Author's Note: I don't know who's scarrier: Lady Gaga or Kefka. Well, now they are together for this. I don't own the song "Poker Face" nor do I own Kefka. They all belong to their respective ownsers and creators, be that Lady Gaga or Square Enix.

Enjoy guys!

Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I wanna rule the world like no one's done before,
Burnt, crispy, rare, well-done anything will do
I love it
All I do is simply kill that band of oh so do gooders,
And then I'll have a barbeque in stupid Figaro.

O-ho-ho-oh, o-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Aren't you hot?
How 'bout a nice freeze.

O-ho-ho-oh, o-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Aren't you hot?
How 'bout a nice freeze.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

They've never seen some one with so much power like me,
First I'l freeze 'em then I'll zap 'em, filling me with glee!
So crazy!

Russian roulette is not the same without a gun,
But who needs one when you can shoot
fire from your hands!
Ha!

O-ho-ho-oh, o-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Aren't you hot?
How 'bout a nice freeze.

O-ho-ho-oh, o-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Aren't you hot?
How 'bout a nice freeze.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I will tell you all the truth:
You're all losers and you're failures in everything.
I'm only happy when I see someone else crying.

Gonna play you like a toy,
And when I'm done with you
Then you'll see, you'll see,
I'm the greatest! No doubt!

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

Can't beat my, can't beat my
No they can't be my magic blast!
I won't be a mama's boy.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.

I hate hate hate hate you,
I hate hate hate YOU!
Hate, Hate, Hate, Hate.