Series: Outtakes and mistakes
Feedback: Yes, please.
Disclaimer: Well, I do own my own weird imagination, a couple of CD's and a fryingpan. No need to sue in other words because I can't pay the fines either way...
Archive Rights: Sure, sure. If you really wants this...but ask first allright?
Authors notes: Autumn challenged me to do one of these so...here goes nothing. Hope you like it.
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Scene 1 - The Medlab
Jean Grey's in the medlab, doing her utmost to look
like the epitome of the professional doctor at work
she likes to think she is. There's something wrong
though. Oh, yes. That's it. High-heel shoes in
an infirmary that could become the emergency room
at any times seems somehow wrong. And the look in
her eyes when she looks at the unconscious man on
the bed infront of her just reeks of unproffesionalims.
Her hands are slowly moving towards him when a door
is suddenly flung open and three angry looking men
bursts through all looking extremely pissed off and
are screaming "Cut! Cut!"
They then turn towards the director saying,
"Now Mr Singer, we can't have this. This scene
will have to be redone. First of all, and we
say this as lawyers with years of experience,
you don't want the 'Union of female doctors against
stereotypes' opposing your movie will you? And
more importantly, the fanfic authors will totally
loath this scene. Trust me, you do not want the
authors of DeadDolphinAndFloggedHorse on your bad side."
With that, the lawyers drags a protesting Jean away
while they say something about a refresher course in
bedside manners and an isolation cell, leaving Bryan
Singer and Hugh Jackman totally dumbfounded.
Scene 2 - Laughlin City
A petite southern lass can be seen entering the roadside
bar, also known as 'The one and place in Laughlin where
you can get a room over your head (TM)".
She looks a bit terrified and lost, looking around when
she spots this cage where a feral looking man can be
seen fighting. Well, taking part of beating-up-people-just-
for-the-hell-of-it-and-hoping-no-cop-is-around really.
She doesn't pay much attention to to anything except him
until she hears someone shout "I'll fight him". The
fight's soon on and the new guy gets in the first punch
but the defending champion just shrugs it off and hits
back making baldy fly right through the bars of the cage
and into a wall.
"Cut! Cut! Okay, who is the genious that thought it would
be a great idea of building the cage out of styrofoam?"
Scene 3 - The blackbird
Storm, Cyclops, Jean and Logan are getting themselves prepared
to fly away to kick ass, saving the world, listening to folk
music, domesticate Sabretooth and/or rescue Marie (scratch
what's not applicable). Cyclops looks tense and pushes
some buttons when Logan says
"You actually goes out in these things?"
"Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"
"Seriously underrated. Makes it really show how much more
of a man I am compared to you."
Cyclops doesn't answer but concentrates on the mission ahead
and takes off.
*crash, boom, bang, Ouch!, Get off of me!*
"Next time, why don't you open the hangar doors first?"
Feedback: Yes, please.
Disclaimer: Well, I do own my own weird imagination, a couple of CD's and a fryingpan. No need to sue in other words because I can't pay the fines either way...
Archive Rights: Sure, sure. If you really wants this...but ask first allright?
Authors notes: Autumn challenged me to do one of these so...here goes nothing. Hope you like it.
-------------------------
Scene 1 - The Medlab
Jean Grey's in the medlab, doing her utmost to look
like the epitome of the professional doctor at work
she likes to think she is. There's something wrong
though. Oh, yes. That's it. High-heel shoes in
an infirmary that could become the emergency room
at any times seems somehow wrong. And the look in
her eyes when she looks at the unconscious man on
the bed infront of her just reeks of unproffesionalims.
Her hands are slowly moving towards him when a door
is suddenly flung open and three angry looking men
bursts through all looking extremely pissed off and
are screaming "Cut! Cut!"
They then turn towards the director saying,
"Now Mr Singer, we can't have this. This scene
will have to be redone. First of all, and we
say this as lawyers with years of experience,
you don't want the 'Union of female doctors against
stereotypes' opposing your movie will you? And
more importantly, the fanfic authors will totally
loath this scene. Trust me, you do not want the
authors of DeadDolphinAndFloggedHorse on your bad side."
With that, the lawyers drags a protesting Jean away
while they say something about a refresher course in
bedside manners and an isolation cell, leaving Bryan
Singer and Hugh Jackman totally dumbfounded.
Scene 2 - Laughlin City
A petite southern lass can be seen entering the roadside
bar, also known as 'The one and place in Laughlin where
you can get a room over your head (TM)".
She looks a bit terrified and lost, looking around when
she spots this cage where a feral looking man can be
seen fighting. Well, taking part of beating-up-people-just-
for-the-hell-of-it-and-hoping-no-cop-is-around really.
She doesn't pay much attention to to anything except him
until she hears someone shout "I'll fight him". The
fight's soon on and the new guy gets in the first punch
but the defending champion just shrugs it off and hits
back making baldy fly right through the bars of the cage
and into a wall.
"Cut! Cut! Okay, who is the genious that thought it would
be a great idea of building the cage out of styrofoam?"
Scene 3 - The blackbird
Storm, Cyclops, Jean and Logan are getting themselves prepared
to fly away to kick ass, saving the world, listening to folk
music, domesticate Sabretooth and/or rescue Marie (scratch
what's not applicable). Cyclops looks tense and pushes
some buttons when Logan says
"You actually goes out in these things?"
"Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"
"Seriously underrated. Makes it really show how much more
of a man I am compared to you."
Cyclops doesn't answer but concentrates on the mission ahead
and takes off.
*crash, boom, bang, Ouch!, Get off of me!*
"Next time, why don't you open the hangar doors first?"