First of all, I wrote a story about Soubi and Ritsuka's date. Should I put it up?


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Soubi,

Ritsuka was over last night, wasn't he?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

Yes.

-Soubi


Soubi,

Oh~?

No comments about it?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I'm not telling you two anything.

-Soubi


Soubi,

Why not?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

It's something I'd prefer to keep to myself.

-Soubi


Soubi,

How far did you get with him?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

What makes you thing I got anywhere with him?

-Soubi


Soubi,

When we talked to Ritsuka when he got up today he seemed happy.

And he was wearing one of your shirts.

He said you two went on a date.

You brought him home.

Don't deny you two did anything.

The walls are very thin.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

Yes.

Are you happy now?

-Soubi


Soubi,

Really~?

What was it like?

How far did you get?

Why do you look so relaxed today?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I'll never tell.

-Soubi


Soubi,

You're no fun at all!

Just tell us how far you got.

First base?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

Farther.

-Soubi


Soubi,

Farther?

You seem awfully proud of it.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I am.

-Soubi


Soubi,

Second base?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

Farther.

-Soubi


Soubi,

Now way.

You two had sex?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

No.

You skipped a stage.

I assure you he still has his ears.

-Soubi


Soubi,

There's no way he let you get to third.

Picture or it didn't happen.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

Sorry, I didn't think to video tape my sexual encounter with Ritsuka.

-Soubi


Soubi,

Then it didn't happen.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

It did too.

You said it yourselves that the walls are very thin.

-Soubi


Soubi,

Yes…

And we heard everything

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

So you can't deny what I did with him, right?

-Soubi


Soubi,

What was it like?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I don't kiss and tell.

Why are you two so interested in my sex life?

-Soub


Soubi,

We didn't think you had one.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I know what you two are thinking.

Don't you dare try it.

If Kio finds out he'll be storming around the apartment for days.

-Soubi


Soubi,

What are you going to do about it if we do tell Kio?

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I'll lock you in the closet in your room for three days.

-Soubi


Soubi,

You wouldn't do that.

The closet's too small for both off us to fit.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I'll make you fit.

-Soubi


Soubi,

You're bluffing.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

I don't bluff.

-Soubi


Soubi,

You would never do that to us.

-N and Y


Natsou and Youji,

Try me.

-Soubi


Kio,

Soubi had sex with Ritsuka last night.

-N and Y


Soubi,

YOU IDIOT I'M GOING TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID IT WITH A 13 YEAR OLD IF YOU NEEDED TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN A PROSTITUTE OR BETTER YET ME WHAT THE HELL WOULD POSSESS YOU TO DO SUCH A THING YOU ARE A PERVERTED PEDOPHILE AND SHOULD BE ARRESTED I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU

-Kio


Kio,

Please learn some punctuation.

-Soubi


Soubi,

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, DAMMIT. YOU NEED TO LEAVE THAT KID THE HELL ALONE. I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW CREEPED OUT HE IS RIGHT NOW. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST COME TO ME? YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST HIRED A HOOKER INSTEAD OF TAKING IT OUT ON RITSUKA! YOU'RE A REAL CREEPER, YOU KNOW THAT? YOU NEED TO BE THROWN IN JAIL SO THAT YOU CAN NO LONGER MOLEST LITTLE BOYS ON THE STREETS.

-Kio


Kio,

I think your caps lock key is broken.

-Soubi


Soubi,

MY GOD, STOP IGNORING MY ACTUAL QUESTIONS AND RESPOND TO ME, DAMMIT. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE TREATED VERY WELL IN PRISON WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT YOU MOLEST LITTLE KIDS. I BET THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR FIRST OFFENSE. HOPEFULLY RITSUKA WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

-Kio


Kio,

He consented.

-Soubi


Soubi,

We told Kio that you had sex with Ritsuka~!

-N and Y


Soubi,

what?

-Kio


Ritsuka,

Did you consent to Soubi last night?

-Kio


Kio,

I knew you'd find out somehow.

And yes, I did.

You seriously think that he'd do something with me if I didn't consent?

-Ritsuka


Ritsuka,

-Kio


Natsou and Youji,

You two are dead.

-Soubi


WHAT IS THIS, ANOTHER UPDATE?

WHY YES, IT IS.

So, I wrote a story about Soubi and Ritsuka's date. From this chapter you can tell that it would be...mature, or at least the last part is.

I hope this is still T rated...XD if you don't know what first, second, and third base are, you may want to look it up on urbandictionary

Please review!

~Wolfe