Ok so I realized that my first attempt at this story kind sucked, so consider this a take two.

The True Vampire

Laying down in the darkness of his coffin allowed Alucard to relax during the daylight hours. There weren't any orders as of late about any rouge vampires or any other paranormal activity so he had been able to have some peace and quiet from Integra or Victoria. Or so he thought. A loud banging on the top of the coffin awoke the mighty vampire who was a less than happy of being aroused from his sleep.

"Alucard wake up there's been a report of vampires in the U.S." Pushing off the top of his coffin, Alucard saw his familiar Victoria with her hands on her hips and looked annoyed.

"What the hell do you want Police Girl?" Seras ignored Alucard's nickname for her and rolled her eyes.

"I told you all ready. Integra has picked up on a large amount of vampire activity in the United States. Unfortunately for me, she decided on only sending you since there are so many and you have the most experience and power." Alucard then grabbed his Jackal off of the table next to his coffin and walked out to hear the briefing from Integra. Seras then walked back to her own chambers happy to be free of Alucard and hunting vampires for once.

"From what we've gathered, there are at least nine confirmed vampires in the area of Forks, Washington. We've also noticed that these vampires are unlike anything we've seen." Alucard looked over the rims of his sunglasses at Integra.

"Exactly how are they different?" Integra pushed her glasses up on her face and folded her hands together with her elbows on her desk.

"They don't seem to suffer from the same weaknesses as average vampires. None of them are weak in or burn in sunlight, none are affected by silver, holy artifacts, or anything of that nature." Integra looked up when she heard Alucard laugh. "What I may ask is so amusing Alucard?"

"These abominations you describe do not even sound like vampires. They sound even worse than that worthless maggot priest I slew months ago. It seems I will just have to find out what they are like when I get there no won't I?" With another laugh, Alucard teleported out of the room before Integra could finish with her statement.

"If he hated that priest then he's going to wish these ones burn in Hell after he sees them."

Integra had assigned Walter to fly Alucard to the U.S. in a private jet to avoid any unwanted attention from the common person. The flight had taken all most an entire day, but Alucard didn't care as he was thinking of what he would encounter in Washington.

"Just what sort of maggot could be waiting there I wonder? No weakness to silver, sunlight, or holy objects? That doesn't sound like a normal vampire." As Alucard had been thinking of what he could possibly face, Walter had just landed the plane in an airport near Forks.

"This is as far that I can take you Alucard without anyone getting too curious." Alucard stood up from his seat.

"No matter. I can easily travel on my own now." Alucard then teleported out of the plane leaving Walter to fly back to England.

Alucard had traveled to the location that was given to him by Integra and he soon found in a vastly wooded area. To his right there was a large house that looked like it was made entirely off glass.

"Well no wonder they were found so easily. Even a pathetic human could see through that." On further inspection, Alucard could easily see at least nine figures which he assumed to be the vampires Integra described to him. But then he also many more figures. The total soon equaled about twenty four. "Hmm that's many more vampires than expected." Alucard loaded his Jackal and readied it. "Though it does equal more bloodshed. Releasing control art restriction to level five." Alucard spread out his cloak until it became a red mist that enveloped the entire house.

The Cullen coven and the other "vampires" were hanging around in the house socializing after their effort at fending off the Volturi. Everything seemed normal until the house suddenly turned dark. Outside was also red. Very red.

"Edward what's going on?" Bella grabbed onto his arm out of fear.

"I…I don't know." Everyone then stood still as they heard a wicked laughter.

"What's that matter maggot? Can't you tell when a vampire creates fog?"

"A vampire creating fog? What are you and what are you talking about?" Edward got his answer by Alucard gunning down the door and flashing his signature smile.

"You really are worthless maggots if don't even know of vampires creating fog. You don't even look like actual vampires."

"What are you even to talk about vampires? How the hell do you even know about vampires?" Alucard laughed at Edward's stupidity.

"Why don't you read my mind and tell me. Considering that mind reading is your "gift" as you pieces of shit put it."

"Wait how could…" Edward did read Alucard's mind and found that he could also read minds but soon stopped after what he saw. Edward then fell to his knees and began to convulse.

"Edward! Edward what's wrong?"

"Horrible. What was in his mind was so horrible." Bella quickly dropped to her knees and put her hands on Edward's face trying to shield his mind.

"Poor little bastard. He can't even see what's inside my mind without even breaking down and crying like an insignificant child." Alucard removed his glasses and stared at Edward causing him to shake more. With the removal of his sunglasses, everyone could see his red eyes.

