I have insomnia so this is what you get.

Getting Promoted to 1900-SMX-LINE.

"Where have you been Rukia you are late again?" Byakuya was annoyed but didn't show it when he asked.

She sat across from him at the dinner table.

" Captain Hitsugaya desired my services today. I must do as a captain requests" she said and stopped there.

If Byakuya had a clue how to talk to her he wouldn't have been stricken with this intense jealousy he was now feeling. Not that he had a right to feel jealous, he knew there were feelings between them, it was undeniable,they were just left unspoken. It would happen at it's own pace probably over the next twenty years. "I'm spending way too much time with Renji" he thought. There was no way he was going to wait that long to tell her.

Rukia went off to bed without saying another word.

The next day Byakuya was visiting with captain Ukitake. There was no sign of Rukia who last time, poured tea for them.

"Where is Rukia? He said with an abnormally evil look that made Jushiro wonder if the cat was out of the bag.

"Oh um well Byakuya I didn't want to tell you but she is with Captain Hitsugaya today. He needed her to help him out."

Why was she with him again today and why was Jushiro acting so strangely when he asked where she was? The rest of the day it was poor Renji who got the blunt of Byakuya' anger. And it was the rest of the day Renji acted the model Shinigami for once.

When he sat to dinner, Rukia was late again. He didn't question her. He just stared at her through the whole meal with a gaze so intense she was sure she would burst into flames at any moment. They ate in silence. Rukia at really quickly not knowing what was wrong and not wanting to know. She rushed off to bed.

The next day was the same. He sent his fourth seat over to the thirteenth with an excuse for some pointless paper work. When the unfortunate man returned and reported Rukia not at her division Bayakuya gave such a death glare that the man turned and ran screaming down the hall, he was also plagued with nightmares every night since.

"Captain I didn't want to bother you, I know you are really busy but these forms need your signature. They have to be at the tenth division by noon." interrupted a shaking Renji.

"Leave them here. I will take them." he said

"But captain you don't have to, that's my job. Don't worry yourself." he stammered

"I WILL take them." he answered so sternly Renji retreated to his office closing his door not wanting to know what upset his captain and not wanting to make him angrier then he already was.

Byakuya made his way to the tenth division. The division was ripe with gossip, thanks to a bored Matsumoto.

"They look so cute together" came one voice.

"And they're the same height." came another.

"Both have an ice zanpakuto's" said another.

" I think they should get married." commented another

"Oh there's Captain Kuchiki, I bet he's really happy about the whole situation." whispered another.

"Don't you have work to do?" he said to them

"Sorry Kuchiki-Taicho." they said and bowed in unison, then scattered like rats.

This is not what Bayakuya wanted to hea,r and he was becoming angrier by the second. His riatsu was flaring wildly and a new recruit was the unlucky one in the way of the flare-up. The poor guy wound up flying half way across the room learning a valuable lesson; Stay away from Captain Kuchiki.

Byakuya requested a meeting with captain Hitsugaya in the guise of the ridiculously unimportant paper work he was holding.

"Captain Kuchiki." said Matsumoto

"Come in have some tea. Its such a boring day." she whined.

"The captain should be hear in a second. How's Rukia-chan?" she winked at him.

"Matsumoto that is enough! Finish the work I left on your desk." came a harsh Hitsugaya.

The blonde retreated languidly and mumbled something about a white haired stick In the mud.

"I'm glad you came Kuchiki-Taicho. There is a matter of seriousness I wish to discuss with you."

"And what might that be Hitsugaya-Taicho?" keeping a respective tone.

Two serious captains looked each other dead in the eye. On the bright side Byakuya thought to himself at least it's not Abarai or Kurosaki he's about to have this conversation with. Hitsugaya was a captain and very respectable.

"I'm sure you've heard the rumors. Were both very busy so I will come right out and say it" he paused

"I want Rukia Kuchiki." he stated with a very straight face in a matter of fact way.

Byakuya was taken back by hearing it in such a manner, and almost lost his grip on the tea cup in his hand which clanked against the saucer loudly.

"You want Rukia?!" He exclaimed now wide eyed.

"You'll not have her. I'll not allow it." he reacted.

"Please reconsider. With Hisagi-san taking over the ninth division, I find myself left without a lieutenant. As he insists Matsimoto join him. I don't have a clue why. She's lazy and always late with her reports. But she's his headache now."

Byakuya was relieved at this. "You want her for your lieutenant? I see." His heart calmed down considerably.

" Ukitake has had her do many of the lieutenant duties over the years and he raves about how much of a help she has been. I need a hard worker who can take this job seriously. Her ice zanpaktou will also be an asset to me. Hers is the only other ice element able to stand up against mine. I will train her well. Hyorinmaro gets along well with Sorde no Shiroyuki. I believe it a good match. It will make my life much easier and I will personally see to her safety."

