Duo was laughing his head off. ' I cannot believe this is happening' he
evilly thought, 'what are the chances of meeting a girl version of Hiiro?!?
This has Got to be the Best day EVER!'
Hiiro, on the other hand, didn't find this amusing. Right now, if he slightly moves one more time, his manhood disappears. Just. Like. That. 'How would've thought a GIRL would have a gun and threaten me like this?!? I was NEVER trained for this.' Hiiro angrily thought, 'I have been thrown to the ground from a 16-floor building, and shot in the arm, but THIS has got to be the WORST day ever.'
~~USAGI's POV~~ I'm reading a novel by Edgar Allen Poe in the mall and drinking my favorite coffee. It's so relaxing, since Minako's talking to a braided boy and isn't disturbing me for once. Suddenly, I feel a slight presence behind me and I see a boy that looks around my age. He's kinda cute. "Hi, can I help you with anything?" I kindly asked. It's sort of a habit now after all these lectures from my mom. "*Ahem*Didithurtwhenyoufellfromheaven?" o.k. He's hitting on me... At a worst possible time. Here I am, reading peacefully, and this jerk comes up and ruins the aura. I'll teach that bastard. I pull my trusty gun out and threaten to shoot at a specific place where he *can't* woo any more innocent girls. ******************************************** Wufei entered the weapon store and tried to look for any katana that would be light and VERY sharp. He suddenly hears a customer complaining to the clerk and decided to stick around. 'Onnas,' he thought, 'always causing trouble.' "But I got it yesterday!" "I told you; one scratch doesn't mean it's defected!!" "Listen, I'm the one with the sword.I can cut off anywhere I want that can make you less of a man." "*Scoffs* pathetic onna..." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" The raven-haired girl snapped her attention to the tall figure with a short black ponytail. "Well. it's true isn't it? You can't fight unless it's below the belt line... so you're obviously a weak onna. and you're worried over a little scratch. what difference will that make?" "Shut the hell up, you probably don't know shit about swords anyways. you just rely on technology to get you through anything." "Oh really? Is that a challenge?" "No you dumbass, I'm proclaiming world peace. Such a loser" "ONNA!! You have just insulted my pride! Now I'll show you what a skilled man can do!" "What, pull of their pants and say '$350/hour!'" Wufei and the mysterious girl head outside and began fighting. At first, it seemed as though Wufei was winning, until. ***************************************** "Excuse me, miss?" said Quatre, as innocent as he could, "do you mind removing that weapon from that area? I can explain why he's into this mess!" "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. he might try again on someone's who's actually stupid." The silver-haired girl replied. Hiiro stopped breathing for a while. He didn't want to make any sounds to surprise the enemy and kill him off. 'I was REALLY never trained for this." He frantically thought. Trowa stifled out a laugh. He just couldn't believe that such turn of events came out. As pitied as he is for the Perfect Soldier, Trowa thought suspiciously on why that girl brought a gun to the mall. Was she about to rob a bank? 'Still, she does remind me of Hiiro."
~~~Quatre's POV~~~ I really don't want to scare the girl. At first, I felt sorry for her, but now, I'm concerned for Hiiro. This is probably the first mission he failed, not counting the part where he shot Noventa-san, which was just a mistake.
I tried to calm her down, soothing my voice, but instead, she just goes more and more insane! "Miss, I don't think it's wise to fire at a mall, you might cause trouble to people's happy time. And you don't want the police to catch you do you?" "Police can't catch me." "Oh." Trowa stepped up. "Hand over the gun and I promise I won't hurt you." "No." "Hand over the gun and I promise to give you free tickets to the circus nearby." "No." Well, he didn't help much, except for making her practice repeating the answer "no" over and over again. Then, I decided to help Trowa compromise the girl to releasing her hostage. I think we made her panic when both he and I were talking at practically at the same time. "Shut up just shut up!!!" she yelled. "Listen I was just . . ." Hiiro said. Wait, he wasn't supposed to move. The gun shot . . .
