Whenever Wherever

Hidan One Shot

by

Numanife ( Kat )

A/N ~ To NerdyPassionLoves ~ A thanks for always supporting me and for the one spot ~ Your a huge inspiration on me and I hope I'll be able to write like you one day ~ Review And Enjoy ~

I sighed and laid down in my room, thinking about the cold winter that ran past outside. This sucks, I'm basically trapped in here. What's worse, Hidan, a weird man from another village, came to my village and I stupidly fell for him. An S-ranked criminal of the Akatsuki, a Jashinist, a silver haired beautiful man. My life is way too screwed up man. He left today.

What possessed me to fall in love with him? Well, every girl's dream gone wrong I guess;

I was running to catch the invaders of the Snow Country when I tripped off an icey rock. I felt myself falling like a limp rag doll. My arms spilled warm blood as I dropped through the cold weather, hitting off tree brantches and rocks. I caught a glimpse of the land below. It was freezing water cover in a thick sheet of ice. I closed my eyes and prepared for impact. My head crashed against the bare ice, smashing glass like ice through my thick gold hair and into my skin. As I fell through, more and more ice peirced my body. I gasped through water when I finally finished falling. I squinted through the cold water and looked forthe opening in the ice. I finally found it and began to swim towards it. There I saw someone standing by it, bending over to look in on me. I didn't reconize the face, with silver hair and pinkish eyes, but I saw his hand and reached for it. Everything started fading to black and right before I blacked out completely, I grabbed hold of his hand.

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I woke up and looked aroun, confused on where I was. All I saw was my clothes hanging on a brantch a raging fire in front of me. I couldn't feel anything on me but the ground I sat on and a warm cloak. My eyes searched to find where I was, but found nothing but two logs and a tent. I crawled towards to tent and peeked in, noticing the white haired boy from before. He was hugging his knees for warm, silently holding his rosary to his lips and praying. I grabbed the cloak so it covered me, then crawled over to him.

"Excuse, are you the one who saved me?" I ask softly. He jumps a little and turns to look at me, peircing me with his pink eyes.

"Yes I am. Are you dry?" He looked at me for a moment. I nodded and got up to go get dressed. I felt a cold hand touch mine, "Your clothes arem't dry yet, here, use these" He handed me a bundle of clothes. I looked up at him.

"Thank you" He scoffed and turned.

"Get dressed. I took you to take you hostage, not be your friend"

"Then, why are you even giving me the courtesy of wearing your cloak?" I questioned, "As you freeze?"

"Because it's no skin off my fucking bones. I know your past, so I figured Pein could use your Kekkei Genkai." I couldn't help but laugh at his attempt to hid his feelings. I turned and got dressed quickly.

"Come on" He motioned.

"Where are we going?" I ask softly.

"I'm taking you home. You hit your head hard, you won't be any help. You'll just hold me back" He crossed his arms.

"Oh..." I whispered and followed him. "Do you want your cloak back?"

"Not after you naked bleeding ass was on it"

Jackass! "I didn't ask you to help me!"

"No, you made me you bitch!" We both growled at each other.

"I can walk home myself, thanks!" I shouted and walked ahead.

"Look, I'm the fucking reason your fucking head is hurt dammit. Atleast let me walk you home!"

"NO!" I yelled, making him stop.

"Yeah, ALRIGHT FINE BITCH!" He shouted and stormed off in another direction.

Now I miss him, though I only just met him. What a jerk... What a lovely, hot, sexy jerk. Oh well, I had better get to bed.

-- A year later --

It's nearly been a year and I cant get the image of the silver haired jerk out of my mind. My eyes skimmed over the lake I had fallen in. The hole was patched with new ice, covering the existince of my fall. I have several scars on my head, along with my arms and legs. The one thing I don't live without is Hidan's cloak. He had left an extra Jashin rosary in the pocket, along with a few wrappers that I didn't dare touch. I looked up into the skyh and noticed a large bird flying around. It was an off white color, with what seemed like some black flowing around on the top of it. I sighed slightly and began to walk home.

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When I got home, my front door was wide open. I panicked a little, reaching for the rosary I had around my neck. I pulled out a kunai and slipped silently into my house. I secured every room but my own, then slipped into it softly. There sat a blonde boy with a brown haired boy. Both looked bored and as if they were waiting for something. "I helld up the kunai and narrowed my eyes.

"Who are you?" I shouted.

"I'm Deidara, hmm. This is tobi, un. We're here to take you to the Akatsuki" I stubbled back and grabbed my rosary again. Holy shit. "Are you coming, yeah?" I stopped, unsure whether or not I should.

"Alright, I'll go" I said softly.

"That rosary... Yuu-chan, are you a Jashinist?" Tobi asked I stopped and shook my head.

"No, it's someone elses. You probably know him. His name is Hidan" I stated, making Deidara's eyes widened.

"Yeah, we know him, hmm" He said cooly and motioned me to get on the bird. "Come on"

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We flew until we got to a warm place, landing on a giant rock. Tobi helped me off and Deidara made a hand sign, making a rock slide to create an opening for us to get in. I walked into the lead's office cooly.

"Yuu-san?" He asked. I watched him with my red eyes for a moment. "I want you to join the Akatsuki. Your Kekkei Genkai would be quite helpful"

"I suppose" I mutter, knowing that I'm not leaving much behind. He dismissed me after we spoke for a while and I walked down the hall until I got to a door that was slightly open. I leaned in and listened to a very interesting conversation.

"Hidan, was her name Yuu?" Deidara asked.

"Yeah, it was. Why the fuck do want to know shit head?" I heard a familiar voice sound.

"She's here. Right now. She's wearing your rosary, hmm."

"S-She is?"

"Yeah, un"

"Where is she?"

"Talking to Pein" I could hear Hidan get up, so I stepped a few steps back and walked by a little more loudly. He walked out and ran into me.

"Yuu-san?"

"Hidan-san" I said back calmly.

"Your wearing my rosary." I looked away, blushing.

"Y-yeah"

"Oh... Uhh. Fuck... Um. Do you...., Maybe.. dammit..."

"Yeah, I'd love to" I smile softly, realizing he was trying to ask me out. He's not the most romantic boy in the world, but I fell in love with this weirdo.