Okay, this is pure crack. This is pretty much for my own amusement and I know this has absolutely no plot or point and is very, very stupid. This will eventually have characters from other cartoons but this will stay under the Teen Titans label. Again, I know this is very stupid, so don't review saying this is stupid.

Legend:

Italicized Underlined Words: Thoughts

Italicized Words: Actions

I don't own any of these characters.

*Alarm clock goes off.*
Robin:*Turns off alarm clock* Great, school time. *Walks into kitchen* Where's Beast Boy?
Cyborg: Still asleep. And you have to wake him up.
Robin: Why me!?!?
Cyborg: Because I did it yesterday.
Robin: *Walks off screen grumbling*

*Robin walks inside Beast Boy's train wreck of a room with a bucket of ice water.*
Robin: Beast Boy, get up, it's time for school.
Beast Boy:*Half asleep* Five more days.
Robin: I shouldn't, but....ahhh, what the heck. *Dumps ice water on Beast Boy*
Beast Boy: *Screams like a girl*What was that for?!?!?! *Shivers*
Robin: *Laughs*
Beast Boy: *Glares at him* You're evil.

Next scene: *Teen Titans get off the school bus*
Kitten: Ohhh Robie-poo!
Robin:*Cringes* Damn it! I forgot she went to this school! *Runs away with Kitten chasing him*
Cyborg and Beast Boy: *Laughs*
Starfire: *Steams*
Raven: *Watches them* You'd think she'd have given up by now.
Me/Unseen voice: I know.
Everyone: ?!?!?!
Me: Oh, yeah. I'm the person who controls you guys.
Cyborg: Yeah, right.
Me: Oh, yeah? *Drops anvil on Cyborg*
Everyone but Cyborg, Robin and Kitten: *Laughs*
Robin: If you control everything, then why don't you make Kitten not be in love with me?
Me: Because it's more fun this way.
Robin: *Scowls* You're evil.
Me: Me? You're the one who poured ice water on poor Beast Boy this morning.
Raven and Beast Boy: Poor Beast Boy? *Look at each other* (Talking at the same time)Did we just- *Both shudder* Ewwwwww.
Cyborg: *After pushing anvil off of himself* Could we get back to the storyline please?
Everyone: Okay.
Me: What storyline?
Cyborg: o.O...
*Schoolbell rings*
Cyborg: Oh, dang.
Robin: Yay! I don't have any classes with Kitten!
Kitten: Don't worry, Robie-poo. I'll see you at lunch!
Robin: *Cringes*

That's all for now!!