A/N-thingy: a new chappie!

I thank Yoite's eating habit for giving me this idea.

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It was bound to happen.

Gobble. Chomp. Gobble. Gulp. Pause. Slurp. Gobble. Chomp. Gobble. Gulp. Pause.

"... More."

I look up in surprise at the plate that Yoite had managed to empty of its contents in less then a minute.

That was pretty surprising, even for him, since its contents had been enough for a meal for about six, hungry full-grown men.

It could've just been my imagination but the youth had seemed to be less and less patient with his food lately.

"Did you even bother to chew your food properly before swallowing it?" I sigh as I fill his plate with more food before returning it to the male who was now glaring at me.

"No need to get angry at me. I'm just making sure you take care of yourself, that's all."

I sigh again when my comment goes completely ignored and the youth turns his full attention to his now-full plate.

"Try taking it easy a bit, Yoite. I don't want you to choke or anything."

Gobble. Chomp. Gobble. Gulp. Slurp. Gobble. Chomp. Gobble.

Gulp. Gulp. Gulp. Gghjuwwlp –

"Y-yoite!? Dammit, you're choking, aren't you? You idiot! This is why you should listen to me when I talk!"

Gghjuwwlp. Gag. Cough. Gag.

"Dammit, you brat. You're lucky I know the Heimlich maneuver! Turn around and hold still!"

Gag. Cough. Cough. Gag. Gag. Cough.

"..."

"Yoite, you okay?"

Cough."... I'm f-fine now."Cough.

"Good... Then could you tell me exactly why you just coughed up your chopsticks!?"

"... I was hungry."


Choking on chopsticks. Wait, is that even possible?
Oh, well, even if it isn't possible, I'm sure Yoite will somehow manage to pull it off.

I hope you've enjoyed it ~

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