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Why don't they ever call me by my real name anymore? Is my nickname, Kyon, so simple that my entire alias is erased for the sake of its easier mono-syllabic properties?

Nevermind, just call me Kyon.

First day of school and the trek was already Odyssey-like proportions. At least this gave me time to think over my years.

I used to be a little kid. You know, the kind that played with toys and believed Santa Clause was real. By the way, he isn't.

By the time I hit junior high, I grew out of that mentality. The mentality that believed in all that fake I ever wanted was for some fantastic entity, like an esper or a time traveler, to appear and greet me. Unfortunately, they never did so I gave up on that trivial stuff a long time ago. Well, more like fortunately since I would look like a complete loser if I still believed in-

"My name is Haruhi Suzamiya! If anyone is an alien, a time traveler, or an esper, please feel free to talk to me. If not, you're probably boring and not worth a cent of my attention. Thank you."

As the girl sat down, I couldn't help but realize my life was already being drained by her disdain lack of charm nor etiquette. Not to mention her random hairdos. What's up with that? Well, at least she was pleasing to the eyes...in a way.

The day was rather peaceful after that however. It was probably because this Suzamiya girl was keeping to herself. Her annoying presence lingered on my back for the entirety of the class.

My friend Taniguchi explained her rather inmature behavior. She was the one that drew all over that one school's baseball field. She dumped every guy that asked her out. (I wonder who was the one that was dumped in 5 minutes?) She also undresses for P.E. class anywhere, regardless of male occupants.

She was very strange.

Nonetheless, Taniguchi kept stressing the fact that she dumps every guy that asks her out. I think he's trying to warn me of the consequences if I wished to perform such a deed.

Why would I ask her out? I haven't even talked to her yet.

On second thought, I actually want to give it a try.

Hope I can actually finish this story. Oy!