A/N: Hey everyone. I am sorry I have been absent for a while but I will continue Living and Loving Through Pain since I'm on break. So here it is ANIME GAMES!
'italics and apostrophe' thinking
Italics and bold singing
Mayya: Hello and welcome to the first annual Anime Games!
-crowd cheers-
Alexis: Why don't we show participants?
Mayya: Okay first up is Light Yagami!
-Fangirls go crazy-
Fangirls: Light! Light! I love you!
Alexis: Let's talk to the fangirls.
Fangirl #1: Yeah I like Light because he's smart, fu..
Fangirl #2: Oh my God! Oh my God! OMG! I love you Light! One day we're gonna get married! We'll have ten kids that look just like you! Light! Light! Look! This is my social security number! And my address! And all the stores I shop t! And! And! And…
-Alexis punches her-
Alexis: Shut up! Anyway he's mine.
-Mayya sweat drops-
Mayya: Light if you win have your own create-a-world set.
Light: What the?
Mayya: You get to create your own world and the people in it and the rule over it as God!
Light: You are all going down! -Pulls out death note-
Mayya: Put that away!
Security Guard: Put that away sir!
Light: Come on!
Security Guard: Put it away!
Light: Come on!
Security Guard: No!
Light: Come huh? –Looks at Security Guard's nametag- ' Louis Alester hmm?' –Scribbles in death note-
Security Guard: Sir I… -Goes in the street in traffic and starts singing Barbie girl-
I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Wrapped in…ahh!
-Gets hit by a bus-
-Alexis turns to Light-
Alexis: You are so cool.
Mayya: Alexis just say the next contestant.
Alexis: Okay next is L.
L: Hello.
Alexis: L if you win you will get a Jr. Detective Kit and a delicacy of sugar cubes.
L: I find this most sufficient.
Mayya: Yeah okay…Misa-Misa?
Misa-Misa: Yeah?
Mayya: Um if you win you can get the biggest pop star career and um your dream wedding to um um Light. –Flinches-
-Misa smiles like an idiot-
-Alexis slaps misa then oogles at Light-
Misa: Light when Misa wins we can get married.
Light: What have you done?
Mayya: Anyway next is Matsuda.
Matsuda: Hi peoples!
Mayya: Idiot! Now if you win you will get a giant pink teddy bear!
Matsuda: Yay!
Mayya: Hah I knew it you're gay!
Matsuda: Huh?
Mayya: Nothing. Your real prize is a top rank in the police maybe a higher detective rank because we all know you can't get there by yourself.
Matsuda: Huh?
Mayya: Nothing.
Alexis: My turn. Next is Yagami, Detective Yagami.
Detective Yagami: Good afternoon.
Alexis: If you win you will finally be able to figure out who Kira is!
Detective Yagami: Finally!
Light: That's not such a good idea.
Detective Yagami: Why not son?!
Light: No reason.
Alexis: Okay next is Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Feh!
-Fangirls including Mayya swoon-
Alexis: Anyway if you win your own sacred jewel lab kit will be waiting for you!
Inuyasha: Cool! I get to make my own sacred jewel or jewels!
Alexis: And you have to choose between Kagome and Kikyo!
Inuyasha: That's not a prize that's a punishment!
Kagome: What's that supposed to mean!?
Inuyasha: Nothing.
Kagome: Sit!!
Mayya: Next is Kagome!
-Crowd cheers-
Mayya: Kagome if you win you will get a 4-year scholarship for college.
Kagome: Yes!
Inuyasha: Please Kagome. Even with that scholarship you won't even get into community college.
-Kagome smiles sweetly-
Kagome: Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No..No No No No!
-Kagome takes a deep breath-
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: Why?
Alexis: Okay…-Points to Inuyasha and Kgaome- Issues!
Mayya: Okay give it up for Miroku!
Miroku: Hello ladies!
Mayya: If you win you will get to have girls actually bare your children.
All girls: What?!
Mayya: Shut up!
Alexis: Next to Sango.
Sango: Hi everybody.
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Sango: ….
Mayya: oooookay..
Alexis: -Interrupts- Next person is…MY HUSBAND…SASUKE!!
Sasuke: Hmph. Feh. Idiots.
Mayya: Weeeeellll…Next is Naruto.
Naruto: Believe it!
Alexis: Sasuke you will win…Ultimate Power!
Sasuke: Finally!
Alexis: And Naruto you will win…Sasuke?!
Sasuke: WTF?!
Alexis: Grr. Well ahem next person is…Itachi!!!
Itachi: You all lack hatred!
Mayya: Well next is…
Naraku: Hey you forgot me.
Mayya: Who cares?
Naraku: I will get my saimyosho (Poisonous insects) to kill you all!
Itachi: You all lack hatred!
Mayya: -sigh- Here is Naraku.
Naraku: That introduction sucked.
Alexis: Shut the hell up!!
Mayya: Wait if Sango wins she gets to bear Miroku's child.
Alexis: I Itachi wins he gets the Kyuubi Jin Chuuriki!
Itachi: Yes I will take over the world.
Light: Yea ahem. –Takes out the death note book-
Name
Itachi Uchiha
Time of Death
4:00P.M
Cause of Death
Sasuke chops off his head
Light: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Mayya: Stop that!
Light: Nothing happened?
Alexis: Duh he's Itachi!
