-1A/N: This story is about the characters in Fullmetal Alchemist in their everyday things. Something that they hate or annoys them. I'm sure we've all had that in some point of our lives. The angel and devil sides. In here, the persons devil and angel sides are some of the last people they would ever have thought. Hope you guys enjoy this, it's my first attempt at humor story.

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Roy took in a deep breath to try his unsteady nerves.

The bane of his existence was staring him straight in the face.

Paperwork.

Piled so high he could swear that it touched the ceiling.

According to Riza it was all the paperwork he neglected this past week.

And also according to her they were all due by tomorrow. Morning.

He didn't know who he hated more right now. Himself for not doing them when they had first come to him or Riza for putting all this one him the day before they were due.

Although deep down he knew which one was more to blame.

He sighed heavily, stood up, and pulled the first one from the pile and began to skim it over.

"Why not burn it?" a voice in his head asked.

Burn it huh? Didn't seem like a bad idea.

He pulled on his trademark gloves on his right hand and raised it slightly preparing to snap his fingers together.

"No! Think about the poor Lieutenant!" another voice said. While the first one reminded him of his own flames for some reason this

reminded him of…kittens?

All of a sudden he felt a presence right next to him. Turning his head to the left he felt his jaw drop when he saw a miniature Riza Hawkeye complete with her standard uniform and gun.

Except that this Riza also had red horns on top of her head, small bat-like wings on her back, and a red tail.

Not to mention that this one looked like if she shot him dead she would love it.

"Come on and just burn it. No one will miss it." she crooned.

Tempting. So tempting. Roy raised his hand again.

"No!" the other voice cried again.

This time it was on the right. Roy turned to the right his jaw dropped again.

There was none other then Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist somehow even smaller then his original form. His attire was the same. Red coat, leather, boots, it was everything else that had him staring.

In contrast to Rizas new appearance this Edward had white wings on his back and a golden halo floating on top of his head. His wings flapped behind him slightly.

"Are you sure that's the right thing to do?" the mini-Edward asked.

The mini-Riza snorted. "Of course it is. It'll save him time and he can go home early."

Roy nodded his head in agreement with the mini-Riza when mini-Edward shook his head and said "Yes but then who will have to explain to the people where this was going to what happened, or in this case lie so you won't look bad? Certainly not you."

Roys shoulders slumped slightly. Riza had bailed him out of 'missing' paperwork before.

"Oh so what? So she'll have to walk around and talk to people. Big deal." the mini-Riza said.

"You love her. Why would you put that kind of excess stress on her?" the mini-Edward countered.

"But doesn't she love you as well? Wouldn't she rather you be happy and free?" the mini-Riza said.

"Every time you burn your paperwork she makes up excuses for you. Sometimes even shouldering the blame herself so you wouldn't get in trouble on the way to get a promotion." the mini-Edward cried out.

"How important can this really be?" devil Riza asked coaxingly.

"You don't even read it! Just skim and sign them!" angel Edward cried out.

Roy looked at the mini-Edward and the even smaller alchemist locked gazes with him with a pleading look in his eyes. Roy once again looked at the paperwork, to his gloves, to the angel Edward.

Edward shook his head slightly while Riza was screaming all sorts of things to try to get his attention on his other side.

Roy sighed and pulled off the gloves and stuck them deep inside his desk and pulled the documents to him again and began to skim over it.

Roy saw the devil Riza shoot him a look that said 'Wuss' before disappearing. The angel Edward nodded his head in approval and patted his shoulder before disappearing as well.

Roy sighed, threw a dark look towards the pile of paperwork and resumed signing.

Angel- 1

Devil- 0

The score thing above is going to keep score through this story. How many times good will win and how many times evil will win.

I hope you guys liked this chapter and I hope to see you soon.

This is Phoenix-Fire Power over and out.