Greasers Just Wanna Have Fun...Shopping!!!
On one beautiful day in Tulsa, Oklahoma; five out of the seven Greasers decided to go shopping. Dally, Pony, Soda, Two-Bit, and Steve.
I guess they were wondering how long it would take them to get kicked out of a store in the mall picked at random. So when they arrived at the nearest mall that quite frankly wasn't so close to Tulsa after all. They headed right to the place that made the least sense for five boys of their stature to go... Victoria's Secret!!!
As soon as they entered the store, Dally started flirting with a red-head(Not Cherry) that he just so happened to find in the underwear section as soon as he walked in, Soda and Pony headed to the scent and perfume section, and Steve and Two-Bit headed for the bra section.
The red that must not have liked Dally that much so she fled the store, so Dally decided to join Soda and Pony instead. All of the sudden, Steve called out, "Sodapop, come here!!!" So Soda went to where Steve was and right as he arrived Soda gave a little girlish type yelp and said, "Why I'm your friend I'll never know."
He said this because Steve had just placed on himself... a size D, cheetah print bra and stated very loudly, "Soda does this make my boobs look too big!!!" Soda's face immediately turned a bright red color as the rest of the gang rushed over to the distraction.
"Good idea, Steve!!!", Dally said so the rest of the gang could clearly hear him. So what else would the rest of the gang do but copy Steve.
When they all found the size D bra they desired, besides Soda who had to grab a size C, they put on nothing but a... fashion show.
One Greaser came out at a time and modeled their bra for about twenty seconds per person.
Steve of course went first with his cheetah print bra, then Pony with his hot pink zebra print one, then Two-Bit with his white and purple rubber camouflage bra, and then Dally with his black lace push-up bra.
The crowd (the other Greasers) were going nuts with their different bra types and colors all until Sodapop walked out with his size C, leaf green bra with dark green lace and white polka dots all over it. The applauding suddenly stopped in an instant. Then hysterical laughing occurred. "Why are you laughing at me guys?" Soda suddenly asked the gang.
"You're bra...it's so small!", Steve yelled in an instant. "Stop laughing at me just because I'm...not fully developed yet!!!",Soda said as a funny joke. But by then the store manager was making them put the bra's back where they belong, which none of them actually did, and kicked them out.