"Is that all, fine I have to go." Bayakuya left so relieved he didn't realize what he agreed to until he was half way back to his own division.

Rukia was promoted and several weeks had passed. Busier then normal she didn't find much time to spend with her friends. The last time she went out with them was to celebrate her promotion. They had laughed so hard and got so drunk. Renji was teasing her about her admiration for her brother. He would pretend to be Bayakuya and Matsumoto would pretend to be Rukia.

"Rukia come home now!" Renji said in Byakuya' voice. He did it so well you couldn't tell the difference.

"Oh ni-sama, ni-sama you are so wonderful. Kiss, Kiss, Kiss" Matsumoto said mocking Rukia.

"I hate you two" Rukia said.

"And don't make fun of ni-sama" she said waving her fist.

They all laughed so hard Hisagi fell on the floor.

Rukia had missed spending time with them. But it didn't stop them from calling her every time they went out without her.

"Hello Rukia this is ni-sama, let's have phone sex." Said Renji pretending to be Bayakuya with a laughing Matsumoto in the background.

"Idiot" she said hanging up.

*ring*

"Hello" she asked.

"Rukia this is your ni-sama, lets have hot phone sex." Renji said.

"Renji you are such a moron."

"Rukia tell me what you are wearing." Renji said still in Byakuyas voice.

"Renji I'm not giving you phone sex no matter how much you ask."

This went on several times. At first it was funny but Rukia was starting to get pissed at the constant interruptions.

*ring*

"That's it!" She yelled

"If that idiot wants phone sex so badly I'll give it to him."

"mmmm hello I'm listening" she purred into the phone

"Rukia?"

"Good evening ni-sama. I'm so hot tonight."

"Rukia you should open a window. Where are you right now?"

Byakuya was wondering what was wrong with Rukia she was talking strangely. He kind of liked it and forgot what he called her for.

"Why ni-sama I am laying on my bed. Where are you?"

"I am in my study. Rukia are you alright?"

"What are you wearing?" she asked

"I am in uniform."

"Really, you look so sexy in your uniform. I bet you would look even sexier out of it. I'm wearing that light blue robe you bought me (Renji bought it for her and she was wearing it in the manner stated). Its so short. I should have worn something underneath. I'm afraid if I bend over one might see too much." she said the last part in a baby voice.

"R…R…Rukia, what's gotten into you?" Byakuya stammered for the first time in his life.

"Well I hope you get into me and soon. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out."

"*silence*"

Byakuya had slid himself instinctually farther under his desk in a futile hope to quell and hide the growing need for his sister.

"I bet your really huge and I'm so small. Its going to hurt when you slide it in. Will you go easy on me?"

Silence on Bayakuya' end. His mouth hanging so far open his jaw was at risk of falling off.

"Nothing to say? Does that mean I have been naughty? I'm getting on all fours. Would you like to spank me?"

Byakuya' heart was pounding. Rukia had surely gone mad, that had to be it. She had never been that bold before but for some reason he couldn't hang up.

"R..R..Ru." was all he managed.

Rukia thought she was getting back at Renji really well, and silenced her laughter. She could keep this up all night. Renji wouldn't be able to look her in the face the next day for sure without blushing like mad she thought, proud of herself.

"I wish you were here with me now B-ya-ku-ya-sa-ma." she let his name roll off of her tongue smoothly.

Byakuya thought he would loose it hearing her say his name like that.

"A..and what would you like me to do to you if I were there." he said desperately wanting to hear more.

"Well I'm lying on my back with my legs open…"

*click*

Serves him right she thought.

"Ruki?." she heard her brother call from the hallway. "Are you in bed?"

"Yes ni-sama I am. Come in. What can I do for you?" she blushed a bit thinking about the pretend phone conversation she thought she just had with Renji. She would have loved to have said those things to her brother but knew it would be impossible.

"You know exactly what you can do for me. I don't know what got into you this evening but you've driven me insane for too long. I will have you now." he said this walking over to where she was on the bed. She sat up and he put his hands on her legs and split them apart.

"Ni-sama! Whats..whats ooh ni-sama." she moved her head to the side and closed her eyes while he kissed her neck.

"Say my name." he said his hands running all over her body.

"Byakuya."

Hearing this only made him moan and push her down on the bed. Positioning himself between her legs, he undid her bow and exposed her naked skin.

"You've been naughty Rukia. I'll have to spank you later." he said

She then realized what had happened. It wasn't Renji she was talking to and tried to confirm her theory.

"Did you like our phone conversation?" she asked.

"I don't know why you picked tonight to speak to me that way, I am so pleased you did. You should have done it sooner."

Rukia was pleased too.