A/M: Welcome back, Todays games is VERY long! SO ENJOY! ~ You must know Ed isn't that happy in this chapter!
FMAFREAK: Welcome back everyone! Today we have some very interesting dare! Guess what Ed?
Ed: What?
FMAFREAK: THEY ARE ALL FOR YOU!
Ed: WHAT?
Al: NII-SAN! CALM DOWN!
Winry: Calm down shorty!
Ed: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Al: as if that would make him calm down…
Winry: Shorty, that's what I called you. What's wrong with that? * has a wicked face on*
FMAFREAK: Here we go again*rolls eyes, but has a huge smile on*
Dark Angel: I LOVE this DRAMA!
Ed: YOU'RE HERE AGAIN?
Dark Angel: Sure. Aren't I always her?
FMAFREAK: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! Now we can have the dares. The first ones are from our friend; FMAFan! Here's what she said!
XD I LOLed and ROFLed and other things during this! This is funnier than mine! Make more, make more!Since Ling is crying in a corner *DO IT NOW, OR THAT WOULD BE LYING!*...I will dare him to kiss Lan Fan (ling)and ask Lan Fan to marry you. Fufufu...Um, Roy, dye your hair green.
Riza, u must rainbow dye your military uniform and present yourself to the Furher!
Ed, , bye. *okay, that sounds weird...*Um...oh! Armstrong, I dare u to become wiener sized and have no muscles. And u cant show , let Ed beat u up. It will be , beat wiener-Armstrong in a muscle contest. Again, , get drunk on coffee...somehow...and do something , get drunk on kitten pee. okay, bye.:)This will be fun. (Al's still meh favorite character)
Ed: YES!
Winry: What? *looks confused*
Ed: I FINIALLY GET TO BEAT UP IZUMI! Hahahahhahahahhahahahha
Izumi: GREAT! Thanks a lot!
FMAFan: HEHE
FMAFREAK: DARES NOW! LING!
Ling: what….*still crying* but still happy of what I'm gonna do..
Dark Angel: YOUR DARE! KISS LAN FAN…..NOW!Ling and Lan Fan: WHAT?
*dark Angel gets out camera*
*smooch*
*click*
*smooch*
*click*
Winry: Awwwwww
Ed: that's weird…..
FMAFREAK: next part of the dare!
Ling: oh…..
Dark Angel: come on!
Ling: ok……. Lan Fan, Would marry me?
Lan Fan: No….
Ed, FMAFREAK and Dark Angel: why?
Lan Fan: Because you are my prince, but not my husband to be.
*ling starts crying even more*
FMAFREAK: oh well. ROY!
Roy: *salutes* Yes Sir!
FMAFREAK: haha…your…..turn…..now….*hands over green hair dye*
Roy: how do I do this?
Winry: *evil look in eyes* I'll do it!
Roy: o……kkk….
*Winry makes Roy's hair one side dark green, other side light green*
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Dark Angel: YOU LOOK HILARIOUS!
Riza: *whispers this* You actually look cute in green hair.
FMAFREAK: WHAT?
Riza: *blushes*
Ed:*cracking up laughing*
Al: Nii-San! that's not nice. * trying not to laugh*
FMAFREAK: NEXT! RIZA!
Riza: NOOO! *gets out the rainbow dye**dyes her military uniform*
Ed: FURHER! COME HERE!
Furher: WHAT? AHHHHHHH! * sees Riza's uniform*
Riza: *all innocent and embarrassed* It was a dare. I SWEAR!
Furher: It actually looks good on you….you must wear that to work from today on.
Riza: NOOOOOO! *gets on knees and starts begging*
Ed: BWAHHAHAHAHA
Riza: shrimp!
Ed: WHOS A SUPER SMALL BRAT THAT CAN WALK UNDER A DOOR?
Dark Angel and FMAFREAK: hahahahahahahaahahahaa
Al: NII-SAN!
Roy: SHUT UP YOU TURDS!
Ed: WHO DID YOU JUST CALL A TURD?
Al: that didn't help at all
FMAFREAK: NEXT DARE! This one is gonna be cool!
Armstrong: NOOOoooooo!I am not going to work out for a month and eat 2 meals a day…
FMAFREAK: LONGER THAN I EXPECTED! IZUMI, ED!
Izumi: Ok, Ed try and beat me up!
Ed: COOOL! *sends a pile of rocks towards Izumi*
*Izumi steps aside**Ed slaps her*
Ed: COOL! I hit her!
Izumi: I'm letting you shrimp.
