Human + Vampire

Disclaimer: I do not own Rosario + Vampire…but I wish I did. This fanfiction will be a play style.

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Chapter 1 – Another Day

It was just another normal day, well as normal as it can get in Youkai Academy (Monster Academy). Aono Tsukune (Vampiric Human), Akashiya Moka (Vampire), Kurono Kurumu (Succubus), Shirayuki Mizore (Snow Woman), and Morioka Ginei (Werewolf) were in the newspaper club. They were doing their usually activity of compiling all sorts of news for the next issue. Moka and Tsukune were working together on the headline and front page topics. Kurumu and Mizore were working on their own pieces of the paper. Mizore was working on her short novels and side stories, while Kurumu was doing her part on cooking recipes and the entertainment. Ginei decided to go out and take more pictures for the paper, but everyone knew he was adding to his ecchi collection. The only one that was missing was Sendou Yukari (Witch). She went out to get something from her room and said she would return soon. Tsukune suddenly got up.

Tsukune: I'll be right back; I have to use the restroom.

Kurumu: Can I come with you?

Tsukune: Kurumu-cha-ahh!

Kurumu hopped up and started suffocating Tsukune with her breasts. Tsukune was begging her to let go, but his pleading words were muffled. Kurumu did let go as she was hit in the forehead with another one of Mizore's ice crystals. As Tsukune was catching his breath, he thanked Mizore and ran out the door. Mizore was blushing and ignored every word that came out of Kurumu's mouth. Moments after Tsukune's departure, Yukari arrived.

Moka: Oh, Yukari-chan. You're back. What did you go to get?

Yukari: My latest invention, Ishin Deshin v2.0. 'Now that Wong Fong Fong isn't here, he won't destroy my invention again ~desu.'

Moka: What does it do?

Yukari: It connects people's hearts so they can admit their true feelings, even without words. 'This is so I can get in bed with Tsukune-kun and Moka-san at the same time.'

Kurumu: Oh let me use it! I'll know for sure that Tsukune loves me more than Moka.

Mizore: No, I'll use it to prove he loves me.

Yukari: Stop fighting over it! It might break!

Suddenly a flash of light enveloped the entire club room and the machine exploded. Everyone in the room except Yukari passed out. The Tsukune ran back inside because he saw the light through the door and windows.

Tsukune: Yukari-chan! What happened!?

Yukari: Kurumu-san, Mizore-san, and Moka-san were all fighting over my invention and it broke ~desu.

Tsukune: Let's just take them to the infirmary.

Yukari: 'I hope what happened before doesn't happen again.'

At the infirmary, Tsukune and Yukari were sitting next to Moka's bed. After two hours, Moka opened her eyes and saw Tsukune. She popped up and started hugging him with her breasts. Tsukune's face looked like a strawberry.

Tsukune: Moka-san!?

Moka: What? Is something wrong?

Tsukune: W-what are you doing?

Moka: What? Don't you enjoy my breasts?

Yukari: Why are you acting like Kurumu-chan!?

Moka: I don't know, I just feel like this now.

Suddenly, Moka was karate chopped on the back of the head. Kurumu was the one responsible.

Kurumu: What do you think you're doing? Show some dignity and know your place.

Tsukune: Whaaaa!? What's going on here!? Why is Kurumu-chan acting like inner Moka-san!?

Mizore: Tsukune! I'm so glad you're back…Can I suck your blood? Please~! I feel so thirsty.

Tsukune: ... Wait! What happened to inner Moka-san!?

With that thought, Tsukune removed Moka's Rosario.

Anonymous narrator who isn't writing this fanfiction: Once Moka's Rosario Restriction is removed, her true form is revealed, a SUPER VAMPIRE!

Inner Moka: *Stare~~~*

Tsukune: Just what I was afraid of; the Super Vampire is a super stalker.

With all that said, Tsukune fainted. For hours, Tsukune laid asleep in the infirmary bed. Everyone but Moka decided to leave. Although she Kurumu's personality, she still retained her feelings. She asked for alone time with Tsukune. Yukari went to fix her machine, which she hoped would return them to normal. But soon enough, Kurumu's personality kicked in.

Moka: 'This would be a good chance to take advantage of Tsukune.'

Moka thought to herself with a devilish smile on her face. Suddenly, something flew in through the window. Moka went to see what it was. It was the Lilith Mirror. With a flash of light, it disappeared and two Moka's were standing there.

Outer Moka: What happened?

Inner Moka: More importantly, what were you trying to do to Tsukune?

Outer Moka: Make him mine, of course.

Inner Moka: Like hell that's going to happen, Tsukune is mine.

Outer Moka: Yeah right, you're just a stalker. Tsukune wants a real woman like me.

Tsukune: Why are there two Moka-sans?

Outer Moka: Tsukune! Oh I'm so glad you're awake!

Outer Moka ran up and hugged him in a Kurumu fashion. And just as Mizore would do in this situation, Inner Moka threw a sharp object at Outer Moka's forehead.

Inner Moka: I should take you home now.

Outer Moka: No, I should!

Tsukune: No, you both should go home. I'm going back by myself. Its ok, I'll be fine on my own.

