Hey people! Okay... I was bored so I made this story. Anyway enjoy!
DISCLAIMER- I do not own Pokemon nor am I affiliated with it. I am just a normal average boy with his own complex problems. :/
Paul's First Loss To Ash
"Dialogue"
Thoughts
Ash was walking to his Gym battle with Dawn and Brock. They looked at all the trees and enjoyed the nature around them. Pokemon were running around playing with each other and all that happy fun stuff. Until... They felt a negative energy.
"Do you sense that Brock?" Ash stopped and looked serious.
"Yes... I do," Brock responded.
The pokemon ran away since they felt the negative energy.
"Hm... Even the pokemon felt it," Brock observed.
Then they saw the owner of the negative energy... PAUL!!!
OMG! It's him! OMG! OMG! OMG! I hope I look sexy! Dawn thought.
Aw... Fuck. It's them... And that chick... Damn... Her skirt so short... Oh my god... I would totally tap that. Paul thought as he observed Dawn's legs. So silky smooth... Mmmmm...
"Grr...." Ash growled.
"Huh?" Paul broke out of his day dreaming, "What are you looking at?"
"YOU!" Ash pointed at him.
"HMPH!" Paul snorted, "You aren't worthy enough to look at me."
"GRR!!!" Ash clenched his fists, "That's it! You! Me! B-"
"Dupree?" Paul asked.
"NO! SHUT UP!" Ash screamed, "YOU! ME! BATTLE! NOW!"
"Hm... Fine," Paul said calmly, "But... If you lose, I want something in return."
"And what's that!?" Ash asked.
"I will tell you once I pown you in battle."
"Grr!!! SO FULL OF YOURSELF HUH!?"
Hehe... So full of lust... Hehe...Paul laughed in his mind.
"No. I just know I will humiliate you again," Paul smirked.
"GRR!!!"
Moments later...
On no... I don't know who I cheer on. Ash... Or Paul. OMG... Paul's soooooooooo hawt. Dawn thought dreamily.
"Okay!" Ash readied his pokeball, "Go! Grotle!!"
He release his Grotle and it made a sound that sounded like a man choking on a sausage.
"GRAAAAA!!" Grotle cried out.
"HMPH!" Go Torterra!!!" Paul threw his ball.
OMG!! Paul throws balls like an expert... Mmmm... So sexy... Dawn thought.
What the hell is up with Dawn? Saliva is coming out of her mouth. Brock wondered.
"TOOORRRGRAGLEGRAGLEGRAGLE!!!" Torterra cried.
"HAHAHAHA!!!" Ash laughed.
"WHAT!?" Paul screamed, "Why do you laugh at my mighty Torterra?!"
"It sounds like Chewbacca when he gets kicked in the balls!!!" Ash laughed, "AHAHAHAHAA!!!"
"SHUT UP!" Paul got pissed, "WELL YOUR PIKACHU SUCKS!!"
There was silence....
"OH HELL NO!" Ash got pissed too, "I bet Pikachu can totally kick your ass."
"Psh... My pokemon is better then yours."
"At least I don't have a fat ass bird as a pokemon!"
"Hey! Don't pull up my sexy ass Honchkrow into this argument!"
"That thing isn't sexy at all. Who the hell has a fat ass bird as a pokemon? Nobody."
"FUCK YOU! Well... Who the fuck has a... Shit... I don't know anymore... Fuck you. I'm leaving," Paul got his Torterra and left.
"HAHAHA!! I have powned you!!!" Ash laughed.
"That wasn't even a battle," Brock explained.
"HAHAHA!!" Ash didn't care.
Ash is such a loser. Now I rather go with that steamy piece a work Paul. Dawn's hand went closer to her skirt. No! It's not time yet!
Damn... Now I know why... Brock nodded his head as he watched Dawn's reactions.
Ash laughed and Pikachu thought he was a dumbass.
And Paul... He was just thinking what kind of panties Dawn had.
And so... That was how Ash beat Paul for the very first time.
END
Okay... Leave me alone. I was extremely bored and I was making up ideas randomly when I made this story. Sorry if you found any mistakes. And... LATER!