A/N: MWUAHAHAHHA! THE SEQUEL!!!! This is the sequel to "The Takeover." lol….Again, for DD and my Seussical buddies….Especially our Sour Kangaroo….lol…enjoy!
Disclaimer: I Don't Own NOTHING! I'm JUST A FAN!!!!!
Ty Pennington: GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING GOODMAN FAMILY!
Diana: WTF? Did you hear that?
Dan: Hear what?
Ty: COME ON OUT!
Diana: That.
Dan: Oh.
*Natalie rushes in*
Natalie: Are we being arrested?
Ty: I SAID COME ON OUT! NOWWWWWW!!!!
Natalie: I DIDN'T DO IT!
*Everyone gets carried away by Mongo, Ty's body guard*
Natalie: I have just been VIOLATED!
Ty: Shut up, man. We're live.
*Corny smile*
Diana: What's going on?
Ty: Your house has been selected to be renovated on…
Design Team: EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION!
Dan: You're kidding, right?
Ty: No. We're not!
Diana: We never submitted anything.
Ty: MONGO! Play the tape…
*On the tape*
*Enter Diana, Dan, and Natalie puppets*
Dan Puppet: Hello, there! I'm an insensitive monkey, I MEAN DAN GOODMAN!
Diana Puppet: I'm Diana, the crazy one!
Natalie Puppet: And I'm Natalie, the emotionally unstable teenager!
Dan Puppet: Several years ago, we lost our darling, amazingly perfect, handsome, talented, awesome little bundle of joy, Gabe.
Diana Puppet: LET US OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR GABE!
*silence*
Natalie Puppet: And then we found out that my mom was a psychopath and had to be put in an asylum.
Diana Puppet: ASYLUMS AREN'T AS FUN AS THEY SEEM!
Dan Puppet: We need a new house.
Diana Puppet: Uhhh…what he said!
All Puppet: BYE ABC!
*in real life*
Dan, Diana, and Natalie: *stand with jaws hanging*
Ty: So, yeah. We'll be sending you away from your home and all your friends and family for a whole week while we build you a new house!
Diana: But I have an appointment on Wednesday.
Natalie: And my recital's tomorrow.
Ty: YOU'RE GONNA GO ON VACATION AND YOU'RE GONNA ENJOY IT!
Diana: Yes sir…
Scene 2:
Ty: Ok, Design Team. We've promised the Goodmans that when they return from their forced vacation that they'll have a new house! So here to help us today is their son GABE!
*Gabe enters*
Gabe: That video was amazing, was it not?
Ty: Wow. You are so full of yourself.
Gabe: Ok, so I have this all planned out and- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
*I walk forward in a hard hat*
Me: Hi Gabey. You didn't think you abandoned me after the last story, did you?
*Gabe silently begs for mercy*
Me: I'm so excited that Ty recruited me to be on the Design team!
Gabe: Nice one…
Me: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES!
Gabe: Dear Lord, save me…
Paige the Carpenter: She's perfect for the job! Now let's get started!
Scene 3:
Ty: So this is the living room!
Me: It's so…bland.
Gabe: What did you expect? Kiamo Ko?
Me: Let's jazz it up!
Gabe: Ugh….
*in the kitchen*
Ty: This is the kitchen!
Me: Hmmm…very clean…
Gabe: Oh my God, can we just get rid of her?!
Ty: No, Gabe. That would be mean!
Gabe: Why does everyone always take her side?
Ty: That's cuz she writes these.
Gabe: Oh yeah.
*In Natalie's room*
Me: Again…bland. OMG! Look! *picks up a bottle* M&Ms!
Gabe: Those aren't M&Ms.
Me: But they look so colorful and delicious…
Gabe: NATALIE IS A DRUG ADDICT YOU MORON!
Me: Oh, yeah. I forgot about that…
*Enter Henry: musician, romantic, and philosopher king*
Henry: Oh, hey Natalie, I was just coming over to say-Who are you?
Me: *wide eyes*
Gabe: You, this is Henry. Henry this is…it.
Me :*hugs Henry*
Henry: Just one question: WHERE THE HELL IS NATALIE?!
Me: She's on a forced vacation in Alaska! We're from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition! You cam just in time to watch us salvage things from your girlfriend's room!
Henry: Um, great?
*Dan and Diana's room*
Me: Man, your parents need some decorating skills.
Gabe: Just shut up.
Me: Never…
Me: *Stares at Gabe*
Gabe: *Stares at watch*
Henry: *Stares at us* Well, this was momentarily awkward.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Henry: Did I say something to amuse you?
Me: See? He DOES get all the stupid remarks!
Henry: Making fun of my use of language is very counterproductive.
Me: Dude, speak ENGLISH!
Henry: Making fun of Henry, bad. Leaving Henry alone, good.
Gabe: You see what I mean? Just look at it!
*I spin around humming Seussical*
Gabe: It's disgusting!
Me: Are you talking about me? Huh? Are you? Are you?! ARE YOU?!?!?
Henry: I get the point…
Scene 4:
*Enter Double Agent DD*
DD: Well, since my evil leader died in the first installment of this series, I have to find a new evil person to be a minion to…
*Enter Sour Kangaroo*
Sour Kangaroo: I'M A SOOOOOOOUUR KANGAROO!
DD: That works!
Sour Kangaroo: AND THE YOUNG KANGAROO IN HER POUCH SAID, "ME TOOOOO!"
DD: Referring to oneself in third person that's…cool…
Sour Kangaroo: Have you ever noticed that the chick who writes these is very self-centered?
DD: Yeah…
Sour Kangaroo: And you're inferior to her!
Danamite: Yeah!
Sour Kangaroo: SHE'S A NASTY LITTLE PYSCHO!
DD: YEAH!
Sour Kangaroo: Ok, you can be my sidekick. CUZ SHE'S THE BIGGEST BLAME FOOL!