"Haruhi you have to wear the Winry outfit, it's the only one left," Tamaki said, pushing the cosplay towards her.

"No way in Hell, Senpai," she growled.

"Haruhi, you know Daddy does not approve of such language!" Tamaki squealed in disbelief.

"It's part of your job," the twins grinned together, "And because you're so flat-chested, even though you're cosplaying as a girl no-one will notice that you are a girl."

"Please, Haru-Chan it's really cute!" Hunny piped in.

"Fine," Haruhi mumbled.

Today's theme at the Host Club had been suggested by Renge. Who also ordered the outfits and demanded they be worn. And the theme was, obviously, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Tamaki had decided as self-proclaimed male lead he should be Edward Elric. Hunny wanted to be a cute character and had settled on wearing Alphonse Elric's armour and had eyeholes cut out in the middle so he could see out of the massively oversized armour. Mori was to be Roy Mustang. The twins were the homunculi Greed, Hikaru, and Envy, Kaoru. And Kyoya agreed to be Jean Havoc. All they needed was their leading girl for Winry Rockbell. And Renge had decided that she to should join in for once and that she should be Riza Hawkeye.

As the doors to the Host Club swung open that day the customers were greet by a room that had transmutation circles scrawled on every possible surface and Renge who greeted them all by telling them how the room was based on the anime Fullmetal Alchemist.

As Hunny and Mori sat with their customers, Hunny nudged him and whispered, "Don't forget that line that Renge wrote for you, Takashi."

Mori sighed before telling the ladies, "My love for you burns as brightly as the fire I snap with these gloves."

This caused the girls to all go berserk and fangirl like crazy.

Renge had wrote such lines for everyone else depending on their character and not-so-silently observed, but did not hesitate to correct them if she thought it was necessary.

Haruhi sat surrounded by her usual customers.

"Haruhi, you make such a cute girl," one commented.

"Thank you. To tell you the truth, I don't particularly know the anime," Haruhi sighed in response.

"You could always come and watch at Father's house one day!" Tamaki interrupted grasping Haruhi's shoulders.

"Don't you have customers?" Haruhi mumbled at him, to try and make him leave her alone.

"I see where I'm not wanted," Tamaki shrunk away, teary eyed.

"Oh Kaoru, I just wish I had you all to myself," Hikaru said in his typical brotherly love style, "If I could I would never let you leave my sights."

"But Hikaru, don't you see how envious I am of all the attention you get from the ladies," Kaoru responded.

"Well improvised," Renge whispered at them.

Eventually the club began to empty of its guests and Renge too left, mumbling something about new exclusive anime and that she needed to see it first.

Haruhi set to work trying to scrub the twin's transmutation circles off the floor, when she happened to notice something out the corner of her eye.

The door to the Black Magic Club room was different again. Not just different, downright strange. It had weird markings all over it and had a strange carving that resembled an eye in the middle.

In a burst of uncharacteristic curiosity Haruhi walked towards the door.

"Haruhi, what're you doing?" the Twins asked her simultaneously.

"The door is different," Haruhi turned to them.

"It is?" Tamaki asked.

"Of course, it's different. It didn't look like this this afternoon," Haruhi said.

"Boss, that door looks familiar to me…" Hikaru started.

"Like we're seen it before," Kaoru completed.

"Maybe on TV or something," they said together.

"Let's just ask Nekozowa Senpai," Haruhi said as she began to push it open.

"Wait! Haruhi!" Tamaki and the twins yelled, it struck them where they recognised it from, but were too late.

The door slid open to reveal a darkness and eyes. It sucked them all in.

So hi everyone!

I just wanna say Ouran and FMA are probably my two favourite animes (well the Melancholy makes three), so I wanted to do a crossover.

I noticed that most FMA and Ouran crossover tend to take place at Ouran so I thought why can't the Hosts go there so I used the door that leads to Nekozowa's clubroom, which changed once during the series and is pointed out by Haruhi.

So I hope you all liked the first chapter and now I have to go upload some other stuff.

Bye~!

Amy.