Night at the museum: Kahmunrahs revenge

Disclaimer: I dont own NATM ,If i did i would let you know and maybe make a 3rd movie.

Ok so this is the first fic i've done for this particular fandom and since i don't know what you guys like I'll just go with it ! One more thing Jed and Octavius rule!

Chapter one: New arrivals.

It had been a long night for Larry and he was ,for once ,looking forward to the sun coming up ,only two hours left. Nothing had went right all night , The Easter island head had run out of "gum-gum", Attila the Hun was in a bad mood with everyone which wasnt good. Jedediah had a new found fear of sand and it would be a nightmare trying to tempt him back into the wild west before the sun came up,but Larry supposed he could always pick the little cowboy up and take him there which he would more than likley have to do. And Teddy for once was being no help he was to busy with Sacajawea ,they were acting like a pair of love struck teenagers and were taking a ride around the museum on Texas.

Larry had been told that morning that some new additions for the Egyptian exhibit were going to arrive the next morning,that, and everything else that was happening was seriously stressing Larry out. He sat on the desk and just watched the chaos going on around him until it was time for everyone to go back to their places for another day. As expected Jedediah refused point blank to go back to the wild west and also as expected Larry had to pick him up and take him back which got a very angry outburst from the little cowboy.

"I told you I dont like to be man handled!" Jed yelled as Larry picked him up and began to walk to the hall of miniatures.

"Right now I don't really care" Larry said "You have to go back to the wild west before the sun comes up and since you were refusing to go your getting carried there"

"There ain't no way I'm going back to that death trap of a sand box!"

"To bad" Larry said and he put Jed down in the wild west and then locked the case and walked away while Jed glared daggers at him from behind the glass.

On his way back to the front hall Larry ran into Ahkmenrah who was heading back to his tomb.

"Hey Ahk" Larry said ,deciding that now was a good time to tell Ahkmenrah about the additions to his tomb instead of him getting a surprise the next night when he woke up "listen I've been told that there are gonna be new things put in your tomb and possibly another person so you know don't be surprised if you wake up and someone else is there with you"

"OK thank you Larry" Ahkmenrah said before going back to his tomb for the day.

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The next night Larry sat on the desk in the front hall waiting for the sun to go down . That night,Sunday , was the only night of the week that the museum wasn't open late so the museum was silent save the sound of Larry tapping his fingers on the desk, impatiently waiting for the sun to go down. When just sitting got boring Larry took a walk around the museum. He ended up in the Pharaohs tomb where ,sure enough there was a few new artifacts and another Egyptian coffin .It was shut ,as Ahkmenrah's had been ,so the person inside wouldn't be able to get out when they came to life. But that gave the rest of the museums occupants time to get to the tomb to greet this new person who ever it was.

The sun finally began to set and Larry went around letting the occupants of the museum out of their cases with instructions to go to the Pharaohs tomb. After letting the last person ,Sacajawea,out of her case they walked together to Ahkmenrah tomb where the rest of the exhibits were already gathered looking at the coffin thing the new person was inside ,waiting.

"Ok ,Hi everyone" Larry said "well you've by no doubt all figured out why your gathered here,we have a new person with us" He gestured at the coffin thing behind him " so I want you all to be nice to him when I let him out"

"As long as its not another one of his cooky relatives " Jed said pointing at Ahkmenrah " I ain't gonna have a problem"

" Its OK Jed , I doubt this Egyptian is gonna put you in an hour glass " Larry said " But out of interest Ahk, is this another relative?"

"No" Ahkmenrah said "This coffin has a different design from the one my family used" (did egyptians have different designs on those things I dont know I didnt take history)

"There you go Jed ,not another relative" Larry said and Jed nodded satisfied at that.

"Ok Im gonna let him out now" Larry said and he opened the coffin and a thing wrapped in gauze stepped out . The covered hands began tearing at the gauze at the face and finally the persons face was free . The face was not what anyone had expected ,they had expected a man this person was so obviously female that Larry felt stupid for saying him instead of her . She had unwrapped the rest of the gauze now and everyone stared at her . She had long black hair that fell to her waist,big dark brown eyes framed by long lashes set in the tanned skin of Egyptians. She was wearing a long white dress that dragged along the ground and all the gold jewlery a woman could want plus a cold circlet on her head like a crown.

The Woman said something to Larry in ancient Egyptian . Larry shook his head . Ahkmenrah then said something in Ancient Egyptian to the woman who didn't even look at him. She was too busy looking around her at the inhabitants of the museum.

"Sorry" She said " I had no idea you spoke English ,Hello ,Im Osena"( pronounced Oh-sen-ah)she smiled "should have been queen of Egypt that didn't exactly happen ,the person i was supposed to marry ,Ahkmenrah, he died before we got married,well they say he died , I still say his brother Kahmunrah killed him"

At that Jedediah yelled " I wouldn't put killing his own brother past Kamunrah the evil..." He was silenced by Octavius who had really had enough of the "Kahmunrah" rants.

Osena looked at the cowboy for a second and then picked him up by the back of his tiny vest.

"Hey I don't like to be man handled!" Jed yelled at her

" Do I look like a man to you ?" she asked with every intention of dropping him if he said yes

"No but ... the feelings are still the same!" Jed yelled " Put me down !"

She put him back on the floor next to Octavius who was laughing at the cowboys obvious discomfort at being picked up.

" Osena " Ahkmenrah said and this time she turned to face him. At this point the rest of the museums occupents went back to doing whatever it was they were doing.

" Ahkmenrah " she said smiling then she frowned " Ahkmenrah!" she said again not all that pleasantly

"Osena" Ahkmenrah said again " your looking ...well"

"yes I am well, you look good ,nice tablet" The conversation took an awkward turn and went silent untill Osena asked "Where exactly am I ?"

" Your in the Natural History Museum in New York " Ahkmenrah said

" Oh ,have you been here long?" Osena asked

" Yes I've been here a while"

" And Kahmunrah?"

" Long gone into the under world" Ahk said ,Osena didn't ask any more questions on that subject so Ahk took her on a tour of the mueseum introducing her to the inhabitants as they met them .

Things looked like they were getting of to a good beginning ......... or were they ?

OK I'm done this chapter ,if you like it review ,if you don't like it review and tell me why and i'll try and change it anyway just review.

I know this isn't historically accurate or anything so please don't hate for that i suck at history anyway so i would do it my way anyway. REVIEW! please.