Silent Hill 5

Homecomings Suck

Chapter 1: Hospital Hell

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story…but Konami does.

"Ow my head" Alex thought as he regained consciousness.

"Damn how wasted did I get lat…wait what the hell!" Alex said as he tried to move but then realized that he was strapped down to what seemed to be a moving table…otherwise know as a gurney.

"Oh my god…I've been abducted by Eli Roth!" Alex yelled as he looked around and saw some unspeakable things.

"What in the hell is going on!" Alex Yelled as he was rolled through a set of doors. The first door he saw slammed shut and had the number 206 on it.

"Why the hell did that door shut!" Alex yelled. At the next door it appeared a child was being cut up by someone. The next had a different child being strangled or smothered he couldn't tell. In the final door he saw a man carrying yet another child and dropped him in a big gaping hole in the ground.

"Oh my god it is worse than I thought…I've been abducted by 4Kids!" Alex yelled and tried even harder to escape.

"Dude shut up you yell to much." The doctor pushing him said. He was wearing a face mask but something about him seemed familiar.

"Wait…do I know you?" Alex asked.

"No we have never met, and I am most certainly not an illusion of your father." The doctor said.

"Oh thank god…my father is an asshole." Alex said actually calming down and laying down his head and rolled it left.

"Wait…Josh?" Alex said seeing a kid drawing on the floor. The kid promptly looked up and gave him the finger.

"JOSH YOU LITTLE BASTARD I'M GONNA GET YOU!" Alex yelled as he tried to get out the straps again. But this action yielded no results and he was eventually wheeled into a different room. The doctor left and Alex began to think.

"Hmmm…last thing I remember was getting wasted with my military buddies Biggs and Wedge, I got into a bar fight where I defeated one hundred ninja's and twenty robots in hand to hand combat. I guess I must have blacked out and woke up here. But where is here?" Alex thought to himself. He looked around and took a guess he was in a hospital.

"Oh well I have plenty of time to get out of this, I mean the doctor is just about to get out of eye sight and when he does…Houdini time!" Alex thought as he prepared. The doctor walked a few steps and was promptly impaled with a big ass sword.

"SCREW THAT HOUDINI TIME IS NOW!" Alex yelled as he struggled as he saw the doctor's corpse being drug off. He finally escaped and hid in the corner. Alex was a pretty tough looking guy, short brown hair. Wearing a tan jacket with am American Flag sewed into one of the sleeves. Despite the fact he had been in a war, that didn't stop him from hiding like a bitch.

"What in the holy name of Captain Falcon was that?" Alex said to himself. After waiting what seemed to be forever he ventured outside and saw a trail of blood leading away.

"Note to self, this hospital is not safe." Alex stated the obvious as he followed the trail of blood. He eventually came to the place where Josh was sitting.

"Hi big bro." Josh said in a sarcastic tone not even looking up from his picture.

"Can it you little shit…what are you doing in Iraq?" Alex asked.

"What in the hell are you talking about?" Josh asked.

"The war in Iraq. You know the place I have been for the past few years." Alex said.

"You are in America dumb ass." Josh said still drawing.

"I call bullshit." Alex said.

"Hey I want my doll." Josh said.

"What in the hell does that have to do with me?" Alex asked.

"Will you go get it for me? I want my Robbie." Josh said.

"What you mean Butt the rabbit?" Alex asked.

"His name is Robbie…got get him." Josh said.

"Screw you, why in the hell is that damn rabbit is so important?" Alex asked.

"Look if you don't go get him you can't get past this gate." Josh said.

"Fine you creepy little bastard!" Alex said as he stormed off. He wandered around in this hospital for awhile and eventually walked into a room where he saw Robbie sticking out of a hole in the wall.

"Well this seems easy enough." Alex said but when he walked towards it the doll was pulled into the wall.

"Ah could just be rats, I can get it." Alex said as he stupidly put his hand in the hole. His arm was suddenly pulled into the hole.

"AHHH I CAN FEEL TEETH!" He yelled as he yanked his arm out and he noticed he had the doll in his hands.

"Thank god for that." Alex said as he went back to where Josh was sitting.

"Here come get your damn doll." Alex said as he put the doll through the hall. Josh looked up and stared at it for a second; he stared with his creepy little eyes.

"Well do you want it?" Alex said as he jiggled the doll around.

"Yeah." Josh said as he stood up and took the doll.

"So…open the door." Alex said.

"Pfft, screw you." Josh said as he began to walk off.

"Okay I tried to be nice but now I'm pissed." Alex yelled as he stepped back a few steps and rammed the door and knocked it right off of its hinges.

"Come here little bro." Alex said in a pissed tone of voice. Josh promptly ran away.

"Oh come on where are you going?" Alex yelled as he took off after him. He chased him for awhile and then eventually lost sight of him.

"If there is one thing the creep is good at it is running away." Alex said panting. He looked around and eventually found a bathroom.

"Thank god I have to take a dump the size of Jupiter." Alex said as he walked into the bathroom. When he got in the bathroom he saw Josh exit out of the door on the other side of the room.

"Ah the game is afoot!" Alex yelled as he walked forward a few steps but stopped when he saw a knife stabbed into the mirror.

"Now this is what I am talking about, I am an excellent knife fighter. Not to keen on pipes or axes though." Alex said as he pulled the knife out. He suddenly heard a siren and the room started to change.

"Well…this is new to say the least." Alex said as the wall started to peel away. He looked around as everything began to turn red and occasionally pulse. He started to hear footsteps in one of the stalls.

"Uhhh, hello is someone there?" Alex asked. At that point what looked to be a nurse walked out and began to twitch its head wildly. She was wearing a very revealing uniform.

