SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER
Twilight Okami: Hello all you Smash Bros lovers! This is my new show, a parody of events like, American/Australian Idol, Master Chief Australia, So You Think You Can Dance, Truth and Dare, etc! Now for the Disclaimer! Who's up?
Mario: OMG! I-a-want to go first!
Twilight Okami: Sure…
Mario: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything! –Gets hit by Twilight Okami- Ow!
Twilight Okami: I OWN THE SHOW!!
Mario: Oh, right; she only owns the show!
Chapter 1: Mario and Bad-Guy Fights
"Hey, hey, hey! And welcome to my new show called---!" Twilight Okami pauses on the stage.
"Super Smash Bros GAMER!!" The Audience cheers.
"Yup! And now, let us bring in the Super Smash Bros gang!" Twilight Okami said with a nod.
The curtains go up, with the Smash Bros guys looking and walking around in wonder.
"Where are we? I thought this was a Mill-" Mario pauses as he sees Twilight Okami. "OMG! Twilight Okami!? This can't be good…" Mario gasps.
"Darn right it is! You guys are in my new show called Super Smash Bros Gamer!" Twilight Okami explains with a nod.
"What is it about?" Peach asks dumbly.
Twilight Okami shrugs "Well, it's a parody show of events like Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, Master Chief, and Truth and Dare stuff!
"O_o," All Smashers speechless then… "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Why must you torture us!?" Kirby demands.
"'Cause Okami Truth and Dare made me win an Oscar Award for the Hilarious Show of the Year!" Twilight Okami states.
"…."
"And now, let's bring in the host to host the show! She's a princess, but don't underestimate her, she's sassy, hot, short-tempered! I give you, Midna!" Twilight Okami announces.
"WHAT!?" Zelda shouts in shock.
Midna (True Form) comes out with cards in her hands and waves to people who applauses.
"It's great to be the host again of another funny show that will be funnier then Okami Truth and Dare! Thanks for making me host again, Twilight Okami!" Midna thanked happily.
"Any time; for everyone likes you!" Twilight Okami replied.
Midna turned to Zelda and saw that she muttered the biggest curses ever, which made Midna, grit her teeth. Twilight Okami had noticed.
"Ok you two; I don't want any fight this time, ok?" Twilight Okami asked as she looked at the two.
"… Fine…" Zelda muttered.
"Good and that applies to you Fangirls!" Twilight Okami calls out.
"…. Ok…" All Fangirls reply.
"Great, and now, let the show of embarrassment begin!" Twilight Okami announced and gets of the stage.
"WHOOOO!" The Audience cheers and dog-whistles.
"All right and welcome to the new show called…" Midna pauses.
"MAHOMIE, MAHOMIE!!" The Audience cheers.
"… Um, no, it's Super Smash Bros Gamer! I'm your host, Midna!" Midna replies awkwardly. "And this show will make all Smashers embarrassed!"
"MAHOMIE, MAHOIME! MAH-OMIE, MA-HO-MIE!!" The Audience cheers louder in a singing tune.
"…. You guys are really scaring me," Midna stated. "And let us introduce the new camera man, for Diddy Kong is in the game! I give you, the buck from One Piece, Chopper!" Midna points out.
The spot lights go to Chopper, and he waves to the audience, and the Audience cheers.
"Thank you everyone!" Chopper calls out.
"And of course, the great girl who arranged the show! She made Okami Truth and Dare, and she is awesome! I give you, the-one-and-only, Twilight Okami!!" Midna points out happily.
Twilight Okami waves her paw at the audience, as they cheer and applause at Twilight Okami, who is sitting in the Audience.
"Before we begin, we have a special guest-" Midna gets interrupted.
"Another special guest show? Oh great…" Zelda states.
"Shut up Zelda! Walt Disney is like a fish out of toxic, lady!" Midna shouts.
"…" Everyone quiet.
"As I was saying, this special guest is from Shaman King; she has a bad-ass attitude, smart-alike, states the obvious even if it isn't positive or negative, and is the fiancée of Yoh! I give you, the Itako, Anna!" Midna shouts.
The Audience cheers as Anna goes and sits on a chair with on a white table in the center of the Audience.
"Hmph, I haven't ever been in a show, and Okami Truth and Dare was the only show that made me laugh that had torture! Thanks for inviting me Twilight Okami" Anna said.
"Any time" Twilight Okami replies.
"I wonder who will win the grand prize…" Midna wondered.