"He's a newborn! Kill him!" Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle, Peter, Randall, Vladimir, and Stefan all charged Alucard. "Newborn? How dare you call me such a vile name?" The other vampires ignored Alucard and proceeded to tear him apart without Alucard trying to get away or fight back. "Rosalie quick light a fire! I don't care with what or where just do it!"

Rosalie quickly broke apart the couch and a couple of chairs, while Benjamin lit the wood on fire. Emmett and the others then threw Alucard's body parts onto the bonfire. "What the hell was all that about? I mean he barges in here by shooting down our door, wears those strange clothes, and insults us like he's better even though he was clearly a newborn."

Emmett was bragging with the others when Alice began to shake. "This is not good." Jasper rushed to her side. "Alice what's wrong?" Alice began to fall back, but Jasper caught her. Everyone turned their attention to her now since it was obvious that she was having a vision. "That newborn that we just destroyed…wasn't a newborn."

"What the hell are you talking about? Of course he was a newborn! You saw his red eyes!" Emmett was throwing an enraged fit and Rosalie had to calm him down. "No he wasn't. He was and still is a much more powerful force than we know."

"What do you mean? We burned his mutilated body."

Everyone's body ran cold as they heard a blood chilling laugh. "What the fortune teller means is that you have no idea with who you're all dealing with." Everyone turned to the fire and was shocked to see a blood colored mist rise from it and began to reform into the shape of a body. The mist then condensed further until Alucard was fuller reformed minus his hat.

Edward who had finally recovered from his mental spasms stood and walked towards Alucard. "Just who the hell are you?" Alucard looked down at him with a cold stare and Edward jumped back. "My name is Alucard, I am but a servant of the Hellsing Organization. I deal with garbage like you."

Alucard walked out of the fire and it suddenly went out. Everyone stepped back. "He's… he's one of us , a vampire. But how could he come back after being burned?"

"Don't you dare compare yourself to me! You all act like cockroaches rather than proper vampires. Reading your minds I have seen that hardly any of you even drink the blood of humans. You don't even have the self respect to call yourself vampires you undead maggots!" Alucard then took out his Jackal from inside his coat and loaded it.

Without looking away from the Cullens, Alucard put the gun behind his head and fired it three consecutive times at the Amazon vampires killing them all. Seeing that Alucard was a threat, some vampires began to run. When they broke through the walls of the house and ran outside, they somehow came right back into the house.

"What… what is going on?" Tanya tried running again, but reappeared in the house. Alucard looked at all of them and smiled evilly. "The fog I covered the entire house in is a powerful illusion that prevents any of you scum from escaping." The whole Denali coven then fell to their knees. "So now the only fate any of you scum can have now is a slow eternal suffering in the pits of Hell!"

Alucard the fired his Jackal at all of the Denali's as he heard crying behind him. Turning, Alucard saw that Alice, Rosalie, Esme, Bella, and Renesmee all began to cry over the deaths of their friends. "Don't worry I can see that you are all the most important so I will save the most horrifying deaths for you all last." Alucard then proceeded to shoot and destroy all of the other witnesses.

The American Nomads, European Nomads, Egyptian coven, Irish coven, and the Romanian vampires. Once all of the other vampires were destroyed, Alucard began to walk towards the Cullens who began to back away out of fear. "Now shall we do this the easy way? Alucard discarded the spent magazine and reloaded the Jackal with his teeth. "Or shall it be the hard way?" Alucard quickly sensed the thoughts of running away and smiled. "It seems we are going to do things the hard way since you want to run away."

"How can you know that?" Carlisle tried to find reason in this.

"If you haven't found out all ready you bastard is that I can read minds along with many other devastating abilities. Now allow me to show you and you can do as you please. However I do think that either way it will end in your ultimate demise."

"Quick everyone run and hide where you can!" Alucard ignored Carlisle's warning.

"Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems three…two…one, approval of Situation A recognized. Commencing the Cromwell invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent." Large demonic eyes the filled the entire room and circled around all the Cullens as they screamed. "Now you maggots it's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!"

Everyone then divided into groups as they ran away screaming. Emmett with Rosalie, Alice with Jasper, Carlisle with Esme, and Edward with Bella and Rensemee. Alucard laughed knowing that they could never get away.

First, Alucard changed himself into two hellhounds and chased after Rosalie and Emmett. He easily intercepted them as they tried to run to the basement. Alucard then took off Rosalie's legs with his gun coming from the dog's mouths. Emmett could only watch as his mate was crippled before his eyes. Not wanting to leave her behind, Emmett went to help her.