"Hey baby…what is such a sexy girl like you doing in a hell hole like this?" Alex began to flirt not noticing the fact her head was literally going wild…or the fact that she had no face. His eyes were elsewhere to say the least. The nurse then pulled out a small knife and swung it at Alex but he of course just shifted his arm and raised his knife to block hers.

"Playing hard to get, I find that attractive in a woman." Alex said. The Nurse then realizing she was dealing with an idiot promptly stabbed herself in the throat and fell to the floor dead.

"You seem to be busy right now…call me later." Alex said as he looked for an exit to the room. The only thing he saw was some sort of flesh wall.

"Well, I do have a knife." He said as he cut the wall open and slid through the hole he made. He walked through a hallway and up some stairs when suddenly a wheelchair came rolling towards him.

"Shit!' Alex said as the wheelchair ran into him and pushed him to the bottom of the stairs.

"Urge to kill…rising…rising…RISING!" Alex yelled as he charged up the stairs and saw a window that had been smashed slightly. He broke it and dove headfirst through. There were two more nurses in this room who had began to look in this direction, as with all nurses it was hard to tell as these also had no face.

"Alex doesn't want sexy time right now…I have a brother to murder." Alex said as he walked past the nurses and out of the room. The nurses just looked at each other and went about their business.

"Where the hell did he get off to now?" Alex said as he looked around but he began to hear a sort of scuttling sound.

"What in the hell is that noise?" Alex said and looked in the direction the noise was coming from. He saw about five big bugs crawling towards him.

"Wow I thought this place was bad before…but roaches damn this place is disgusting!" Alex said as the bugs began to fly.

"I stand corrected…flying roaches even worse." Alex said as he swung his knife and killed them all in one swing.

"Wow that was…pathetic." Alex said kind of disappointed but he kept walking until he came to a large door.

"Observation room eh?" Alex said as he went inside. He couldn't see much from where he was so he decided to go down to the ground floor. He looked for awhile but couldn't find a way down, so he ended up just jumping off the side and landed quite gracefully and unharmed.

"So what is down here…oh." Alex said as he noticed half of the doctor that was pushing him on the gurney. There were also three nurses who weren't even paying attention to him.

"I am going to have some fun in this room." Alex said as he quietly got behind each nurse and slit each of their throats.

"Suck it snake!" Alex yelled as he tried to leave but noticed the door was locked. So he decided to go up another floor after cutting through another flesh wall. When he reached the top of the stairs he saw the other half of the doctor's corpse.

"Well it seems you have a splitting headache." Alex said and waited as he expected for some sort of laughter which didn't come.

"Oh lookie here, a key!" He said gleefully as he picked it up and went back downstairs to use it on the locked door.

"I am the smartest man alive." Alex said as he walked through the door. He wandered around some more and saw Josh running down a hallway.

"I got you now!" Alex said as he pursued him, but was distracted when he saw a drawing on one of the doors, he picked it up.

"This drawing looks like shit…wait there are three rabbits, two big and one small." Alex thought about it for a few moments.

"Oh that cheeky bastard wont give me place in his shitty drawing, that's it he's dead." Alex stated as he walked around the corner and noticed an elevator. After spending about half an hour trying to get the door to open by pulling on the doors he finally noticed the button and pushed it and the door magically opened…yeah.

"Well seeing as there are only two floors I guess I should go to the only other floor." Alex said as he pushed the button. Halfway there the elevator stopped and a loud metal scraping was heard.

"I don't like where this seems to be going." Alex said as he backed away from the door as the scraping seemed to be getting closer.

"Mommy." Alex whined as the scraping stopped.

"Oh thank god…I thought I was going to die there for a sec…." He tried to say but a big ass knife shot through the door and into his face.

"DON'T RAPE ME!" Alex yelled as he woke up inside of a semi-truck.

"What in the hell kind of dream were you having there son?" The driver asked. He was wearing a tan hat and a tan coat with a red and black checkered undershirt; he also had a bad case of five o' clock shadow.

"I was dreaming?" Alex asked.

"Yeah, you kept talking about nurses and killing some kid named Josh with a knife. I was begging to wonder if I should call a mental hospital." The driver said.

"No that's okay, by the way did I ever catch your name?" Alex asked.

"Yeah I've told you about ten times now my Name is Travis…Travis Grady." Travis said as the steering wheel broke off.

"OH MY GOD WE ARE GOING TO DIE!" Alex screamed like a girl. Travis just pulled another steering wheel out of thin air and putting it back in place and kept driving as if nothing happened.

"What is your problem?" Travis asked casually.

"Does that happen often!?" Alex asked confused.

"Oh yeah, everything I touch breaks after so long…everything." Travis said.

"You can't be serious." Alex said.

"Yep, it's a real bitch trying to go to the bathroom." Travis said.

"Oh…okay." Alex said.

"By the way where are we headed again?" Travis said.

"I've already told you." Alex said.

"I know, but tell me again for expositions sake." Travis said.

"Fine, we are heading to…Sheppard's Glen." Alex said dramatically.

END OF CHAPTER

Well here it is, after a few months it has started, the beginning of the end. I would like to take the time to thank fellow author The Man Who Has No Life for the thing with Travis and breaking objects. He has a story as well called "Roommates are Hell" it is awesome! So since my schedule this semester is more lenient I hope to get more chapters up. I will also be updating "Megaman Stupid Network" as well. I also have ideas for another story a Mega Man X parody; I have a poll on my page for those of you who wish to voice your feedback on the issue. So that wraps it up for this chapter, so see you next time.