--All is going well in the Naruto world. The war has ended, and Naruto is being named Hokage. But when a group of assassins kills off every villager, Naruto gets put into an induced coma for four years. And when he wakes up, he's set out for revenge. ----Based off of Kill Bill---

Okay, here is my attempt to make a kill bill version of Naruto. Please don't flame me. I know it may not be my best work, but hopefully it's somewhat entertaining. I'm gonna make it work towards the original Naruto plot line, but I'm also going to make it go towards a fanfiction path. A lot of things won't match up with the original plot of both Naruto and Kill Bill, but hopefully you'll get it. Please enjoy!

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

1. Introduction

All was quiet throughout Konoha—a first for the ninja-village… Why, even a stranger when he walked into the village could tell that it was bizarre, much more weirder than weird. In fact, today was the day that the new Hokage be crowned, so . . . where were the people?

✿｡.:**:.｡✿

The only thing that could be heard throughout the whole Hokage residence was the hard breathing of a yellow-haired boy covered in his own blood. Oh, how much his injuries pained him… He felt like dying, and he would've too if he hadn't seen the assassins kill off almost every one of his closest friends and some of his closest friends were part of the assassin group.

. . .

Wait, hold on… What was that?

. . .

Footsteps… Someone was walking towards him, and, the next thing Naruto knew, a soft surface touched his head.

"Do you find me sadistic?" a deep voice said as a pink-haired kunoichi wiped off the sweat coming off of the blood-bathed boy. "Well . . . I'll bet I could fry an egg on your head right now if I wanted to…"

"No, Hanyou…" the voice continued as one of his accomplices grabbed Sakura and pulled her aside.

The kunoichi kicked and screamed, trying to free herself from her captor's grasp, but he knocked her out a few minutes later and placed her next to the blue-haired girl, laying on the floor.

Naruto saw red then. How dare they do that to his teammate! How dare they! Even if she did be-- His thoughts were cut off, and he only reverted his gaze back at the speaker when the voice started speaking again.

"I'd like to believe you're aware enough, even now . . . to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions . . . maybe towards those . . . other jokers but not you. No, Hanyou, at this moment . . ."—the speaker clicked his tongue—"this is me . . . at my most"—Click! There was the sound of a gun being loaded—"masochistic."

"Hyuga… Hinata's--" But Naruto's words were cut off when…

BANG!

The gun went off, and the bullet entered his skull.

OMG! Will Naruto live or die!? Well, actually, you all know the answer to that question, but will Sakura and Hinata live!? Oh, the suspense! Well, the next chapter probably won't be coming up for a really long time, so . . . hopefully you all can wait… Oh, and by the way: hanyou = half-demon; plus, the whole story is called "Shinidoki Hyuga" which means "Time to Die, Hyuga." Yeah, I couldn't make it rhyme. Sorry. Oh, and I added in the Sakura part just to make this thing longer. Plus, what is Naruto (the anime) without Sakura? Please review!

Oh, and let's see if you guys can guess who I got for the Deadly Vipers!