Light: Oh well I will defeat you Itachi!
Itachi: You lack hatred!
Alexis: Okay if Naraku wins he will get a sacred jewel infused with the Tetsaiga.
Mayya and Inuyasha: Oh come on!
Naraku: Deal with it!
Mayya: Next is…oh no…Rock Lee.
Rock Lee: Now is the springtime of youth. Youth is youthful. It is youthfully youthful.
Mayya: Listen if you win you will get a…thesauraus! I mean seriously dude can't you use a synonym, anything besides youthful!
Rock Lee: But it is youthful to say youthful.
Mayya: Whatever. What you really get is a new Taijutsu technique.
Rock Lee: That is…
Mayya: Say it and I swear I will kill you!
Alexis: Ahem..Next is Kakashi Hatake!
-Crowd cheers-
Kakashi: Yo.
Alexis: Kakashi if you win you will get 5 volumes of Makeout Paradise.
Kakashi: *Eyes widen* Yessss!
Mayya: Erm…okay let's move on!
Alexis: Next person is…Lelouch! –Oogles at Lelouch- So dreamy.
Shirley: (From crowd) He's mine!
Mayya: Next is…Nunally!
Nunally: Huh what's going on? Lelouch? Lelouch?
Alexis: Can we move on? Gosh! Alright next is Suzaku.
Suzaku: What's up guys?
Mayya: Well if you win you get a higher military rank. Okay next person is…Princess Cornelia.
Cornelia: I rule you all!
Light: I own the world!
Alexis: Ooookay if you Cornelia wins she'll get Ultimate Power!
Sasuke: Oh you are so going down!
Alexis: Good luck with that.
Mayya: The last person from Code Geass is C.C.
C.C.: I own the Geass allll the Geass.
Alexis: Technically you don't so if you win you get all the Geass.
C.C.: Whooo hooo.
Mayya: Wait! Wait! Wait! If Lelouch wins he wins money for Nunally's operation.
Lelouch: Finally. –Sighs with relief-
Alexis: Moving on…Up next is Super Gal Ran Kotobuki!!
Mayya and Alexis: Woo-hoo!! (Sarcastically)
Ran: Uber happy to be here!
Alexis: Ran if you win you get a free buffet and a 1,000,000 yen shopping spree.
Ran: Uber awesome! I'm gonna work hard to get what I want! That's and iron-clad rule for gals.
Mayya: Right. Ahen.
Alexis: -Interrupts- Wellll next is Otohota!!
Aya: Otohota-kun!
Otohota: This is retarded.
Alexis: Yeah you win…um…you win…your own music store?
Otohota: Not so retarded…But still retarded.
Mayya: Okay next is Mami-rin.
Mami: You better believe it!
Mayya: Yeah we believe it alright. –Whispers- Rich bitch.
Mami: What?!
Mayya: Nothing.
Mami: Grrr.
Mayya: If you win you get your dream wedding to Yuya.
Mami: Yay my dream wedding to my Yuya-chan.
Alexis: Yeah. –Cough- Rich bitch. –Cough-
Mami: What?!
Alexis: Nothing you schizophrenic freak. Anyway now is Aya.
Aya: Otohota-kun!
Otohota: Annoying.
Alexis: Anyway you get your dream wedding to Otohota if you win.
Aya: Otohota-kun I'm so happy!
Otohota: -Sigh- Annoying.
Mayya: Yeah…Next is Miyu!
Miyu: Hey peoples!
Matsuda: You copied off of my greeting. T.T
Miyu: No I didn't! ^.^
Mayya: Look if you win you get your wedding to Yamato and your dream kitchen and scholarship to college!
Miyu: Yay! Miyu's so happy!
Alexis: Big applause for Ichigo.
Ichigo: Whatever.
Alexis: Stop being so stuck up!
Ichigo: I am not doing this. –Starts to walk away-
Alexis: -In singsong voice- You get a new bankai level if you win!
Ichigo: I am so doing this.
Mayya: Good well next is..Orehime!
Orehime: Hiya!
Mayya: Well if you win you get new powers and a wedding Ichigo so you won't get made fun of in the group again.
Orehime: Wait I don't get made fun of in the group do I?
Ichigo, Chad and Uriu: -Whistle-
Alexis: Next is Uriu!
Uriu: …Hello.
Alexis: If you win you get your quincy powers back.
Uriu: Cool.
Alexis: And a sewing kit.
Uriu: Who said I wanted that? –Eyes dart back and forth-
Mayya: Yeah don't lie to yourself. Okay next is Ren.
Ren: Hi I'll call you…
Mayya: Don't even try it squirt. If you win you get the complete collection of..Silly Nicknames!
Ren: Yay! –Turns to Alexis- I'll call you…
Alexis: Don't even try it squirt! Okay next up is Kariya!
Kariya: I will destroy you all with my doll!! Zeic Dal…
Alexis: Okay..if you win you get…the Zanpacto!
Ichigo: What?!
Mayya: Wow. Okay now we shall start the Anime Games!
-Crowd cheers-
Mayya: But first you have to put these watches on. They'll light up when you have a challenge.
-Everyone clips on the watches-
Alexis: Okay first up is….
A/n: Heh heh cliffy. This is something that I wrote with a friend. As you may have already figured out I'm Mayya and this friend is Alexis. Hope you enjoy.