"Emmett… look out behind you!" When Emmett went to pick up Rosalie, Alucard appeared behind him and picked him up by the shoulders.

"I've read your mind and seen that you are the physically strongest of these maggots. Though I doubt it is impressive." Emmett tried to break free of Alucard's grasp, but Alucard simply held tighter which shattered Emmett's bones. "Allow me to show you real strength."

Once Alucard was done taunting Emmett, he started to pull his arms apart and after one last agonizing scream, Emmett was ripped in two by Alucard. Rosalie looked on helpless as Emmett was ripped in half. Alucard then threw Emmett's two halves on either side of Rosalie as he walked up to her.

"Don't worry I didn't forget about you. I can see that he was your mate so have both halves back and have yourself a threesome in Hell!" Alucard then ran his hand straight through Rosalie's heart as she screamed and then was no more. "How disappointing. I hope the others at least put up some sort of a struggle."

Alucard the fazed through the wall to go find the other Cullens. Alice and Jasper had decided to hide in the garage, but they doubted that they would make it out of there. "Just what sort of vampire is he? No one, not even the Volturi have been able to do such vile things."

Just then, Alice and Jasper heard two screams from upstairs. "That sounded like Emmett and Rosalie. I'm going to find them." However, as Jasper stood to go find them, Alice quickly grabbed on to him. "Jasper don't. They're all ready gone."

"The fortune teller is right. Both of them are now suffering in Hell." Alice and Jasper froze as they saw Alucard walk through the wall on the opposite side of the room. "They didn't even bother to fight back. If you are real vampires you will stand and attack me!" Jasper not wanting Alice to get killed charged Alucard.

"Jasper no!" Alucard smiled. "Yes that's it. Now die!" As Jasper jumped to go and try to snap Alucard's neck, Alucard rammed his hand through Jasper's chest and destroyed his heart. Even though Jasper had gone limp, Alucard decided to scare Alice more and summoned two hell hounds which ate Jasper's body after he was ripped in two like Emmett was. Alice then fell back and crawled backwards out of fear. "I know that you have visions of the future. It should be obvious of what your fate is now."

Alucard ran his hand across Alice's throat and soon her head fell from her shoulders and her body went limp. Alucard then levitated through the ceiling as a hell hound ate Alice's body. Alucard had risen from the floor and found himself back in the main room where he entered the house. "Now come on out and fight me you cowards! It's impossible to escape, and if any of you were real vampires you would come out and fight me!"

While Alucard was down in the main room, Carlisle and Esme were hiding in the kitchen. "There must be some way that we can reason with this monster." "Carlisle it's impossible. That…that…thing has all ready killed most of our family and I don't to risk losing you." Esme grabbed Carlisle's hand, but then the room grew dark. The room continued to grow dark until it seemed that Esme and Carlisle were just in an empty void of darkness, until it filled with red demonic red eyes that were staring at them.

Then Alucard appeared in front of them.

"You would be right. It is impossible to reason with me. You are also correct that I have killed most of your family." Carlisle and Esme held each other tightly. "The only ones left are you two, the boy, the girl, and their hell spawn." Esme began to cry. "Don't worry I'll make both of your deaths slow and agonizing unlike the others."

Alucard snapped his fingers and suddenly shadows had wrapped them selves around Carlisle and Esme. "Now these shadows will continue to crush you until you nothing more than large puddles of blood. Oh but you don't pump blood through your pathetic bodies do you? In that case, you'll just burn in Hell fire!" The large eyes surrounding everybody then blinked and then opened wide which engulfed Esme, and Carlisle in bright blue flames. They continued to scream until a few seconds later when they were reduced to piles of ash.

Alucard then dispersed the shadows and stood over the ash piles with a look of disgust. "To think the likes of you could even have the audacity to make more vile abominations such as your self. Now to find the last three maggots."

Stalking like a wolf in the night, Alucard walked to the back of the house where Edward, Bella, and Renesmee were hiding in the bedroom.

Edward, Bella, and Renesmee were hiding in Edward's bedroom. Bella sat huddled in the corner with Renesmee in lap held tightly. Edward was standing guard in front of them. "Just what is he and why is he attacking us?" Renesmee reached up to Bella's face and showed an image of Alucard killing their friends.

Bella gripped her hand and saw that she was crying. Bella began to cry as well. "I don't know what the hell that thing is Bella. He said he was a vampire, but it looks like he's a demon." Edward's room grew dark and Edward grabbed onto Bella and Renesmee.