*Ed gets really angry and starts doing all sorts of weird stuff*
FMAFREAK: TIMES UP!
Ed: NOOOOOOO! I WASN'T FINISHED!
Izumi: Thank-you
FMAFREAK: SIG! Your dare now!
Sig: YES!
*beats Armstrong in a wrestling contest*
Armstrong: STUPID DARE! I LOST! * starts crying*
Ed: COFFEE TIME!
*drinks 10 cups of coffee and starts rolling around on the floor*
FMAFREAK: Al! heres your kitten pee!
Ed: KITTEN PEE?
Al: Yep, ewwwww!*drinks kitten pee* EWWWW! Even if I love cats I hate the Pee!
FMAFREAK: that's the end of those dares! Now some from our other friend xplanetx!
I wonder what the dares are?
hahahahahaha funny :D aww I didn't give any to ling, Lan fan,I'm gonna give them pressies!ling a massive pile of foodLan fan some sweetsand Roy some nice pink hair dye, keep dying your hair and im sure you'll get lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and etc dates ^^ if fails...you can go out with Black hayate XD and yes i do hate you...Havoc rules! havoc will get a present too! some cigarettes :Doh oh, and pressie to FMAFREAK8 too! heres some sweets and chocolate... dont feed it to Roy, he'll become cocky XDdares now Roy- WEAR A MINISKIRT!Truth to Havoc- who would you date out of the following girls: HAWKEYE, CATHERINE ARMSTRONG, OLIVIER ARMSTRONG, SHESKA, LEITENANT ROSS, OR LUST?Hawkeye- wear a miniskirt too!Ed- beat yourself uptruth to al- would you go out with Winry if she asked? (random question)truth to ed- same question would u go out with Winry if she asked?truth to Winry- would you go out with ed or al?
Ed: PRESENTS!
FMAFREAK: there isn't any for you! Only for Ling, Lan Fan, Roy, Hovec and of course ME!
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EVERYONE HATES ME!
Winry and Roy: again*rolls eyes*
FMAFREAK: HERE IS YOUR PRESENTS EVERYONE! The ones that got them though. Ling- here is your massive pile of food!
Ling- YEAAHHH!
FMAFREAK: Lan Fan- Here are your sweets!
Lan Fan- Thanks
Ling- I WANT THEM!
Lan Fan- No.
FMAFREAK: Roy- heres your pink hair dye! Remember you have to do it or else!
Roy: Ok.
Winry: I'll dye your hair again! Cause I have a brilliant IDEA!
Ed: OH GREAT! This isn't gonna be good
Roy: O….kkk..
*Winry dyes one side of Roy's hair pink, but keeps the other side green*
Ed, Dark Angel, Al, Winry and FMAFREAK: COOOL!
Roy: EWWW!
FMAFREAK: HEY ROY! THAT LOOKS SOOO COOL! WINRY GREAT IDEA!
Winry: Thank you very much.
FMFREAK: Hovec here is you present
Hovec: THANKS!
FMAFREAK: YES I HAVE SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE! NONE FOR YOU GUYS!
Lan Fan: I have some already!
FMAFREAK: oh yea…DARES NOW!*went from sad to happy* ROY! Your up!
Roy: cool a mini-skirt! I will give this to the ladies after this dare!
FMAFREAK: Here's your mini-skirt *passes Roy the mini-skirt*
* Roy puts it on and twirls around, like a girl*
Roy: WOHOO!
Ed: HAHAHAHAHA! You look hilarious!
Al: hahahahaha…..NII-SAN! Hahahahahaha…..
FMAFREAK: TRUTHS! We haven't had those in a while…… Hovec!
Hovec: YES?
FMAFREAL: Who would you date out of the following girls: Hawkeye. Catherine Armstrong, Olivier Armstrong, Sheska, Lieutenant Ross, or Lust?
Hovec: this is very hard! I will choose Lust cause of those Boobs she has! They are large!
Lust: WHAT? * throws Hovec into a Al*
Hovec: OUCH!
Al: What? I didn't feel anything!
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Lust: serves you right!
Hovec: What did I do?
Lust: WATCHA THINK!
Hovec: AHHHH! * runs away*
*Lust chases after him*
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FMAFREAK: Riza, sorry you have a dare….
Riza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FMAFREAK: YES! * passes the same mini-skirt Roy was wearing just a second ago* * Riza puts the skirt on*
Riza: EWWWW! * takes it straight off*
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!
