Hey, this is just an idea I had. Don't expect it to be updated regurlarly.

This goes for the whole series: I don't own Naruto.

Ch.1 The Mission

Tsunade peered over her hands at the two people in front of her. They had woken her from her nap fifteen minutes ago and, although she couldn't say her mood had improved, she was definitely intrigued.

"So, let me get this straight," she finally said. "You need the best kunoichi at seducing we have for a very difficult and dangerous S-ranked mission?"

"Yes."

"And why didn't you give this mission to one of your own kunoichi?"

Temari no Sabuko grimaced with chagrin. "We have. They've all failed."

The Hokage raised one eyebrow. Interesting.

"Please, Tsunade-sama," Kankuro no Sabuko added. "We're desperate."

The blonde leaned back in her chair and sighed. "Fine, we'll take the mission. Who is the target, by the way?"

"Gaara no Sabuko."

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"What?!" In her shock, the quiet kunoichi Hinata Hyuuga forgot all about her shyness and stuttering. "You're hiring me to seduce your own brother?"

The Sand Siblings were in a bit of shock themselves. They didn't know the Hyuuga heiress well but they remembered her from the genin exams and she was the last one they expected as the best seductress in Konoha.

Somewhat acidly, the black haired girl continued, "I'm assuming you don't want me to kill him at the end, right?"

"Of course not," Kankeru said dismissively. "We just want our little bro to get laid."

Slightly taken aback, Hinata answered, "I see."

"I don't really care about that," Temari added. "But if Gaara is concentrating on something else than me and Shik- I mean, my relationships, then that would be really good."

Now Hinata understood. She could imagine what Neji would be like if she ever dated anyone, and she could sympathize with the blonde.

"So you'll want me to make a bit of an impression?" she asked with a smirk.

"Please."

"All right." Hinata turned to Tsunade and said "This is what I'll need."

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After the silver eyed ninja had left, the brother and sister turned to Tsunade with wide eyes.

"Wow," Temari intoned. "That was- impressive." Kankeru could only nod in agreement.

The Hokage shrugged. "She's been like that for a while, ever since she started going on missions on her own and succeeding. I guess self-confidence can do wonders for a girl. The funny part is, though, that around most in the Village she acts like her old self. Most people, even other ninjas, don't even know how good she is at seducing!"

"Huh," the fan kunoichi said thoughtfully. "I see."

"Know what I see?" Kankeru finally spoke. "One hot chick! Maybe after Gaara's done with her, I'll ask her out!"

Temari smacked her brother in the head then turned to Tsunade. "Thanks," she said. "Now we've got to go."

"Of course," the older woman answered mischievously. "Are you going to visit Shikamaru now?"

"Wha-? No-! Um-! Bye!" With a fierce red blush dominating her features, Temari dragged her younger brother out of the Hokage's office.

Tsunade watched them go and smirked. Temari was definitely going to see Shikamaru. And as for the Sabuko sibling's mission, they might get more than they bargained for.

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