Disclaimer: This is a parody on a scene from the Twilight movie (with some tweaks of my own to fit the situation) using characters from Axis Powers: Hetalia. Both works belong to their respective owners. I own neither. Even the part with Grandpa Rome sending a message to Germany is from a piece of fanart I found. The bunny is mine, though. ^^

Reference video - /watch?v=fu9-WT5b9BY

Germany sat silent on a fallen tree in the forest. He was finally away from that Italy kid and could write in his diary in peace. He opened his notebook and began to write.

"He's impossibly fast when retreating. He always exposes a gratuitous amount of skin; I'm afraid he'll catch a cold. Also, he never opens his eyes.… It's starting to worry me-"

There was a rustling sound in the foliage behind him. He whipped around and raised his gun. Ready for an attack from the Allies, he kept alert. When nothing happened, Germany sat back down and continued writing.

"Sometimes, he says a strange phrase that I don't know the meaning of. In fact, as I write this, I feel like I can hear him. He only drinks wine and only eats pasta. He's constantly sunbathing-"

There it was again. That blasted noise. He stood up and headed towards the moving bushes. He was sure that – any minute now –China would jump out of the trees and smack him in the head with a wok. Not this time. No sir, not today!

Germany let out a battle cry and jumped over the bushes! What he saw made all the confidence in him collapse as he rolled his eyes. He walked over to the oversized box of tomatoes and kicked it. He could hear someone murmur a sad, whimpering "ve". Germany sighed, obviously annoyed. His "Quiet Time" was once again disturbed by Italy.

"Oi! Italy! What the hell are you doing in there?" Germany yelled, kicking the box once more.

There was a pause.

"Nothing….," replied the box.

Germany, his Impatience Meter slowly rising to a level 7 on a 1-10 scale, threw open the lid and pulled out a strange looking - and strangely frightened -Italy. What exactly was so strange? He had no shirt on and looked like a glitter factory threw up on him. Around his neck was a sign saying:

"A present from one great power to another. Have fun!!" Below the message was a winking smiley face, the unmistakable signature of Grandpa Rome.

Germany repressed the urge to shout some obscenities at a certain fallen empire. Instead, he clenched his fist and took a deep, cleansing, therapeutic breath. "How long have you been there?" he asked.

The brunette cleared his throat and, after another pause, answered with, "A while…."

Germany put the Italy down and began to walk away. "You're such a--." He wouldn't finish the sentence, but instead continued on his way home. He heard Italy run up behind him.

"Say it. Out loud." The little Axis Power seemed genuinely curious, so Germany couldn't help but comply.

"Tomato Box Fairy."

Once again, to follow the rule of three, the bushes rustled. This time, Germany was caught completely off guard. Images of his humiliation at the hands of the Allies terrified him and he screamed in horror. Just then, a bunny materialized from its hiding place, met gazes with the blond, twitched his nose, and promptly hopped away. Italy broke the silence.

"Veeeeeeeee~? Germany. Are you afraid?"

"NO!" He yelled. Germany then gathered his shattered pride and began to make his way home. Italy quickly began following him, commenting about how scared the guy looked when the bunny appeared. Germany denied the event happened the entire time.

I hope you liked it. I plan to write more Twilight/Hetalia parodies (if you want me to… maybe), along with a couple APH fanfics using my own ideas. Please comment! I'll take whatever constructive criticism you have.