Yikes, I am sorry for not updating in forever. Anyways, I figured that this story has reached the last leg of its journey and that it would need to be ended. So here is my epilogue, otherwise known as Dylan's version of Sonny and Chad's wedding... enjoy.

Dylan pov

Finally after seven months of planning, the worst day of my life arrived. The day that would ruin my life and Bobo's for good. Dud was going to be moving in with us, just the thought made me want to throw all of Dud's things off a cliff while they were set on fire.

"Dylan! Dylan, you better get your butt in here to get dressed! Why can't you be like Tommy? He is a little angel." My dud shouted from the master bed room in our new house, this house was totally lame, I mean my brother can get his own room but Bobo doesn't, I suggested tommy sleep in the dog house, but mommy got angry at me and put me and my swagger in the corner for a time out.

"I am coming pops! geeze don't have a cow!" I responded to dud. Dud then picked me up and tried to force me into a suit.

"I got this gramps! you are going to ruin my hair that I spent more time on than you did on your vows!" I told dud getting dressed by myself. Tommy was sitting on the floor with sandy playing with playdo. How niave they are, they don't even realise that today is the day that their lives will be ruined.

"You ready dude?" Uncle Nico asked coming into du's room and checking on him.

"As ready as I'll ever be!" Dud said, picking up Sandy and taking tommy's hand. He gave me a look that told me to follow him. I picked up and we followed the dud out.

This was one of the most boring things I have ever been to. The dude in the weird hat keeps going on and on about love and unity. Boring!

"If any one objects, speak now or forever hold your peace." The weird old dude said.

Hmm, objections.."I OBJECT!" I shouted from where I was sitting.

"Oh great." I hear Dud mumble under his breath. Mommy looked embarassed from my out burst, but she'll thank me later.

"Dylan!" Mommy shouted once she found her voice.

"Mommy you know this man is a tool, I mean look at him!" I said pointing to Dud.

"Dylan, this man is your father who I love and I need you to accept this, whether you like it or not." Mommy explained. I nodded my head and let the wedding proceed. Mommy and Dud said a few words to eachother and then the weird old guy made them kiss.

Dud was not going to get the final word at all, I'll be back and in a few years, when I'm older… he'll pay.

I may do a follow up onshot in the future if anyone is interested... let me know :)