Right so this is my FIRST fanfiction and I'm having friends over.
Kyimmy: Sup Psycho Bitches!!

Kayli: Sigh* I'm so pissed at them….

Lily: twitch* move away from Kayli as she throws a tantrum

Kyimmy: Start the damn fanfic!

Lily: Yah so someone do the disclaimer

Kyimmy: Yah so like these characters are like SOOOOO NOT AmuPotterKuranNarutoCullen. I can't believe you dumbasses thought that she OWNED these people. She can't even write a good fanfic about them!

Lily: Cries in corner

Kayli: YOU'RE SUCH A POTTY MOUTH!

Lily: ANYWAYZZZZ on with the story! ENJOY!!

Chapter 1 - James Snape

I was still in the car with the Dursley's. Sadly I was still wearing Dudley's secondhand clothes, but as soon as I got to the station I would be able to change into my newly acquired clothes. The clothes were, of course, a secret from my DEAR foster family.

I really couldn't wait to slip on my Hogwart's robes. They tended to hide PRIVATE things (yes THOSE kind of things). This would come in handy this year. Why? This year, Severus Snape; our beloved Potions Master and my secret infatuation (SHHHHHH!) was going to be spending a LOT of time with the 'Golden Trio'. All the Order would tell me was that Snape had a potion's accident and that he was stuck as a sixteen year old. What irked me was that they had said it so calmly. I wanted to kill the old man when he told me that Slytherin was too DANGEROUS for Snape and that he was stuck with us in Gryffindor.

I jumped out of the car and watched the Dursley's drive off. I felt the smile creep on my face. Quickly going to the bathrooms, I changed out of the oversized clothes and slipped on a tight black jeans and a black shirt with blue letters saying:

"The Empire State Building Is Nothing Compared To What's In My Pants"

I stuffed one hand in my pocket and walked towards the 9 ¾ Platform with my luggage. I got through the barrier and walked towards the carriage that Snape was supposed to be in. Malfoy would be in there with him. In public, Malfoy and Snape would not talk, but in private they would be allowed to speak to each other. I didn't know how Snape would look because he was under disguise but I would just look for the blondie and I would find him. And that's exactly what I did. Hermione and Ron were in the carriage. Ron was glaring at Malfoy who was in turn, scowling at Ron. Hermione, being her usual self, was busying herself with her novel and a boy with blue hair and blue eyes was doing the same. My stomach flipped and I felt myself grow hard and did myself the favour of using my black jacket the hide my erect cock It was a BAD idea to wear tight jeans. I slipped inside the compartment.

They all looked up and my two friends smiled at me while Malfoy snorted. I looked at him and he arched an eyebrow at my shirt and I looked down at it. I didn't really pay attention to what I was wearing.

"Don't lie to yourself Potter! It's really bad for you" he said with a smirk.

"Sorry Malfoy I know you REALLY want to find out if it's true or not but you never will!" I said with a scowl before taking my place in between my two friends.

"Don't be so arrogant Potter" Snape said without looking up.

"What's your name?" I said ignoring his comment

"Surely you can't be that idiotic Potter" he said closing his book and looking at me.

"I meant your new name Snape." I said rolling my eyes.

He hesitated and bit down on his bottom lip. I wanted to kiss him so badly and I felt my pants get tighter. The need for release was almost painful. Still, I waited to hear. Why would he be so nervous of saying his new name? Surely it wasn't that bad?

"James Snape" he said looking down with a wince.

I couldn't hold back the laughter and my friends and Malfoy stared at me but Snape just blushed furiously. This was going to be fun.

Yah so my first story, my first cliffhanger. I hope it was good. I TRIED my best to check over for grammar mistakes so I really hope I didn't make any! If I did I'm very sorry and if anyone would like to help me in editing please say so in the reviews because I really REALLY would like some help. Please R and R so I can get the motivation to continue. If you have constructive criticism go ahead but if you're just going to say 'I HATE THIS!' Fuck off cuz you don't know how to explain yourself!