Both: We are in a Crack Note mood for whatever reason that is non-apparent…
Marks: So therefores we shalls write some.
Scars: Pshyeah!
Marks: Yay-ith.
Scars: DISCLAIMER! WE ALMOST FORGOT THE DISCLAIMER!!!!!
Marks: Oh, yeah… Um… We don't own Death Note or anything Associated with it. Yay?
Scars: Not yay. More like 'sigh'.
So therefores we get on with it… Now.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! CAEDA!!!!!!!" Matt collapsed falling off his bed with a thud then letting out a quiet. "Nuuuuu…"
"…" Mello leaned over the side of his bed to see Matt banging his head into the ground…
WTF? Okay… yeah, I realize it's more than just a game but really?
"Um, Caeda…?" He asked.
Matt looked up with a duh look. "Princess chick who kills things and rides a Pegasus…" He replied a matter-of-factly.
Mello made an absolutely disturbed look. "UNISEX!!!!!! GAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
As he shrieked he fell off the bed in an attempt to run in horror but fell on Matt in a rather compromising position.
"Hey there…" Matt replied awkwardly, blushing.
Mello stared at him as a thousand fantasies ran through his mind. Fun.
"Matt, Mello!" Linda burst through the door on a scene that would make Fangirls rave, causing her to have a terrible nose bleed all over her dress. "Um, should I leave?"
"No it's not…"
"You see… ummm…"
"Fell and…"
"Caeda…"
"…Unisex." Mello finished with a shiver.
"…" Linda needed to go do a multitude of things to clear her mind because of their explanation of which they left blanks open causing terrible imagery that she kinda liked making her slightly more revolted.
"Um, so why are you here…?" Matt tried to change the subject.
"Um, you guys got any duct tape?"
"…"
"Why do you need it…?"
"That's confidential."
"…"
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"Light, come on. " L walked towards the front door to Whammy's.
"L… Is it necessary I meet these children…?" Light asked angrily, he really wanted to be home happily writing away in the death note.
"Misa-Misa wants to see the orphans~!" Misa bounced happily, implying that she had far too much sugar.
"Yes it is, now hurry up." The detective droned apathetically waving him in as he opened the door.
Light walked in mumbling with Misa prancing behind her… "They're far too happy this must be stopped, soon… My precious, soon… Soon we will kill them all!" He whispered in a voice that sounded a lot like Golem as he stroked his black note book and held it possessively.
"Light…?"
"Oh, it's nothing" he relied putting away the book quickly.
Up 50 percent… L thought as he guided the two inside.
"…they're most impressive intellectuals, and most have a fair chance at succeeding me one day soon if I am to fall-" L guided them into the main room where sadly he walked in on the worst possible scenario.
"…" Misa, L, and Light stood speechless as they watched.
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Many of Whammy's brightest hung off the chandelier as others threw strange items.
One boy streaked across the scene as innocent passersby had nosebleeds and shielded their eyes, some scared for life others needing to visit the bathroom for strange unspoken reasons.
Near tried desperately to scrub off a matching sharpie mustache and unibrow… obviously drawn on by Mello and Matt.
BOOM!
A small explosion made the TV shatter everywhere hitting Roger as he pursued a young boy who ran off during his lecture on how it's necessary to flush the toilet.
"GAH!!! My back!" Roger yelled as he fell over then began to rock back and forth yelling. "Help I've fallen and I can't get up!"
"That was awesome." Mello observed the results of their minor explosion.
"Most definitely, Mells." Matt, replied high-fiving him at their latest success.
"Let's blow up something else!"
"But what…?" He replied pondering the subject only to be interrupted…
"BUTT WHAT! WHAT UP IN THE BUTT?" Some strange child danced by singing repeatedly.
"That's what Mello said." Matt replied laughing a little.
Mello face palmed and slugged Matt in the gut and then tripped over the singing kid before stalking away only to be stopped by Roger who grabbed him by the ankle.
"MELLO!!!!!!! WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!" He bellowed angrily from the floor.
Mello wrenched his leg away. "AW, VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!! MATT!!!!!! WE GOTTA RUN!!!!!"
"LoL WiZaRd SwEaRs! TeE hEe!" The crazy Harry Potter obsessed kid jumped up and down.
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"Ummmm…" L said without explanation for the chaos.
"Your orphans are very… er, interesting." Light mused as he watched.
"THEY'RE SO UBER KAWAII!!!!!" Misa jumped up and down making Light's headache grow worse.
"We should've booked a hotel, maybe…"
"Is it too late to leave…?"
Before the detective could answer a retreating Matt and Mello caught sight of them.
"HEY, LOOK EVERYBODY!!!!! IT'S L!!!!!!" They yelled before glomping their hero affectionately. Suddenly a wave of orphans crashed down swarming L making all attempts of escape futile.
"AHHHHH!!" He yelled startled.
"It's not, is it…?" Light said with a sigh.
"MSA-MISA LIKES THIS PLACE ALREADY!!!" Misa screeched.
Ugh.
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