Ch 1!

YORU…NYA!

"Ok….what do we do with this…random….cat thing." Bill asked. "I'M A GAURDIAN CHARA-nyaa!!"Yoru screamed to these impossible bakas that had put him into this stupid little bag. Where was Ikuto at this time???? Oh yeah…..on a date with his girlfriend, Amu. Why hadn't he brought me along??? I really wanted to see Miki!!!!! But then again, they're at that intimate stage. Amu even asked him to stay the night because she didn't want to let him go. Psha. Why.I knew that Ikuto still worried about me though, but he was just obsessed with Amu! But I did get to see Miki a lot now!!!! That's definitely a plus!!! Suddenly the little bag I was in dropped and the tie came un done." Haha! I knew you couldn't keep me locked up for that long and……"When I flew out of the bag I was in this huge room filled with yarn, catnip, ice-cream, and cat toys galore. "HEAVEN!!!!" I screamed and just flew straight into the yarn balls. All the catnip I could dream of and ice-cream!!!! I'd never had ice-cream before, but Ikuto and Amu really liked to go get some at the shop down the street from her house, so if Ikuto likes it, it must be good. The second I hit the yarn pile thousand of strands shot in every possible direction. I caught the slightest whiff of catnip and dove in. I was over powered by the smell! I fell over drunkenly. I teetered over to the catnip and grabbed an armful; I brought it to my face and inhaled the awesomeness!!! "Aeaeaeaeuuhh" and fell over backwards, I sighed. Is this heaven? NO!! I can't be dead yet!! Do charas die? I pondered this for 2 nanoseconds, the scent of catnip was just so, SEDUCTIVE! And I made my way over and continued my spree of frolicking!! One of the cat toys with feathers and bells hit me in the nose and I went cross eyed. I started batting it lightly, and then I completely attacked it. Why wasn't Ikuto here???? He would love this too!!!! Ugh, Amu let him go! For once in your life!! I doubted that either one of them would let that happen though. Ever since Tadagay started going out with Nagihiko (yes. we're serious) Amu realized that she was really madly in love with MY Ikuto! But, THEY WERE SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER!!!!!I still have to talk to Suu and Ran into helping me hook up with Miki. OH MY ORANGE JUICE THIS TOY HAD A SQUEAKY THING!!!!!!I began fiercely squeaking it, then, the squeaker broke. Tears filled my eyes as I looked at my poor squeaky friend that had been my companion for no less than a minute. And I moved on to the next squeaky toy, for there was a pile of billions and billions of them (in reality there were maybe 100 or so Yoru likes to exaggerate...).This had to be as close that you could get to heaven without actually dying. After squeaking and breaking every squeaker, I turned to the huge bowls of ice-cream. I went over to the spoon that was the same size as me, picked it up, and dug into the New York Vanilla ice-cream with hot cocoa powder on it. This was better than heaven! Amazing!!!!! After consuming every last bit of ice-cream from the bowl and licking the spoon clean, that's when I spotted it. My cat curiosity (that apparently kills cats) flared and I flew up and took the strange long threaded thingy captive, then I put my paws in either side of the thing and…got stuck. "OH MY!!!!!"I pulled and pulled and pulled at them but it just got tighter and tighter!" No!!!! I knew there would be a downside to my heaven!!!! WHY!!!!!!????" I pulled even harder. "Dude…" Ikuto and Amu appeared in the doorway." YOU'RE HERE! AND AMU!"I was in quite the mess. Tangled up in yarn, ice-cream sticking to my hair and my paws stuck in the creepy thing. Curse shiny things….. "Yoru, why? Why and how did you get here and..."Suddenly Ikuto's ears popped out and his tail appeared.

