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I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.

I will delete this chapter tomorrow. These are words are just for a fooling word count. But what if I actually wrote a story within this massive paragraph? I could do that. What do you think? Do you think I should do that? What if I did. That would take time and effort. And I have so much to do this week. A psych article to read before 5 pm tomorrow. A Spanish quiz and dramatization Wednesday. And let's not forget about my history paper due Friday that I haven't started on! But I really don't want to do any of that. I'd much rather actually have the time and energy to work on fanfiction. I really would. But there's just so much to do. Who'd have thunk that higher education would be such a timely affair? Not me, friend. (That's a lie.) No, I thought it would all be alcohol and shenanigans. When I walked onto campus and it wasn't exactly like Animal House, one cannot imagine my disappointment. I thought the bros and I would walk onto campus and own the place. Instead I have to do work and write papers and learn. Gosh darn it, learning is such a difficult thing to do. But I am lucky, because I have the opportunity to do so.