FMAFREAK: is that all you do Ed is laugh at everyone? *trying not laugh herself*
Ed: NOPE! See I just said this! And I'm not laughing! * trying very hard not to laugh*
FMAFREAK: you won't laugh for your dare! Instead we'll laugh at you!
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FMAFREAK: SLACK YA SELF NOW!
Ed: OW! *hits himself with his automail* OW! *does the same thing again*
FMAFREAK: hahaha…. Al you have a truth now! Whoa another truth!
Al: ok
FMAFREAK: Would you go out with Winry if you asked?
Al: ahhhhh…*blushing* m….a…….y…….b………..e………
Ed: Yes or no?
Al: ok…..ye….a * whole face red as a cherry*
FMAFREAK: Ed your truth now!
Ed: WHAT? MORE?
FMAFREAK: yep… ok same question as Al had…. Will you go out with Winry if she asked you?
Ed: NO WAY! * whispers in Winry's ear, yes I would*
FMAFREAK: ok, we all know you want to though Ed.
Ed: NO I DON'T!
FMAFREA: Winry your turn!
Winry: ok… I wonder what the question is….
FMFREAK: Would you rather go out with Ed or Al?
Winry: Al. *Al starts blushing* Because he is tall and Ed is WAY to short!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN WHO CAN BE SQUASHED IN SIDE A BOOK, A VERY SMALL ONE AT THAT!
Winry: *rolls eyes* I didn't say that much!
Al: NII-SAN!
Ed: YOU STILL CALLED ME SHORT? WHICH I'M NOT!
Winry: yes you are
Ed: NO I'M NOT
Winry: yes
Ed: NO!
FMAFREAK: SHUT UP! EVERYONE! that's all those dares now…. So lets get the next ones!
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FMAFREAK: YES! Ok here they are.. The next one's are from WaterGirl11.…. Heres the dares…
Me: Me and my OC Ngu hereNgu: Hello : Dares time!Roy - I feel sorry for him, even though I hate him, So have some better gloves. FMAFREAK - *Hands lots of candy and more* This is for you, Because you didn't get any presents, This is from me!Huges- Be locked in a room with Kidd from Soul Eater and enjoy torcher!Envy &Ed - Get along you two half - Have some kitties! Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, Pride, Envy, Ed: Pretend to be a family!Ed &Envy - Sing "7 things" together, in front of all the FMA Cast, With Roy on Piano, Winry on Drums, Al on Guitar, FMAFREAK on Bass and Riza with guns!Winry &Riza - Give me your guns and tools! Please!FMAFREAK - Give me Candy!Me &Ngu: Bye!
I must say……. FINALLY I GET SOME CANDY!
Ed: HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAA
WaterGirl11: heres your presents everyone! * passes FMAFREAK her candy* *Passes Al his Kitties!* Now FMAFREAK, Winry and Riza….GUESS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO?
FMAFREAK, Winry and Riza: WHAT?
WaterGirl11: GIVE ME YOUR GUNS, TOOLS, AND CANDY!
FMAFREAK: NOOOOOOOOOO! I never get candy! You'll never get off me! *runs away* * WaterGirl11 runs after*
Winry: Guess I don't have to give my tools to her now!
Riza: SAME!
WaterGirl11: When I get back I will get yours as Well! FMAFEAK GIVE ME YOUR CANDY BACK NOW!
FMAFREAK: NOOOOOOOOO!
_________________________ 5 minutes later __________________________________
WaterGirl11: YESS~! Winry and Riza pass 'em over NOW!
Winry and Riza: NEVER!
*WaterGirl11 snatches the tools and guns off Winry and Riza*
Winry and Riza: NOO! * starts trying to grab them off WaterGirl11*
WaterGirl11: HAHAHAHA * Runs away from everyone and leaves*
Winry: COME BACK HERE!
FMAFREAK: It's the dares TIME NOW! Wahoo! Huges! And Kidd!
Kidd: everything here isn't symmetrical…. It needs to be the same on each side! I better change it all….. * mumbling to himself*
FMAFREAK: Welcome Death the Kidd! You will now be shoved into a room with my *grabs Huges* dear friend Huges here!
Huges: HIM! Death the Kidd what a weird name…
Kidd: I heard that…..
*FMAFREAK pushes Huges and Kidd into a room together*
Kidd: HEY YOU!
FMAFREAK: Yes?
Kidd: This room isn't symmetrical! Why this room not the one that is?
Huges: WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
FMAFREAK: Ohhh, yea, Kidd is suffering from obsessive-compulsive personality disorder which happens to be about everything being Symmetrical!
