ME: Okay, guys, I'm really really really sorry about the whole not updating thing…
Lily: No she's not.
ME: YES, I am!
Lily: No, you're not, you don't love me anymore! *starts crying*
Kaden: Congratulations, you just made my little sister cry!
ME: WAIT NO! I love you! I've just been really busy…
Adrian: Uh huh.
Kaden: Suuuuuuuuuure…
Lily: *still crying*
ME: But…I have everything figured out…it just starts after Twilight…
Lily: *sniff* Yah, like what.
ME: Like, I already wrote the Alice returns scene for New Moon and…and…
Lily: And you already promised that you would finish another story first! But your computer just HAD to crash and you just HAD to lose EVERYTHING THAT YOU WROTE ABOUT THOSE STUPID HP CHARACTERS!
ME: Look…your story is coming along better than Bath Time Gone Wrong…
Jasper: She's right…
Emmett: We haven't seen the light of day in, like, FOREVER.
Nessie: We've been pushed into the back of her mind *whispers* its scary back here, HELP!
ME: But I promised I would finish Who Are You first but my computer crashed while I was writing the nest chapter…and it was pure genius…
Teddy: It was…and I was in it too!
James: Do you know how long it told us to get that stupid chapter the right way? FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!
Albus: Plus you started us first…SO FINISH THE STORY THERE'S ONLY ONE FRIGGIN' CHAPTER LEFT!
Lily: NO! Write a chapter of my story first! I'm wayyyyy cuter!
Jasper and Emmett: But we're funnier!
So this is basically what's been going on in my head for, oh, the past three months! I haven't gotten anything done and you can all hate me for posting this author's note but first here me out…
Bath Time Gone Wrong: Sorry, guys but you've been bumped down, I've had absolutely NO inspiration for this story and I don't think I'm going to magically find some…sorry.
Observations: I wuv this story with all of my heart, especially because it has some of my OC's in it but lately it's taken a random turn and I'm trying to get it back on track. I've got snippets of it mapped out all the way to the end of Eclipse were it gets WAY more dramatic and less little-kiddish. But I'm going to change some things that aren't working for me…remember this story came from an undeveloped plot bunny.
Lily can't remember everything, it doesn't work out, she has a different power
Kaden has a different power too
Lily, Kaden, and Adrian are all THIRTEEN not the whole six/thirteen THAT was getting confusing but they do have spastic growth spurts and power developments so Carlisle likes to keep an eye on them.
I think I'm going to skip a lot of the little tiny things in Twilight because, frankly, it was my least favorite book out of the series and I want to get out of it as fast as I can. So if there's any scene that you really want to see (from any of the books) PM or review me, it'll give me more ideas!
Who Are You: As you can probably figure out my computer crashed while I was writing the next chapter. It was pure genius as far as my writing goes and I was very unhappy to see it go. I think that I can recreate it but I'm digging far back into my memory to do it so that's why it's taking so long.
Okay, there's my horrible little attempt at explaining my absence. If you actually read this far then good for you! I would absolutely love some ideas for my stories (especially Observations) fell free to Review or PM me if you have any.