"I am indeed a vampire. However, I am not so sure about all of you maggots." All three shook as Alucard walked right through the door and stared at them coldly. Despite his fear, Edward stood up, but stayed close to his wife and child.

"Of course we're vampires." Alucard looked at Edward like he gave the wrong answer to a question. With a wave of his hand, Alucard picked up Edward telepathically much to the horror of Bella and Renesmee and brought him up to look him in the eye. "I'm going to ask questions and you answer yes or no. If not," Alucard lifted Bella. "She dies slow and painfully."

Edward looked at Alucard petrified and then to Bella and back to Alucard. "Fine just don't hurt her." Alucard smiled like he was hiding something and dropped Bella who clutched Renesmee tighter.

"Have any of you ever experienced pain from touching silver?"

"No."

Alucard scowled. "Pain from Holy Objects such Holy Water, Churches, or blessed objects?"

"No."

Alucard scowled deeper and tightened his mental grip around Edward's neck.

"Do you drink the blood of humans?" Edward struggled in midair.

"No." Alucard growled out of anger and tightened his grip on Edward further.

"Then what the hell do you use to sustain yourself?"

"We…we drink the blood of animals to sustain ourselves. That's why…"

"Shut up!" Edward went dead silent as Alucard's yell rocked the room. "That's why you're eyes are a golden color, excluding your mate there. A so called "newborn" who can't control themselves because they are so insignificantly weak."

Edward, Bella, and Renesmee were all shaking in pure terror. "Now does your kind burn in the sunlight?" Edward gulped on air.

"No." Alucard was seriously pissed now. "Then what the hell do you do in sunlight?" Alucard dispersed some of the fog behind Bella and Renessme as he held Edward there as well. When a patch of sunlight hit the three, Alucard just widened his eyes.

As the sunlight hit the three, all of them began to sparkle like diamond. Alucard had enough and put the fog back up. "That answer your question?" "So I see you for what you really are. You're pathetic, nothing but a useless sniveling lump of meat!"

"You're just a monster! A scourge of the Earth that..."

"Silence! Am I a monster? No I think I am more of a demon or even a devil. Also if you had three things to fear they would be death, the Reaper, and my self. Though I think that I'm a bit more frightening, don't you think?" A giant eye opened on Alucard's chest and he smiled as the three maggots moved back. He also heard Renesmee cry.

"I grow tired of your constant crying." Waving his hand, Alucard pried Renesmee from Bella's grasp and held her by the throat. Before either of the Dhampir's parents could intervene, Alucard held them back telepathically. "I've had enough of you, time to spend eternity in Hell where you belong."

Alucard then floated Renesmee sideways in between his hands and then crushed her down to a flat piece of meat. Edward and Bella then cried out loud as their daughter was reduced to a pancake. Alucard then tossed the remains at them like a Frisbee and then incinerated it.

"That's much better. Now I will be able to hear your own screams when you join that wretch in Hell." Bella began to sob uncontrollably. "You monster! What have we ever done to you that you have to kill our entire family?"

Alucard smiled as he moved closer to Edward and Bella and lifted Bella up. "I have only done what I am supposed to do, and that is rid the Earth of scum and maggots like yourself." Alucard then conjured two hellhounds at the bottom of his feet and held Bella higher. "Now hounds if you want your meal then you'll have to jump for it."

Eager to eat, the hellhounds jumped up and tore off Bella's legs as she screamed. They continued to jump up and eat their way up Bella's body until only her head remained. Then with a last wicked smile, Alucard dropped Bella's head into the waiting mouths of the hellhounds before they fused back into his body. Edward now had his back to the wall and was now shitting bricks.

"Please I beg of you please spare me!"

"After you create an abomination such as that hell spawn you called a daughter and helped to create another one of your kind of maggots, you have the audacity to beg for mercy! A real vampire never begs for mercy and a real vampire never sparkles!"

As Edward started to cry like a baby, Alucard ran his hand straight through his head and tore it off his body as he had hellhounds devour his body. Alucard finally dissipated the fog surrounding the house and then began to walk out of the house. "What utter pieces of shit. If there were that many of these maggots here, then there must be others elsewhere. I must hunt them all down and make them suffer in Hell.

I think this was a much better effort on my part. Make Alucard look badass. Check. Have the Twilight die agonizing deaths. Check. Make Edward look like the little fag that he is. Double check. Let me know how you like this version.