Ok. Here is a new story. My firends and I one day thought about this and so that's why I started making it.
I'm not so sure this is any good, so I may or may not continue doing it. Oh and sorry in advance for any spelling or grammar mistakes I make!

Chapter 1: Off to who knows where

Lavi was going to die. That was a known fact.

One day, Lavi will be wiped off the face of the earth, and Kanda will the one who is going to do it.

He already had it bad enough, working and going to school with the crazed idiot. But that wasn't enough for Lavi. No. He had to pick Kanda to be the one to drive him off to who knows where with the brat Allen.

Kanda was pissed.

Lavi sat lazily in the passenger seat, holding onto the envelope with sheer happiness on his face. Somehow, the redhead took a picture of the time Allen tripped and fell on him. And of course, he got it at the angle where it looked like that stupid Moyashi was making out with him, which he was now using as blackmail to get him to drive him wherever he wants.

Kanda was now even more pissed.

Lavi started laughing at the teen. He watched Kanda's expression worsen as his grip on the wheel got tighter and tighter.

Kanda wished a car would come. Anything. Even a dang tree would be nice. Then he would make sure Lavi will never make it from the crash. But no. The endless road showed nothing but a few signs here and there reminding the drivers when an exit was coming. Kanda knew already that a sign wouldn't be enough to kill Lavi. Even the scared to death teen in the back seat wouldn't get hurt by that.

Kanda hated his life right now.

"Where are we going," Kanda yelled at Lavi, more of a demand than a question. Lavi slowly turned to him, fiddling with the scarf he always wore.

"Hmmm….I thought I already told you," Lavi frowned, obviously dodging the question.

"Then remind me. Where are we going?" Kanda really hoped a car would come.

"Someplace fun!" Lavi grinned at him. He really wanted to punch him.

"That doesn't tell me where we are going."

"Well we are going--" Lavi gazed down the exit that they just past, frowning.

"What?"

"You missed the exit." Lavi stated pointing back to the road.

Cursing many times under his breath, Kanda turned the car around back towards the exit. He heard a slight yelp in the back of the car as he turned back onto the road.

"What now?" He asked through Lavi's laughs. Allen sat on the ground of the car, having been pushed around as the car drove.

"I told you to put on the seatbelt Moyashi," Kanda growled at Allen.

"And I told you there wasn't one back here!" Allen snapped back sitting down on the seat.

Lavi laughed even harder. "I swear, you guys arguing makes me happy."

At that point Kanda was ready to throw him out the door, even if he still had the envelope.

"Damn it! You still haven't answered my question baka. Where are we going?"

"Oh, we're going to Disneyland!" Lavi cheered happily. "Won't it be fun?"

His answer was silence.

"I can't believe you blackmailed me into getting you to go to a fucking amusement park!" Kanda's punch made impact to Lavi's arm.

"But it will be so much fun!" Lavi whined, rubbing his arm.

"But you said we were going to a buffet!" Allen sighed, knowing it was too good to be true.

"Ah! We will! But in the park!" Lavi grinned at the teen. Allen brightened slightly, but it soon disappeared.

"I don't want to go to an amusement park though Lavi." Lavi started to frown.

"Well, I don't!" Allen shouted at him as Lavi gave him his best puppy dog look. Defeated, Allen sighed.

"Well, as long as we can go I guess--" Allen's head collided into the back of Kanda's seat as the teen put on the breaks to not collide with the car in front. No matter how much he wanted to. Allen backed up to his seat with a groan. Lavi started laughing again.

"Maybe you should put on the seatbelt." Kanda said rubbing the back of his head which Allen hit when he made impact with his seat.

"I already told you there isn't one back here!" Allen yelled.

"I really love you guys," Lavi said grinning.

Kanda really hated the two idiots in his car.

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"Oh! Here it is! Right there!" Lavi pointed excitedly out of Kanda's window. Kanda angrily shoved Lavi back in his seat.

"This is where we are staying?!" Allen said in disbelief. He stared at the most battered and destroyed hotel he has seen in his life. The hotel was at most 2 stories, with shingles missing from the roof and boards across many of the windows, if they weren't already gone. The small box parking lot had many broken and run down cars standing there.

"Why?" Allen muttered to himself. He already felt a headache coming, and the trip had barely started.

"Come on! This was the best place I could find," Lavi said. "And all I could afford."

The best? I would hate to see the worst. Allen sighed and started to open the door. Kanda glared at the building. The hotel sign stood slightly sideways next to a small building, and read Millennium Comet Hotel. Around the name was many stars. Kanda glanced down the road. There was nothing but dirt and a few trees along the road. He saw Lavi staring at the sign with his stupid grin, while Allen was hesitantly walking around what looked to be a pile of bones.

Stupid. Kanda thought, getting ready to drive off.

"Where do you think you're going Kanda?" Lavi asked poking his head in the window.

"Home. Away from you idiots." Kanda sneered. "There is no way I'm staying in a dump like that."

"Aw, come on! I still need you to drive us to the park," Lavi whined. Slowly he held up the envelope and watched as Kanda's expression worsened. Kanda scowled at Lavi before slamming the door to his car.

"That's better!" Lavi said grinning and following Allen into the lobby.

The lobby was just sad. That was the first impression Allen had with it. The whole place was coated in dust and it consisted of two folding chairs, a table, and a desk where someone was sleeping behind. He looked to be around Lavi and Kanda's age, but Allen was sure. The man's skin color was very dark and he wore a white collared shirt and jeans.

"Um, excuse me," Allen asked the man. "Hello? We'd like to check in."

The man opened his eyes and stared. Allen began to feel very uncomfortable. The guy kept staring at Allen, looking up and down. Clearly he liked what he saw for his face brightened up. Oh no Allen thought, for he knew what he was thinking.

"Welcome to the Millennium Comet Hotel," He said, moving a bunch of random papers and magazines from the desk. "My name is Tyki Mikk. How may I help you?" By now Lavi and Kanda were at the desk alongside Allen, but Tyki kept staring straight at him. Lavi stared at the two of them. He suddenly picked up Allen and moved him next to Kanda. He watched at Tyki's eyes followed Allen before glaring at Lavi.

"Kay, well. I called in earlier. Name is Lavi," Lavi said to Tyki. Tyki nodded. He looked through a pile of papers on the desk before he found the right one.

"Hm. Well you see the room you wanted is full. And the others like that are also full. The only one we have is the one bed room," He started to frown.

"You must have a different one," Allen protested. He really didn't want to share a bed with them. Even if he had to sleep on the floor, he didn't really care.

Tyki shook his head. "Most of the rooms have missing windows or holes in the roof. I couldn't let you get stuck in one of those." He leaned closer to Allen. "But if you want, there is room in the lobby…"

"We'll take that one," Allen said. He really hated this place.

Tyki frowned and gave Lavi the key. Lavi smiled as he dragged Kanda along with him to the back door to the rooms.

This will be a long night Allen sighed as he followed.

Like it? Then please review!
I may continue it, but I'm not so sure how far it will go. I will (hopefully) write a second chapter.
If you have any ideas for what they should do, please tell me! :d