"What grand prize?" Lucas asked.
"Oh I forgot to tell you but the special guests are judges that will judge how funny the person is, and then who ever wins gets a prize!" Midna explained.
"What is the prize?" Lucario asks telepath-idly.
"… That's for you to find out in the ending!" Midna replied.
"You don't know it, don't you?" Red asked.
"…. Ah, ya, you're right…" Midna mumbled.
"O_o" The Smashers speechless.
"Can we get on with this? I'm starting to get bored…!" Anna demanded.
"Oh, right, so who would like to go first?" Midna asked at the Smashers.
"…" The Smashers quiet.
"Who would…?" Fox asked.
"Anyone? Well it's everyone favorite Italian plumber who is world famous! Mario!" Midna pointed to Mario.
"Oh god…" Mario said sadly.
"Why did you ask, who wants to go first in the first place?" Wolf demanded with his gun up.
"…. Um, and this is a Dare for you Mario! And it is," Midna pauses, as Wolf mutters curses. "Is to go to each of the Koopa Kids bedrooms at night, destroy it, and let the kids see you and bash you!" Midna explained out loud.
"WHAT!? BUT I'LL DIE! THIS SHOW WILL KILL ME!!!" Mario panicked.
"That's the point of the show of course! To make embarrassment kill you!" Midna replied.
"YAY!" Anna did the 'come on' pose as she called happily.
"…." Mario quiet at what Anna called out.
"Now, go to the Koopa Kids Castle!" Midna demanded.
"Make me!" Mario replied mockingly.
Anna got out a random Silencer gun and aimed at Mario. Mario turned and gasped at Anna.
"Do as she says if you want to live!" Anna calls in a fretting tone, holding the gun.
"O_o …. Ok…." Mario gulped and got out of the building.
Mario goes to the Koopa Kids Castle at night, which night came magically and randomly, with Camera Deer, Chopper behind. Mario goes in the castle, but is bitten by dogs and yells 'HOLLY CRAP!' and gets in the rooms and messes the rooms. When the Koopa Kids came and look in the room, they all gasped.
"WHO THE KOOPA DESTROYED MY ROOM!?!" Wendy O. Koopa demanded as she peered through the corridor.
"Who destroyed MY room?" Iggy Koopa called out.
All the Koopa Kids go in the TV room (???) and see Mario, who notice them and sweats. Morton Koop Jr. cracked his knuckles, Larry Koopa gets a hammer, Roy Koopa gets a chain saw and the rest are ready to fight.
"Uh, hi!" Mario greets nervously.
"KILL THE PLUMBER!!!!" Ludwig Von Koopa called with a random mob gear.
"YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" All the Koopa Kids call and charge at Mario.
"HOLLY SHIT!!!" Mario calls as he is being chased and bashed by all the Koopa Kids.
"Ohhhh, that's got to hurt," Midna states as she looks at the screen. "We'll see if Mario survives after the commercials when we come back to-" Midna gets interrupted.
"Total Drama Oni Island!!" An Imp from Okami declares.
"WHAT IN HYRULE!?" Midna demands and notice that it is someone she knows. "Brad, what are you doing here!?" Midna asked.
"Hosting Total Drama Oni Island of course!" Brad replies easily.
"THIS ISN'T TOTAL DRAMA ONI ISLAND!!! THIS IS SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER YA CRAP!!!!" Midna screams.
"Nope! This is-" Brad gets interrupted when Midna gets a Pistol.
"THIS IS SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER!! NOW GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE YA SHIT!!!" Midna demands.
"O_o I will be back!" Brad says as he leaves then screams like a girl when Anna shot his shoulder.
"Darn right ya won't ya shit!!" Anna snorts as she put the gun away.
"…….." Audience quiet.
"As I was saying, we'll be back on…" Midna pauses.
"TOTAL DRAMA ONI ISLAND!" The Audience shouts happily.
"Wha, no! We'll be back on…" Midna tries again.
"ASK THE ZELDA CREW!" The Audience replies happily.
"No, we'll be back on Super Smash Bros Gamer!!" Midna screams madly.
"MAH-MAH-MAH-MAHOMIE!!!" The Audience cheers in a singing tune.
"O_o this audience is scaring me…" Midna muttered.
Author's Note: Well what do you think? Please review, so that I know that this is good! Bye, that's all to say! And more humor, randomness, awkwardness and embarrassment will begin!