Hiiro, on the other hand, didn't find this amusing. Right now, if he slightly moves one more time, his manhood disappears. Just. Like. That. 'How would've thought a GIRL would have a gun and threaten me like this?!? I was NEVER trained for this.' Hiiro angrily thought, 'I have been thrown to the ground from a 16-floor building, and shot in the arm, but THIS has got to be the WORST day ever.'
~~USAGI's POV~~ I'm reading a novel by Edgar Allen Poe in the mall and drinking my favorite coffee. It's so relaxing, since Minako's talking to a braided boy and isn't disturbing me for once. Suddenly, I feel a slight presence behind me and I see a boy that looks around my age. He's kinda cute. "Hi, can I help you with anything?" I kindly asked. It's sort of a habit now after all these lectures from my mom. "*Ahem*Didithurtwhenyoufellfromheaven?" o.k. He's hitting on me... At a worst possible time. Here I am, reading peacefully, and this jerk comes up and ruins the aura. I'll teach that bastard. I pull my trusty gun out and threaten to shoot at a specific place where he *can't* woo any more innocent girls. ******************************************** Wufei entered the weapon store and tried to look for any katana that would be light and VERY sharp. He suddenly hears a customer complaining to the clerk and decided to stick around. 'Onnas,' he thought, 'always causing trouble.' "But I got it yesterday!" "I told you; one scratch doesn't mean it's defected!!" "Listen, I'm the one with the sword.I can cut off anywhere I want that can make you less of a man." "*Scoffs* pathetic onna..." "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" The raven-haired girl snapped her attention to the tall figure with a short black ponytail. "Well. it's true isn't it? You can't fight unless it's below the belt line... so you're obviously a weak onna. and you're worried over a little scratch. what difference will that make?" "Shut the hell up, you probably don't know shit about swords anyways. you just rely on technology to get you through anything." "Oh really? Is that a challenge?" "No you dumbass, I'm proclaiming world peace. Such a loser" "ONNA!! You have just insulted my pride! Now I'll show you what a skilled man can do!" "What, pull of their pants and say '$350/hour!'" Wufei and the mysterious girl head outside and began fighting. At first, it seemed as though Wufei was winning, until. ***************************************** "Excuse me, miss?" said Quatre, as innocent as he could, "do you mind removing that weapon from that area? I can explain why he's into this mess!" "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. he might try again on someone's who's actually stupid." The silver-haired girl replied. Hiiro stopped breathing for a while. He didn't want to make any sounds to surprise the enemy and kill him off. 'I was REALLY never trained for this." He frantically thought. Trowa stifled out a laugh. He just couldn't believe that such turn of events came out. As pitied as he is for the Perfect Soldier, Trowa thought suspiciously on why that girl brought a gun to the mall. Was she about to rob a bank? 'Still, she does remind me of Hiiro."
~~~Quatre's POV~~~ I really don't want to scare the girl. At first, I felt sorry for her, but now, I'm concerned for Hiiro. This is probably the first mission he failed, not counting the part where he shot Noventa-san, which was just a mistake.
I tried to calm her down, soothing my voice, but instead, she just goes more and more insane! "Miss, I don't think it's wise to fire at a mall, you might cause trouble to people's happy time. And you don't want the police to catch you do you?" "Police can't catch me." "Oh." Trowa stepped up. "Hand over the gun and I promise I won't hurt you." "No." "Hand over the gun and I promise to give you free tickets to the circus nearby." "No." Well, he didn't help much, except for making her practice repeating the answer "no" over and over again. Then, I decided to help Trowa compromise the girl to releasing her hostage. I think we made her panic when both he and I were talking at practically at the same time. "Shut up just shut up!!!" she yelled. "Listen I was just . . ." Hiiro said. Wait, he wasn't supposed to move. The gun shot . . .