Saix After Dentist

by CheshireCat2010

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts and I was not involved with the "David After Dentist" video. This is a parody.

Summary: After Saix's dental surgery, he feels a little funny. Xemnas just HAD to record this one.

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"-surgery."

Xemnas had just turned on his camera, and it was focused the blue-haired man in the back seat.

"Yeah, I know. How did it go?"

Saix's head whirled around slightly. "I didn't feel anything," his voice sluggish with the effect of the painkillers. "Ughh…I feel funny."

"Kinda felt good, didn't it?"

Saix groaned. His bright yellow eyes were now focused on Xemnas. "Is this real life?"

"Yeah, this is real life," replied Xemnas, trying to contain his laughter.

"Okay, now…okay, now I…" Saix's looked down at his extended index fingers. "I have two fingers."

"Good," said Xemnas.

"Four fingers…"

"Four fingers." Xemnas was wondering what the hell was going on in Saix's drug-induced mind. Whatever it was, it was entertaining…until Saix tried to touch his mouth.

"No! Saix! Don't put that in your mouth." Xemnas shouted. Saix put his hand down. "You feel good?"

"I can't see anything." Okay, what?

"Yes, you can," said Xemnas in a this-is-unbelievable tone of voice. At that moment, Saix looked like he was about to fly the coop. A Diviner high on painkillers would not be good. "Stay in your seat," he said.

Saix proceeded to let out a blood-curdling scream that, for lack of better terminology, made Xemnas flinch a little. The blue-haired Diviner then collapsed back into the seat. Xemnas tried as best he could to hold back chuckles.

"I don't feel tired." Saix said.

"You don't?" Xemnas inquired.

Saix shook his head in a negative response, then allowed his gaze to fall back on Xemnas. "Do I have stitches?"

"Yeah," said Xemnas, quietly.

"Do…do I have stitches?" Saix inquired again.

"Yes," replied Xemnas, only louder this time. Did the painkillers affect his hearing, too?

"On my teeth?" Saix asked, pointing to his mouth.

"Yes. Don't touch it. Don't."

Saix put his hand back down. "Why can't I touch it?"

"Because it will ruin the stitches."

"You have four eyes."

"Yeah," said Xemnas. Evidently, the medicine was making Saix see double.

"I…I feel funny," said Saix. "Why is this happening to me?" Oh dear, negative side effect.

"It's alright, Saix. It's just from the medicine," said Xemnas, trying to calm Saix down.

"Is this going to be forever?" Saix asked, his tone indicating a state of worry.

Xemnas laughed a little. "No, it won't be forever," he assured.

Saix stared at Xemnas for a moment, then let his head fall into his lap. Xemnas laughed, turned around, and turned off the camera. "So this is what Saix is like on painkillers," he thought to himself. "No wonder he doesn't like them."