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I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF MASASHI'S PROPERTY, *SOB*

Hmm… I can't even Imagine how I ended like this… un…

But… BUT HOW!!?? IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?? I went to the doctor, make me tests, anything, but everything says… that's it!! I'm decided!! I will tell him…

-Next day-

"Ma-Madara! St-stop it!! I-I need to tell you so-something, un!!"

"What is it, DeiDei-chan??"

"Don't call me like that, otherwise, I need to tell you something… IMPORTANT, SO STOP UNDRESSING ME!!"

"Aww, you're so difficult, Dei-chan"

"I-I'M …"

"you're what??"

"I'M PREGNANT!!"

The silence Invaded the room where the lovers are, and then…

"Ma-Madara, where are you going??"

"Take pure air…"

He said while he lefts Deidara and closes the door behind him, with tears starting to fall down deidara's eyes.

"Did I made something wrong?? Do he hates me?? What do I do?? Un…"

He lets his back fall to the bed, where they made love every night, but this is going to be different here to now on…

"It's already midnight and Madara hasn't come back from where he went, I wonder where *yawn* he is… un…"

…

"DeiDei-chan!!! Open your eyes Deidara!!!"

"Wha-What the fuck are you doing, Madara, un", said Deidara with the eyes still close, wonder if it's morning already.

" OPEN YOUR EYES, PLEASE!! IT'S MORNING ALREADY", responded while he was taking his lover's top off, jumping on the bed like a little kid when he has an 'A' in his first exam.

'yep, it's morning, un', deidara thought.

Deidara opened his eyes, looking with wide-eyed what was under his chest, a not too big, belly that his little 'Tobi' was stroking so sweet that made Deidara relax for a moment. Then he saw a big, red and pretty bunch of roses aside of the bed.

"what's that?? Un??"

"Flowers, duh", Madara said it with a chuckle-ling tone.

"I know, but why are those here, un?" said Deidara with a curios voice.

Madara stood up and then he grabbed Deidara's chin and start with a sweet kiss on the lips.

" Those are for you… and for 'our' baby" He said placing himself aside of Deidara and whispering to his love's ear.

" I-I haven't even noticed, my stomach is getting bigger every day"

"but, of course it does, this will stop until you give birth…" Madara said carefree.

" hn, 9 long and boring months", he said while he was exhaling. "un".

" Boring? Why??" Madara asked curios too.

" 9 long months without sex, that's pretty risky, un!" Deidara started laughing "especially for you, Madara!!", then both of them start laughing.

"Well, That's your problem, cause I'm not the pregnant, I still can have sex!" Madara said with a glance full of laugh.

Deidara stopped laughing, " What do you mean that you can still have sex? if you know that I'm not in conditions"

"Well, You know that there are people who aren't pregnant... yet!!" Madara replied while making a giggle.

"yet?? more people?? MADARA!!" he started to get so red that Madara already was taking the clay bags away from them.

" YOU. IDIOT. UN!!"

"nee, Dei-chan, you know I was joking… Dei-chan??"

"GET. OUT. OF. MY. ROOM. UN"

" B-But-"

" GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING ROOM, ASSHOLE!!!"

' I think I really pissed Deidara this time, I better go out before he explodes me with his 'art', yeah…' Madara thought while he got out of the room.

"Shit, what the hell was I thinking that last night…?? Un… otherwise, I think I need to sleep... but, what am I thinking!?? It's almost 10:00 am and I haven't made breakfast!!"

'ne, I think I'll just make for me, that asshole doesn't deserves breakfast from his 'tsuma', and I don't need nothing from my 'shujin'!!' Deidara Thought while he was preparing his own breakfast.

" And Holy shit, how do man can get fucking pregnant??!! I mean, how am I going to get pregnant, if I am a man!! SHIT!! UN!!", Deidara said while chewing his 'Corn Flakes'.