Disclaimer: I own iCarly....... And the moon.

What would you do?

What would you do if I asked you on a date?

I would say "as long as your buying, nub." After all, who would say no to free food?

What would you do if I said I didn't love Carly?

I would smile inwardly and tell you "and Carly doesn't love you, never will." Force of habit.

What would you do if I told you you were beautiful?

I would blush, deny it and then tell you to "stop gawking and mind your own business."

What would you do if I told you your eyes were pretty?

I would smile and avoid eye contact.

What would you do if you knew I gave up the sea at school trip so that you could be happy?

I would hug you and thank you, and then tell you "speak of this to anyone and you will wake up handcuffed to Lewbert."

What would you do if I told you that sometimes when I couldn't sleep I would go to Carly's and watch you sleep?

I would suppress the urge to punch you and call you a "perverted creep", before smiling.

What would you do if I told you "we need to talk"?

My heart would fill with hope but I would inform you that "we already are."

What would you do if I kissed you, without warning or cause?

I would kiss you back with all the passion I could muster.

What would you do if I told you I loved you?

I would tell you I loved you back, with all my heart.

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Just a short one shot I've been meaning to write for a while. I forgot the disclaimer so I updated and changed a few things. It's only my second fic and I don't think of myself as a good writer, just an overly-enthusiastic seddie fan, so sorry if its bad :D