Here's the last chapter of this three-shot. I may or may not have a one-shot sequel where Zack gets his revenge. It's all up to you, my dear readers. Now, no more delays! On with the story! Que Reality taking over!

Today was dark and gloomy, as Midgar should be, thanks to reality looming over the authoress' shoulder with a pointy stick pointed at her neck.

It was snowing. In Midgar. Hard.

So of course, the SOLDIERs had the day off. Which leads us into the next misadventure.

Genesis Rhapsodos was strolling down the SOLDIER floor corridor. Surprisingly, he wasn't bored. Instead of blowing crap up because he can, he was grinning that devious grin that he had on his face when he dressed Zack "Zanna" Fair as a girl. You should know what comes next.

"'Geal, where is the Puppy?" Genesis asked as innocently as possible.

Angeal wasn't fooled, but he decided it would be better for everyone if Genesis followed through with his plan. Sorry Zack, you gotta take one for the team… Angeal thought, answering his friend. "The training room, doing a simulation, I believe."

Genesis waved at Angeal from over his shoulder, and strode on down the hall. He stopped at the door, swiping his ID through the machine. He put on the glasses and confidently walked into the middle of Zack's simulation.

Zack was slashing at a Bahamut simulation. "DIE STUPID BUGGER, DIE!!" Finally it did die. Zack almost jumped out of his skin when he saw the red clad man clapping mockingly in the corner.

"What do you want?" Zack asked, slightly pouting.

"Oh, nothing Puppy. Angeal told me to drop something off at your apartment and you weren't there. I just wanted to tell you it's on top of your kitchen table." Genesis strode out of the room.

Zack stood there for a minute baffled. Genesis….did an errand..? Huh. But then the light blub clicked on. Zack ran down the halls bumping into other SOLDIERs and Cadets as he ran. He didn't even stop to flirt with the exotic-looking secretary. Genesis being his apartment could only mean trouble.

He rummaged through his pocket looking for his keys before pulling the whole ring out of his pants. He jammed it into the lock and practically broke down the door. His mouth hung so far open, he later wondered why it hadn't fallen off in the first place. All of his furniture was on the ceiling in the same position as it was on the floor. Zack ran a hand through his hair and got to work.

-A couple hours later-

Zack let out a sigh and wiped the sweat off his brow. Genesis has strategically hidden gravity materia through-out the apartment and Zack had to find them then catch the falling items. It was tough work! He was happy to see that Genesis had partly told the truth. Sitting on his kitchen table, in a closed container, was Angeal's famous dumbapple pie. Zack eagerly bit into it, ignoring the bitter flavor when it touched his tongue. Soon after it melted into sweetness. All Zack remembered after that was being extremely tired and falling asleep in his bed.

-The next day-

Zack woke up when his alarm clock beeped signaling six o'clock. He got up and took a shower, changed his clothes, and grabbed his sword. He walked out the door with an unopened granola bar in his mouth. "I have a feeling today is going to be great!" he shouted, stepping out into what should have been the corridor. Instead Zack found himself in the middle of a Wutaiian forest. He looked behind him to see a shack with an interior identical to his at the Shinra Building.

"GENESIS!!" Zack screamed ignoring the fact that there was no way the poet could have heard him.

-Midgar-

At exactly Six A.M., Genesis grinned triumphantly to himself. Zack should be awake by now.

Okay, . gave me this insane idea. Only Genesis would have the connections to make this happen. Poor Zack, stuck in Wutai.

Zack: You're a meaner. You allowed HIM to do this!

Genesis: I comment you, Miss Authoress.

Why thank you, Genesis. Readers, if you want Zack to avenge himself, R & R. I would love it if everyone told me some zany pranks that you have pulled/endured. That would be lovely.

Zack: (Pouting) Please Read and Review! You can't see it, but I'm doing the puppy face!

Genesis: TornAngelWings does not own the Final Fantasy franchise, or else there would be a movie starring me in the collection.

You heard the guys. R&R!! Adieu for now~