~Okay, so this little short story is just something that's been making me laugh ever since I thought about it two days ago. I will warn you, there is some brief lemony stuff, but don't worry. Also, pertaining to the name, you will see your favorite characters doing stuff they would never do.

Also, I don't own these characters (Enjoy! )

Alice's Idea (Intro)

Emmett sat on the Cullens big couch and sighed heavily. Everyone was home, but no one knew what to do. Carlisle's boss practically forced him to go on vacation. Esme didn't know what to cook. And everyone else just didn't know what to do. There was nothing on TV, and they've watched their movies at least a trillion times. Emmett sighed heavily again.

"Okay, we get it!" Edward snapped. "You're bored. You don't have to sigh every 2 seconds." Emmett tilted his head back and stuck his tongue out at Edward. This time, Bella sighed.

"I love being a vampire and all, but eternity can be ultra boring if you have nothing to do." She drawled.

"You're telling me? Killing myself seems like more fun than sitting here." Jasper muttered.

"Jasper!" Rosalie yelled, pointing at Reneesme. "You're not much of a role model!"

"Oh, please," Jasper exhaled. "She's heard worse. Edward just gave her "the Talk" the other day. Her innocence is in hell. Especially with Bella's bad explanation for what an orgasm is─"

"Jasper, I would watch where you're going with that sentence if I were you." Bella snarled. Jasper was about to make a smart-ass remark, but Alice jumped down from the chair she was sitting on and put herself between Jasper and Bella.

"Okay, everyone just shut the hell up!" Alice shouted. Rosalie put her hand over her face and sighed impatiently.

"Can we please stop cursing in front of the child, because I feel like I'm about to lose it." Rosalie begged. Everyone looked at Reneesme, whom was listening to her iPod. She was oblivious.

"Okay, Rose, that's not the point." Alice stopped Rosalie before she could say anything else. "I have an idea. An idea that will make this day ultra fun!" she exploded with glee. She looked like a kid stuck in Disneyland.

"What exactly is your plan?" Carlisle asked cautiously. Everyone knew how creatively dangerous Alice could be. Once, she told Carlisle to show up to work shirtless, which ended in fifty patients having a heart attack.

Alice grinned at the question; that was the question she was hoping for. "It's like Truth Or Dare, except you don't get to choose truth! Each of us will grab a sheet of paper, go off to somewhere secluded, and then right one thing that the rest of us would never do."

"You're saying we have to write one thing for each person in the family, not including ourselves, that that person wouldn't do?" Esme jumped with glee. "Oh, goody! That sounds fun!"

"Oh dear God, why am I so suddenly scared?" Carlisle muttered.

"Wait," Emmett interrupted, "what happened after we write the stuff down?"

"Easy! Then that person has to do each of the things everyone wrote down. And they have to do it, so no chicken shits, okay?" Alice grinned evilly. Carlisle shuddered.

"What happens if we chicken out?" Bella asked nervously. Alice turned her malicious smile towards Bella.

"We'll all decide on three things you shouldn't do in Wal-Mart." Bella cringed into the wall, making Emmett laugh out loud.

"Hey," Reneesme called out suddenly. Everyone looked at her in shock. No one noticed she was listening.

"What is it, sweetie?" Bella crooned. Reneesme stood up quickly, making her white summer dress twirl around her.

She smiled. "Can I play?"

Emmett laughed darkly. "if you can handle it…" Rosalie glared.

"Absolutely no─" Rosalie began.

"Of course you can sweetie!" Bella laughed. "But don't think I'll go easy on you!"

Reneesme looked at Bella mischievously. "Ah, but don't think I'll go easy on you!"

With that, everyone grabbed a sheet of paper, a pencil, and when out to make their devilish lists.

To Be Continued… lol