Itachi's game rage rant!

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, I would have had the Akatsuki capture Naruto already, along with renaming the show 'Akatsuki', sadly, I do not.

Summary

Itachi plays a video games where he is a playable character and finds he is less than pleased with the results.

At the Akatsuki main base in Amegakure

"You're getting in my way…" Itachi stated flatly as he addressed his opponent "How feebleminded are you?" he asked as Kisame stood ready behind him.

"Do you think you can defeat me?" Tsunade challenged with a flick of her arm, Jiraiya and Orochimaru standing behind her. With that done, Kisame, Jiraiya and Orochimaru jumped into the air and disappeared.

And so the battle began, Itachi leapt to the side to avoid the wave of shuriken that Tsunade had thrown, then another came at him, with a black shadow he appeared behind Tsunade, getting his hands in a seal…

A large sphere appeared around him, just as Tsunade leapt away out of the range of the attack.

The sphere went down and Tsunade rushed forward with a blue chakra aura and proceeded to beat the ever loving shit outta Itachi with a flurry of punches.

Now, with the real Itachi.

He slammed the PS3 controller onto the couch and glared at the screen that had 'You Lose!' in big, bright letters showing him at Tsunade's feet, defeated. "What was that?" he hissed angrily.

"That…" Began Deidara, who was sitting beside the now pissed weasel, "Was you losing to the fifth Hokage." he finished with a mocking grin.

Itachi rounded on the blond and glared, Sharingan swirling "I would never lose to her! Or anyone from Konoha." he growled, "This game is surely mistaken as to what my abilities really are." he added angrily.

"I mean really!" he gestured to the game screen "Since when does the Tsukiyomi have the range of a punch? And I have the Sharingan! Not the Byakugan! How am I able to see in a sphere?! It is ridiculous!" he picked up the controller and started a new match, this time on easy opposed to hard. "Look at this." he ordered doing his character's ultimate jutsu again.

This time the sphere got Tsunade, and a cutscene began, depicting Tsunade standing in a lake and Itachi speaking "Roam your nightmares for the next seventy two hours…" he said coldly as a giant ball of fire descended towards Tsunade.

Then, doing a single seal Tsunade broke the Tsukiyomi.

"See!" yelled Itachi at Deidara, "Does that not seem utterly ridiculous! You must have the Mangekyou Sharingan to break the Tsukiyomi as easily as that! And it takes a huge amount of chakra to break Tsukiyomi with a three tamoe Sharingan! Yet in this game it is apparently capable of being broken by a green spandex wearing fool who knows NOTHING of genjutsu! Let alone how to counter it!"

Deidara stared as Itachi stood there, controller in hand and huffing. "Uh…there's this thing called balancing, where games makers try to make the characters even." he explained awkwardly.

Itachi narrowed his eyes, "Those game designers can take their balance and shove it up their asses!" he yelled and stomped out of the living room, slamming the door as he went.

"Wow…" Deidara sighed "I gotta inform Leader-sama to never let Itachi plays games for awhile." he picked up the controller and began to search for a character. "Hmm, no, no…wait," his mouth dropped open

"I'M NOT ON THIS GAME?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!! UN!"

End.

Short, and just a rant me and my friend came up with is all, well I came up with it, he just argued.