I do not own Deathnote! OM NOM NOM! I EATED YOUR APPLES!

Ryuuk flew around Light's school looking for his class. He knew that the teenage-genius would be too bored with his classes to actually pay attention to them, so he figured if he accidentally "lost" his deathnote, Light would notice it. Sure enough, once classes let out, he found the note on the ground. The smarty opened it and read the rules, with a skeptical look on his face. Ryuuk was almost afraid that he would just throw the note away, but, to his relief, the boy slipped it into his bag and began walking home.

Later that night, Ryuuk payed him a visit. He appeared suddenly into his room, with lightning giving a sudden, scary effect. Light fell out of his chair and looked at the monster before him, which laughed sinisterly and said, "Cat got your tongue?"

"You've come for the notebook, haven't you? You're going to kill me for taking it, too, aren't you?" Light said, in disbelief.

"No, keep the book. Do what you want with it. The thing I've come for is you, Light" Said the shinigami, as it changed to a more human form. He began to approach him when there was a knock on the door. Light took a look at Ryuuk, who now looked more like a rock star than a monster, and answered the door. His mother gave him a basket of apples, a reward for being super-smart, and he closed the door. He turned once again to his visitor.

"If you don't want the notebook, then what is it that you want from me?"

"Amusement," the now-hot Ryuuk smiled,"I'll be sticking around for as long as you own that deathnote." He lay on Light's bed in a seductive looking pose.

Light studied the monster's human form. He had one chain-heart earing dangling from one ear, and had insanely spiked hair. He wore a tank-top that clearly showed his stomach, and tight pants that hugged the hips. He also wore two studded belts that crossed each other in an 'X', but served no other purpose. The human then blushed seeing the bulge in Ryuuk's pants, and cursed himself for even looking there. He concentrated on his face, yellow eyes, black lips, and abnormally pale skin. He also noticed a lip piercing, silver, contrasting his dark lips, and a pair of feathery black wings protruding from his back.

"Well, aren't you going to do something?" Ryuuk asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"WHAT?" Light exclaimed, misunderstanding.

"The book..." Ryuuk reminded him, glad that his uke prey wasn't going to just give himself to him, that'd be boring.

"Right," Light said, feeling dumb, "I already decided."

"Go on..."

Light smiled, "I will kill all criminals, and make the world perfect. I will be its new God and evil will cease to exist!" He had raised his voice unexpectedly,but he felt great. Having someone to tell secrets to can make a difference.

"So you won't be letting go of that book, for any reason?"

"No, what good would that bring?"

Ryuuk chuckled, "Good. Then I expect that you shall be very amusing to me for a long while." A smile appeared on his face, revealing the sharpness of his teeth.

Light didn't know what he got into.

Not very good, know. But I hope this will amuse some people. Yes, I did change the way Ryuuk looks ^___^

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