Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, just this little drabble. Oh and I do not own the Mr. and Mrs. Smith quotes either.


"Come to daddy," John Smith

"Whose your daddy now," Jane Smith

from my favorite movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith ( quotes from the house fight scene)


" You need anger management Leah," Jacob said pitching a rock into the water.

"Excuse me Almighty Alpha, I have control of my temper," I replied flipping my hair like one of those valley girls. Jacob looked at me and laughed sarcastically.

"Come on Leah, you can not even argue with me without phasing."

"Oh really you want to bet on that," I put my fist up ready to defend my self. I was prancing around like a boxer ready for any punch that Jacob threw at me. " Come on Mr. Alpha, lets see who can go longer without phasing." I punched him in the arm.

" I don't want to embarrass you Beta." Jacob pushed me away. I came back with a right hook to his jaw.

" Is that all you got huh," I asked still prancing around. Jacob scooped me up and threw me over his shoulder. " Put me down you are cheating," I pounded on his back.

He threw me on the cool sand and we began to wrestle. He held my arms down over me head.

" You are cheating Jake," I said using all my strength to free myself.

"No you just suck at this," he laughed and bit my neck. I pushed him off of me and straddled him. I began punching his chest until he grabbed my wrist and threw me to the side. I waited until he got up from the ground and put my fist back up, prepared to give him another right hook.

" Think you are tough Lee. You got another thing coming," Jacob tackled me to the ground. We were rolling around in the sand fighting over who would be the dominant one in the fight.

" Leah just give up you are about to phase any minute," Jacob said pinning me down for the second time. I was not going down without a fight, I was not going to be the first one to phase.

" You are shaking a little yourself Alpha, you might want to get away from me. You don't want to hurt your Beta do you," I said getting out of his hold. I pinned him down and attempted to hold his arms down. He rolled us over and was inches from my face.

" I think I like this position better," his breath trickled down my neck. My eyes widened as his lips touched mine softly.


Just a little drabble from my boring brain. Lol Hope you all enjoyed! Reviews will make my day!