A/N: So yeah, I put up a 30 sentence prompt on my profile. Two people have already taken it so I thought it would be fair if I did it too. Here's to you Penniless1; Sacred and Profane.

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Sanguine

Sanji turned his back and pretended not to notice, but watched from the corner of his eye, with no small amount of enjoyment, as the sniper pilfered a spoonful of his favourite tomato soup from the stove.

Hapless

Zoro was wholly impressed when, instead of ducking behind the cook, Nami suddenly turned and kneed her harrying opponent square in the balls, even if it did make the swordsman wince.

Moonshine

Well, the old crone did say that stuff had a real kick to it, Zoro inwardly grumbled as he crawled out of the tangle of limbs made up of Sanji, Usopp and himself the next morning.

Bookworm

Sometimes, when Franky was feeling really un-super, he wondered if his beloved girlfriend cared more for those dusty old tomes than for him.

Relief

Once again, the navigator felt herself let out a breath she didn't know she'd been holding as Zoro resurfaced beside the Sunny, a limp Luffy under his arm.

Sasquatch

Brook was at a total loss at what to do when the enormous furry creature exploded from the snow, snatched up Chopper in Arm Point, and proceeded to snuggle with him like a long-lost son.

Welcome

Kohza was about to retreat from the royal bathhouse, a furious blush tingeing his cheeks, when the princess, usually so coy, smiled impishly and dropped her towel.

Unwelcome

"Don't say I didn't warn you," Nami said over her newspaper to a bruised, battered Luffy as he returned from his search for the first mate and the cook.

Exhausted

The skeleton was glad there was so much to do on the Sunny, that there was hardly any peace, not a quiet moment to think; it meant he fell asleep easily at night and didn't dream of the past.

Heist

Usopp honestly didn't know why he and Nami had gone through so much trouble to lay down a strategy; especially not when their captain was so much more interesting in just barging in.

Ricochet

"You're a sniper! Shouldn't you know these things!?" yelled Chopper, but Usopp, blushing, refused to let on to the doctor bandaging his arm that he'd been distracted by a flash of tan skin under a torn bloody shirt.

Blanket

Though Brook was a skeleton, and didn't really feel the cold anymore, it didn't stop him feeling unimaginably grateful when Robin dropped the down coverlet over them both as they snuggled in the library.

Rum

When Zoro finally, finally passed out on the dining room table, dead drunk, Franky switched off the lights as the rest of the crew advanced on the swordsman mischievously.

Comet

Hurtling through the sky towards the Sunny via a Gomu Gomu no Rocket, Luffy could hardly wait for the explosive landing.

Avatar

"So...it's a mystery human?" Luffy commented as Usopp slumped over the gurney muttering about his wasted genius and Franky sank to his knees reeking of depression.

Comic

After yet another Skull Joke, Sanji sarcastically commented: "Haha, seriously Brook, you should be on stage or something," only to smile down at the musician clinging to his waist and grinning up at him seconds later.

Language

Robin was delighted to learn that Chopper also knew Latin—after all, he did have to know the scientific terms for botanicals—and from then on, the two decided to converse regularly to ensure their skills didn't get rusty.

Keychain

Sanji vehemently cursed and praised the little strand of metal dangling from his pocket in the same breath when Zoro used it to pull him back into a solid embrace and a lingering kiss.

Fanatic

Five minutes after Nami suggested a stricter dietary program, when Luffy attempted suicide jumping overboard and Franky huddled in a corner clutching a cola bottle, she took it back.

Blank

Nami stroked her fingers over the bare parchment, perfect for map-making, and thought she really should thank Robin for her amazingly thoughtful gift.

Flicker

On Raftel, after the greatest battle the Straw-hats had ever fought, when the light in Cyborg Franky's eyes began to die, it was a kiss from a bleeding, desperate archaeologist that brought him back to life.

Screw

To this day, Zoro still didn't know where Sanji had found the strength to pin the swordsman down and force himself between tanned toned legs that very first time.

Harmonica

"Reminds me of you," Usopp murmured to the sleeping Luffy on his chest as Brook began to play.

Millennium

Though a thousand years had passed since the death of the second Pirate King, some sailors swore they could see him still sailing the seas aboard his ghostly lion-headed vessel, hollering "Kanpai!", and leading his nakama on yet another adventure.

Candle

Watching her redheaded crush spring forth from the flaming ruins of Mr 3's wax monstrosity, sans shirt, Vivi knew she'd take the sight with her to the grave.

Infant

"I swear, you're just like a child sometimes, dear," Robin said fondly as she gazed down at the shipwright clinging to her leg.

Techno

When the cook flipped on the Den Den Radio for the enjoyment of those in the kitchen with him, Franky was intensely amused to discover that Nami enjoyed a good fast beat with thudding bass.

Rugged

"I like my men hairy," purred the antlered female as she teasingly tapped a furiously blushing Chopper on the nose.

Unbidden

"You didn't have to do that, you know," was the quiet statement, but Sanji just shrugged and stepped away from the smudge of blood that had once been the man stupid enough to call his lover a whore.

Celebration

The girls were always happy when the alcohol flowed free during their parties, as it gave them the chance to let loose and act just as crazy as the boys; the bonus was that no-one remembered their antics in the morning.

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And that's all she wrote, folks.

For those of you confused by the first one; "sanguine" can also mean blood-red, more commonly as a cooking term.