I'm soooooo sorry I haven't updated in a while! And by 'in a while' I mean for like a LOOOOOONG time.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.

P.S. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE! :"

Showering is an experience me and Hummel promise to never speak of ever again. I mean I'm use to showering with other guys (e.g. After Gym) but never this close and never with the princess, Hummel.

His father was decent enough to place to shower heads on either sides of the wall.

The handcuffs had a joint in the middle which you can break for 20 seconds. So it gave us just enough time to take off all the layers of Hummel's clothes. You think undressing is awkward enough, try showering.

"Just don't turn your head" He gulped.

It's hard to describe it. It was a blur of oh-flying-fuck-don't-turn-your-head-don't-fucking-turn-your-head and "Erm, K-Kurt? Can you pass the shampoo?"

Dressing up was harder than dressing down so Mr. Hummel let us off the chain for 1 minute (And he couldn't have done that when we were showering)

I was about to sink in to bed (Yes, Sadly, we have to share Kurt's King sized bed)

When suddenly he tugs on the chains.

"C'mon, Noah. I need to do my nightly routine"

"Do it in the morning"

"Then that wouldn't be nightly wouldn't it, you idiot"

"Smart ass" I said getting up "This better take 5 minutes"

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"Kuuuuuurt! This is taking forever!"

"Just five more minutes"

"That's what you said five minutes ago!"

"Wow, you know how to count! I'm so proud of you, Noah!" He said sarcastically

"Whatever. What do you keep calling me that?"

"Calling you what?"

"Noah"

"That is your name isn't it?"

"Yeah, But every one else calls me 'Puck'"

"Are you seriously an idiot? Seriously!"

"I don't get it"

He let out a dramatic sigh and said "Puck is slang for Ass or Asshole"

"So everyone calls me asshole?"

"Well some people don't know its slang for it so, technically, not everyone"

"I still don't get why you don't call me Puck"

"Noah, If I wanted to call you an ass hole I would say it straight to your face"

"Thank you?"

"You idiot" He muttered "C'mon, Let's get some sleep."

After what seems like 5 minutes of sleep Kurt shakes me awake

"Noooooooah!"

"Conscience?"

"No, You idiot. Wake up!"

"5 more minutes!"

"Oh, Honestly! NOAH PUCKERMAN! Wake the hell up!"

I crack open my eyes and glace at the wall clock. "It's only six. We have 2 more hours before school starts"

"I have to do my laps, fix my hair, pick out clothes, shower, fix my hair, moisturize, eat, last check on homework, look over Glee song list and go to school"

I groaned into my pillow "Damn you, Kurt Hummel"

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