The Agent Went to the Matrix by Byl Glinka
To the tune of The Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band

The Agent went to the Matrix, he was looking for a host to steal
It was quota time and he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across a man who took the red pill and wished he did not
And the Agent took him to a restaurant and said "Boy let me tell you what.
I guess you didn't know it, but I hate where I am too.
It'll suit your ends if you betray your friends, you can start you life a new."
The boy said, "My name's Cypher, and it might be a sin
But I must have been a clod to ever leave my pod just put me right back in."

Neo shine your combat boots and put your trenchcoat on
A traitor's loose abord your ship he sides with silicon
Morpheus says you're the One to save all humankind
And all you have to do is "Free your mind."

Cypher laid the perfect trap and said "I'll start this show,"
And lighting flew to Tank and Dozer with an eerie glow
And he pulled out Apoc's plug, then he did the same to Switch
And then hassled Trinity just to be a son of a bitch.

[music]

Tank got up and saved the day before the deed was done
And Neo said "Well whaddya know I guess I *am* the One."

Neo shine your combat boots and put your trenchcoat on
'Cause Agent Smith is still alive with powers silicon
Hurry up and kill him with your Kung-Fu action grip
And make it back in time to save the ship

Battle in the Matrix: Neo, Smith!
Prove the prophesy is not a myth
You're a match for Agents blow for blow
Now head for the hard line, Go Child Go!

The Agent fired his bullets and he knew that he'd been beat
When Neo stopped them in mid-air and they fell to his feet.
Then he deleted Smith and then the others turned to run
"It was prophesy you FORTRAN goons I really am the One!"

Ending of the movie - Evil lost
Humanity survived the holocaust
Neo made a phone call and we knew
There is gunna be a Matrix 2!

--Byl