face red."And why I sound like a girl is none of your business!"

"Ya but it is ours.",added Ukitake."Why do you sound like a girl?"

"Kusajichi-fukutaicho accidently crashed a vile of pink fluid on my desk and I became a girl.",I answered. Thats when Kurosaki helped me up. I blinked and then blushed."Shall we go to the meeting?"

"Oh ya!",yelled Matsumoto."Lets go!"

So off we went to the meeting room. Sadly, I had no idea I'm going to get rid of the girly things to continue my work. Or, my new question is, why did Kurosutchi make this? And put it in a place where the little devil aka Kusajichi Yachiru, can get to it. Not to mention why there wasn't anybody to see her taking it!

"We're here!~",squelled Matsumoto. Kuchiki-taicho and Soi fon-taicho were staring at her weirdly. "Oops."

"Oh Shiro-taicho!",yelled Kusajichi. She prmised to call add 'taicho' to the end of my nickname when my fellow captains were around and the vice captains."Sorry about..."

"Be quiet about it and I'll give you cnady...",I whispered to her. She nodded and everyone went to their spots. Thats when the soutaicho came in. He slammed the cane on the hardwood floor.

"I am sending Hitsugaya-taicho, Abarai-fukutaicho, Matsumoto-fukutaicho, 3rd seat Madareme, and 4th seat Ayasegwa(sp?) to the World of the Living.",the soutaicho said.

"Hai!",Abarai, Matsumoto, and I said. Thats when my female voice came in.

"Uh-oh...",I added. Everyone store at me and my face went red."Um..."

"How are you a girl Hitsugaya-taicho?",asked Nemu coming closer.

"It was me.",Kusajichi said."I accidently trippied and Shiro-taicho turned into a girl."

"Alright, Abarai-fukutaicho, Kurosaki Ichigo, you two will stay in Karakura Town until Hitsugaya-taicho turns back to normal.",the soutaicho said."Understood?"

"H-hai.",I stuttered. This was so embarrassing at the moment. Then I felt extremly dizzy and wobbled.

"Hitsugaya-taicho?",I heard Abarai ask. I still wobbled. Then I felt his hands on my shoulders."Hey you okay?"

"I-I'll b-be f-fine.",I stuttered but felt a sharp pain in my head. I grisped it and then next thing I knew, everything went black.

~5 Hours Later~

When I woke up, I was in a gigai in girl pajama's, and I was laying in a bed. It took me a while to find out where I was. I sat up in the bed and turned my head towards the mirror in the room. I was still a girl, sadly and I got up from the bed and saw clothes layed out for me. It was a white short sleeved shirt with white sweatpants, 'PRINCESS' on the ass and 'Ice Princess' in light blue on the shirt. I sweat dropped and changed and also noticed a bra with the clothes. I sighed and went into the bathroom to change. After I did, I walked out of the room I was in and heard Kurosaki and Abarai argueing. I walked out to the living room.

"Ahem.",I said. The two of them turned to me.

"Toushiro! Your awake!",yelled Kurosaki."Oops, I mean Yukihime..."

"Wh-what did you call me?",I stuttered.

"Oh ya, the soutaicho had someone think of a name and we decided Yukihime. So ya, we are going to school and you needed a girl name.",Abarai told me."We start next week."

"There's some other clothes in the drawers in your room.",Kurosaki added."Shirts, sweaters, jackets, and coats are in the closet."

"Kurosutchi-taicho also said the girl hormones will kick in at 6:00 tonight.",Abarai told me."So that means, you'll be cooking, speaking nicely, no yelling, no bossing..."

"Thats not fair!",I yelled. I store at the clock."Its 3:00 now! I have 3 hours until the girly hormones kick in! Thats not cool! That means I'll blush, I'll be calling you guys Abarai-kun and Kurosaki-kun... Giggle, smile..."

"And whats wrong with that?",asked Kurosaki.

"Um... well...",I started and blushed."Its just embarrassing!"

"Yo! We're here!",I heard Madareme yell."We brought the outfits you asked for Renji!"

"What outfits?",I asked. Ayasegwa(sp?) pulled out some outfits. Waitress uniform, bunny girl, gothic lolita. My face went red."Abarai..."

"Come on... try one on.",Abarai said. He held up the bunny girl outfit."Please?"

"I am not a dress up doll.",I growled."So no."

"Rangiku-san!",yelled Kurosaki. She dashed into the room, grabbed me, and we were back in my room.

"Matsumoto!",I yelled. She took off my clothes and removed the straps from the bra. She pinned me down and slipped the bunny girl outfit on. The bunny outfit was white and it showed my cleavage, it had high heels, bunny ears, panty hose, and a little necktie. Damn it! A captain shouldn't be treated this way. Then I was pulled out of the room. I had my hands to my chest.

"Woohoo.",whistled everyone.

"How did you do it?",asked Abarai to Matsumoto.

"Pinning Yuki-chan down.",Matsumoto said.

'Yu-yuki-chan?',I thought. Then I blushed."Hold on a minute! Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm a dress up doll for your amusement and sexual fantasies!"

"Where did you get that idea?",asked Madareme.

"Tch. You guys dream of Matsumoto.",I said, obvisouly pissed off. All the guys blushed."Oops, did I say that out loud? Well maybe not Kurosaki. He dreams of Yoruichi."

"Okay fine! Get changed!",Kurosaki yelled."We're going out for diner tonight anyway."

I shrugged and went back in my room. I dug hrough the dresser and pulled out a skirt since it was warm out and a short sleeved shirt to match. The shirt was light blue, the skirt was dark blue. I pulled on a different bra and tied my hair into a high ponytail. I sighed and was about to walk out.

'Next stop... food place.'

Woohoo! First chapter done and it was long! Haha, Tosuhrio got dressed up or should I saw Yukihime?

Toushiro: I'll kill you!

Ladies don't say that Yuki-chan!

Ichigo: so where's the food palce we're going to?

McDonalds. XD Okay people review! This was the first chapter of 'What? Not Again!?' which was titled, Trnasformation and Dress-up! Hope you liked and see you next time in the next chapter!