Huges: NOOOOOOOO!
Kidd: that's not symmetrical!
Huges: WHO CARES! BECAUSE I DEFINETLY DON'T!
FMAFREAK: ok……. NEXT DARE! Ed and Envy!
Ed: hey brother, how are you?
Envy: WHAT THE HECK! I AM NOT DOING THIS!
FMAFREAK: DO THE DARE NOW PALM TREE!
Envy: I AM NOT A PALM TREE! Ok… I am good brother… but why are you so short, may I ask? Was it our father or your mother?
Ed: I Am NOt SHORt At AlL! *trying not to yell, but is starting to*
FMAFREAK: ok I think that's enough right now… NEXT DARE! Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, Pride, Envy, Ed!
Lust: ok I am fine with this
Ed: Can we just take a picture? I don't want to be a family with these guys!
Envy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!
Ed: I don't want to……
Al: NII-SAN SHUT UP!
FMAFREAK: GET IN A LINE AND HUG EACH OTHER SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A FAMILY!
* everyone lines up and hugs each other* * FMAFREAK takes a picture*
Ed: EWWWW! I TOUCHED THOSE GUYS!
FMAFREAK: hahahahaaha, your idea! NEXT DARE! ED! ENVY! ROY! WINRY! AL! ME! And RIZA!
All: YES!
FMAFREAK: time to play " 7 things" Ed and Envy are singing, Roy on the piano, Winry on the drums, Al on the guitar, I'm on the bass! And Riza with guns!
Riza: OH YEA!
Ed: *to envy* lets take turns of singing but we do the chorus together…..ok?
Envy: ok….I HATE SINGING THOUGH!
FMAFREAK: ok here we go * grabs out her Bass* * passes everyone's instruments*
Ok, 1.……2.…..3 start!
Ed: sha sha shaEnvy: I probably shouldn't say this But at times I get so scared When I think about the previous Relationship we sharedEd: It was awesome but we lost it It's not possible for me not to care And now were standing in the rain But nothing's ever gonna change Until you hear, my dearEnvy and Ed: The 7 things I hate about you! The 7 things I hate about you, oh you You're vain, your games, you're insecure You love me, you like her You make me laugh, you make me cry I don't know which side to like Your friends, they're jerks When you act like them, just know it hurts I wanna be with the one I know And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do You make me love you
* Boom*Envy: It's awkward and silent As I wait for you to say What I need to hear now Your sincere apologyEd: When you mean it, I'll believe it If you text it, I'll delete it Let's be clear Oh, I'm not coming back You're taking 7 steps hereEd and Envy: The 7 things I hate about you! You're vain, your games, you're insecure You love me, you like her You make me laugh, you make me cry I don't know which side to buy Your friends, they're jerks When you act like them, just know it hurts I wanna be with the one I know And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do You make me love youEnvy: And compared to all the great things That would take too long to write I probably should mention the 7 that I likeEd and Envy: The 7 things I like about you! Your hair, your eyes, your old Levi's When we kiss I'm hypnotized You make me laugh, you make me cry But I guess that's both I'll have to buy Your hands in mine
* Boom* When we're intertwined, everything's alright I wanna be with the one I know And the 7th thing I like most that you do You make me love you, you do
Ed: you do oooooohhhhh la la la
Envy: ooooohhhh (sha) (sha) (sha)*Boom*
Riza: that felt good!
FMAFREAK: THAT WAS COOL! Great job guys!
Envy: ooooohhhh how much I hated that! I SANG MOST OF THE SONG!Ed: hahaha tricked ya!
FMAFREAK: HAHAHA good one Ed! NEXT DARES!
Ed: Hahaha I know!
FMAFREAK: Next dares are from Darkprincess123.….. Heres what she said!
dis is awesomeness I dare Edward to follow Envy around every where saying anything meaning brother and I dare Envy to kill anyone he wants 'cause I love him =)
Ok really weird! Guess what Ed! Guess what you need to do again!
Ed: WHAT?
FMAFREAK: you need to be brotherly to Envy AGAIN!
Ed: WHAT?
FMAFREAK: You heard me!
Ed: WHAT? AGAIN?
FMAFREAK: YEP!Ed: once is bad enough. BUT TWICE? DON'T EVEN GET ME TLKING ABOUT THAT!
FMAFREAK: hahahahaha go on start!
*Ed goes up to Envy*
Ed: Hey, brother how's it going?
* Envy runs away from Ed* * Ed runs after keeps shouting brotherly things*
FMAFREAK: Envy you can do your dare now!