Amu and I raced down the hallway towards Yoru. As I went to open the door I heard screams of distress Yoru what did you get yourself into! I kicked the door open and saw…Yoru covered in yarn and ice-cream. His paws were wedged into a Chinese finger trap, an oddly shiny one at that. "Dude…" "IKUTO!!!!!YOU'RE HERE! AND AMU!". "Yoru, why? Why and how did you get here and…?" Instantly I was struck by the most wonderful smell (second to Amu *chuckle*). Without my knowledge my ears and tail popped out, Amu sighed, for some reason this turned Amu on, I used it to my advantage (actually we swoon at him were not sure if Amu does or not…probably I mean who can't !?!?!?!?). But I wasn't thinking about that at the moment I took a step towards the wondrous smell. Yes, it was catnip. I crouched down to my knees and hands and leapt towards it. My hands out and eyes shining, but... I felt a tug on the hem of my shirt, and I fell backwards onto my rear. I looked up in distress my ears and tail twitching. Amu stood there holding my shirt not allowing me to move ANYWHERE!!! "AMU!!!!" I pleaded I stood up and hovered over her. "Please Amu?" For a moment she hesitated then snapped back. "No Ikuto. You know what happens to you." I looked away for a moment. I stared at the pile of catnip and toys and feathers and bells and… gah!! I was being dragged back out of the room. "Amu NOOOOOO!!!" I grabbed onto the frame of the door struggling to stay near the room. Yoru was rolling on the floor attempting to untangle himself. I also saw the pile of cat induldgents. In my moment of weakness Amu tugged me from my hold on the door frame. The door shut.

THEY LEFT ME!!! THEY FREAKIN LEFT ME!!! To die in this hell heaven hoax!! I tugged with my teeth on the webbing of the trap. Nothing seemed to work. After a few moments I heard padding from outside then suddenly Ikuto's face appeared in the doorway "Ik…" He held up a finger to his mouth. I smiled. He tiptoed over to the pile and with two flicks of his tail he jumped into the pile and…was stopped. Amu had stormed into the room and grabbed him by the britches and dragged him away. Poor Ikuto never getting his cat fancied (yeah yeah we know…). "Amu" he said this in a stern voice. He turned and leaned over her making her lean backwards. He got extremely close to her face. With his hands in his pockets he spoke again. "Amu." It's not very polite to grab someone else's trousers in the presence of others." He nodded his head towards me for a moment. She stuttered and blushed, but kept looking him straight in the eye. "Uh w-well I um..." Hopeless. Ikuto smirked and stood up straight. He turned and walked to the pile. "HEY!!!!" she was flabbergasted. "Ikuto!!" She grabbed him by the arm this time and pulled him to the door. "See it's not your pants!!" He was flailing his arms around. "Amu Amu AMU HEEEEEYY!!!" He turned again and grabbed her shoulders pushing her up against the wall. From past times he had done this she wouldn't stand a chance. With both of his hands on either side of her head he spoke "Amu If I want some catnip" he leaned in closer their noses almost touching. "I don't think you should deny me some. Or some very BAD things may happen." She shivered. HAHA that's my Ikuto lay on the charm!! "Now Amu" he leaned in even further his forehead rested on her forehead. "Do you want to take something I want away from me? I WILL still have you later." That did it she nearly went limp from his awesome power of seduction!!! "I uh Ikuto I-I uh…" He breathed onto her face while smiling. Maybe a little bit overkill, but it worked all the same. This time she did go limp. He layed her down onto the floor. Then finally stood to reach his goal of ultimate perfection. He slowly walked over to the pile once again then stood over it his ears and tail madly twitching he crouched down and reached over then… his perfect plan was thwarted!! Amu had woken from her lala land (we prefer I-I-IKUTO) daze and seen him near the pile. She had freaked and in a last attempt to stop him she jumped onto his back. "AMU!!!" "Ikuto I said no! You don't need that stuff!! You can have me NOW!!!" he looked at Amu then the catnip then Amu then the toys, then Amu then the ice-cream then Amu then the yarn then Amu then me he winced and looked again at Amu. "But…" He stood up and swung her off his back onto the ground her arms stayed hooked around his neck so he had to lean forward a little. "Ikuto." She said sternly. He furrowed his eyebrows a little then grabbed her arms and almost comically yanked them from behind himself and pushed them down to her waist. He stood up and half turned around but was caught by Amu again. She grabbed his face and turned it towards her she jumped up and planted her lips on his. His eyes widened then slowly closed. He grabbed her back and pressed there bodies together. For minutes they stood there grabbing each other stopping only to breathe. I do believe this was their FIRST kiss. (Actually no…this isn't for all Yoru knows, I mean he did stay over a couple of nights…) …intense…. Finally they stopped and they clung to each other panting. "H-hey Ikuto" She tried to catch her breath. "You still want the catnip?" He smirked "What catnip?" He picked her up and they kissed whilst walking out of the room. I sighed they were so cute and perfect and…HEY!!! Not to mention inconsiderate!!!! THEY LEFT ME!!!! AGAIN!!!!!! Damn shiny things!!!!