Both Moka's: Okay…

After a while, everyone left. The next morning, Yukari has spent all of the night working on her machine. She had already explained to everyone while Tsukune was asleep. The machine did not make a full body swap because the power level was not at the maximum. At the clubroom, she got everyone together. Tsukune was late for club because he had cleaning duties. Yukari gathered everyone together and prepared the Ishin Deshin v2.5. She told everyone that the machine had to slowly work its magic, so they could just put their heads down and nap. While everyone slept, Yukari stood outside as guard. But Ruby came out of nowhere and told her to help her and the chairman. She regrettably obliged. Soon after she left with Ruby, Tsukune reached the clubroom. He walked inside to see everyone asleep. He saw a strange contraption in the middle of the table where they were all at. The item was emitting a dim light. He saw a knob on the base of it. Considering that it was summer, it might be a cooling system. After working on cleaning for so long, he got a little hot. He turned the knob to the maximum. The light from the machine got brighter. Soon he felt dizzy and unstable. He fainted for a reason unknown to him. When he woke up, he did feel cooler, much cooler, almost as if he was in snow. He looked up and saw everyone up and looking at each other in surprise. He saw Moka with a lollipop and a calm-ish expression. He saw Kurumu with a tense expression. He saw Ruby there, with a completely exaggerated and surprised expression. He saw Inner Moka with a worried expression. He saw Yukari trying to calm everyone down. Finally, he saw another person, it was…HIMSELF!?

Tsukune: What is going on here!?

Tsukune noticed that his voice was much higher pitched. He tried standing up, but felt a difference in balance.

Yukari: Okay! We have to stop and figure out who everyone is first. Since I seem to be the only one here who hasn't been affected, I will stand judge. First! Outer Moka-san's body!

Outer Moka's body: Mizore…

Yukari: Inner Moka-san's body!

Inner Moka's body: The other Moka.

Yukari: Kurumu-san's body!

Kurumu's body: The Inner Moka…

Yukari: Ruby-san's body!

Ruby's body: Kurumu.

Yukari: Tsukune-san's body!

Tsukune's body: Ah, many many things have happened…

Everyone else: Ruby-san…

Yukari: So Tsukune is in Mizore-san's body!

Mizore: Tsukune, I'll show you how to you that body…

Tsukune: Mo-I mean-Mizore-chan!

Mizore backed Tsukune into the wall and started fondling him. He felt pleasure like never before. He was moaning, his mouth was watering, and his breathing and heart rate got faster. His mind said no, but his body said yes. He felt the pleasure rock his body, mind, and soul. His previously cold body was quickly getting warmer, even hot. He was enveloped by the sensation, controlled by it. He was powerless to stop what was going on…so someone else had to stop it for him. That someone was Kurumu in Ruby's body.

Kurumu: MIZORE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

Tsukune: Thank you Kurumu-chan, you save-

Kurumu: TSUKUNE IS MINE! I SHOULD FONDLE HIM!

Tsukune: -ed me-eeeeehhhh!?!?

Kurumu put one hand on one breast and wrapped the other around his body. She used her tongue to lick his ear. He'd never felt like this before. Kurumu was more aggressive than Mizore. She put more pressure into it, not to mention the ear licking.

Mizore: It's My body!

Mizore joined in from the other side, but instead of the ear, she went to lick his neck. As for Tsukune, one word, Strawberry. Then a loud howling could be heard. Tsukune, Mizore, and Kurumu stopped to see what it was. No need to ask, it was Morioka Ginei.

Gin: Tsukune you lucky dog! (no pun intended) I wish I was here, so I would know you bishojō (beautiful women) better than before. Yukari told Nekonome-sensei and I all about your "problem". Or as I call it, a piece of heaven! But, since I don't know who is who, I need an introduction. Oh, how about we make it a guessing game! Give a description of yourself and Nekonome-sensei and I will try to guess who you are. Moka's body goes first!

Mizore: I am Tsukune's fiancé…

Kurumu: Tell him something that is true!

Mizore: I don't like heat and I like to keep a lollipop in my mouth at all times.

Gin and Nekonome: Hmm, Mizore.

Mizore: Correct.

Gin: Vampire Moka's body is up next!

Outer Moka: I like Tsukune's blood.

Both: Moka.

Outer Moka: T-that was fast!

Gin: Moving on! Next is Kurumu's body!

Inner Moka: I am a legendary S-rank monster. I have a strong sense of pride and fighting capabilities.

Both: The other Moka.

Inner Moka: Too obvious?

Everyone: *nod*

Gin: Next is Tsukune's body!

Ruby: Well, many many things have happened…

Gin: Ruby… Okay! Next is Ruby's body!

Kurumu: I do not care about ordinary humans. If you are an alien, a time traveler, or an esper come and se-

Tsukune: Stop! We have copyright restrictions! We could get sued!

Nekonome and Gin: Suzumiy-

Tsukune: Sensei! Senpai!

Gin: Okay, cast all joking aside, real description please.

Kurumu: I am not giving up in the fight for Tsukune's heart, because I love him the most.

Gin: Kurumu.

Nekonome: I love fish the most!

Gin: No one asked you that! Next!

Ichigo: I am the Substitute Shinigami, Kurosaki Ichigo. I fight alongside my Zanpakutō, Zangetsu.

Tsukune: Wrong anime/manga.

Ichigo: Oh, sorry! Shunpo!

Gin: Okay enough. Tsukune is Mizore, which is all that's left. We suggest that you all get necessary clothing and equipment from each other's rooms before returning to your own. You're dismissed.

Everybody left to get their things and go home to sleep it off. After a really awkward time in the bath, everyone got dressed and went to sleep. This might seem strange to you, but in Youkai Academy, this is just another day.

(A/N: How did you like it? I've been pretty obsessed with Rosario + Vampire recently. I do not own Rosario + Vampire, Bleach, or the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Tell me what you think and what I can improve on by reviewing. I hope that you enjoyed it. Please support the next chapter.)