Envy: COOL THANKS! * runs after Ed trying to kill him*
Ed: WAIT? WHY ME?
Envy: 'cause your annoying!
Ed: HOW? It was just a dare! Try killing those damn people, instead of me!
Envy: RIGHT! that's so true! I'm coming to get you WaterGirl11! * runs out the door towards WaterGirl11 place*
Ed: YES!
FMAFREAK: hahahaha….they actually agreed on something!
Al: WOW! They did
FMAFREAK: Now next dares! The next ones from IdentifiedLuna1998.… Heres what they said!
yo, I'm gonna torture fullmetal chibi and the womanizer freak you-know-whoEd- put a helium to your mouth and say "-squeaky voice- WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET THAT CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER!"(HAHAHA FULLMETAL CHIBI PIPSQUEAK)Al-Prank call on Izumi Winry- make a kitten that with setting "bite Ed" if he try to swear or tease backWomanizer freak a.k.a Roy- Wear a tank top and 2 inch ultra mega miniskirt don't forget make up and say " Ed's to sexy for his automail"Riza- more guns, sniper, and bazookaFMA Freak and Dark Angel- tied up Roy on a chair and smack him with TINY MINISKIRT for being a pervertthat's all and enjoy the torture
Whoa…. COOL DARES! Love the one I'm doing, with Dark Angel!
Ed: COOL! HELUIM!
FMAFREAK: I wish I was doing that dare, Shorty! * passes Ed the Helium!*
Ed: WHO ARE……wait! * puts helium to his mouth* WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET THAT CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'D SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE CAN BREATHE OXYGEN OUT OF PURE WATER?
FMAFREAK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Envy: YOU SOUND WAY BETTER LIKE THAT! HAHAHAHAHA
Ed: When did you get back?
Envy: JUST NOW! Hahahahahaha
Ed: whatever
FMAFREAK: Hahahahahahahaahahahaa. Next dare! PRANK CALL TIME! * passes Al the phone*
Al: what am I gonna say?
Ed: PUT ON A LADIES VOICE! AND SAY TO SPEAK TO IZUMI'S HUSBAND BECAUSE THEY HAVE A DATE TONIGHT!
FMAFREAK: YEA! YEA! YEA! YEA!
Al: ok….. * starts calling Izumi* *puts on a ladies voice* Hey there, may I um ask um if Sig umm is there? Umm
Izumi: * on the other side of the country* Hello. No my Husband is not here. May I take your message for him?
Al: Sig's Wife? I thought he umm never umm got married umm?
Izumi: Who is this?
Al: this is A…. um I mean Sig's girlfriend, umm…
Izumi: WHAT?FMAFREAK and Ed: HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Izumi: I here Ed and that girl FMAFREAK in the background! Is that you Al?
Al: NO! umm I mean this is Sig's ummmm girlfriend….
Izumi: Hey Al how are you?
Al: Good thank- you..Oops
Ed: YOU IDIOT!
Izumi: ED!
Al: WHAT? I forgot about my dare! * still on the phone with Izumi*
Izumi: WHAT DARE?
Al: Some dare everyone gets asked, like that dare you did a while ago
Izumi: oh.. Gotta go Sig's home!
Al and Ed: SEE YA! *gets off the phone with Izumi*
FMAFREAK: dares! TIME FOR MORE DARES! Ok WINY MAKE A KITTY!
Winry: ok * makes kitty* passes it to Al* this is for you, some protection from Ed!
Al: Ohhhh! I LOVE IT! Thanks Winry!
Ed; I will never swear oar tease back 'cause that looks very terrifying!
Winry: GOOD!
FMAFREAK: NEXT DARE! ROY! * passes Roy a mini mini skirt and a tank top* PUT THESE ON!
* Roy puts on the skirt and top*
* FMAFREAK takes a picture*
FMAFREAK: I am going to remember this!
Dark Angel: SAME! NEXT PART OF THE DARE!
Roy: Ed's to sexy for his automail
Ed: WHAT?
Roy: dare.
FMAFREAK and Dark Angel: FUN TIME!
* grabs Roy and puts him in a chair and chains him up* * starts slacking him with a mini skirt*
Roy: OWW!
Riza: I WANT MY GUNS! * FMAFREAK passes the guns over* YEA!*
FMAFREAK: that's it for today! Cya later!
A/M: Thanks for another great day of dares people~~see what I mean about Ed? =P remember send in the dares for me! for the next chapter! =P