Right! This is my latest stroke of genius; sort of. For the record, I know I'm not suppose to just do an authors' note all on its own, but this…project takes a lot of explaining. All right. If you guys read profiles, then I'm sure you've seen a few of these. List twelve characters, from some TV show, book, movie, etc. Sometimes just one, sometimes from multiple ones, I've seen it done both ways, then answer a series of questions based on the positions of the characters on the list.

For example: one of the questions I used was "Would two and six make a good couple?". You look at the list and determine who two and six are. Then you picture them as a couple and think about whether they would be a good one. If you're still confused, Fictionnaire has one on their profile (Sorry to pick on you, but you were the first example I could find).

Anyway, that's where this project comes in. I got board one day and decided to try doing this. I copy pasted the questions into a word document and got to work ( although I only had twelve questions). I found it so addictive, I did seven in rapid fire succession. Then I got to thinking how some of my responses broached interesting new ideas I hadn't considered before, and I found myself wanting to turn some of them into longer fics.

The following chapters are the results. I'm posting this in NCIS since that was the only fandom that covered all 7, but some of them are crossovers. If they are, I'll note it at the top. I'll also copy the, question, my response, and the relevant characters at the top of every chapter.

I realize some of you think I've gone crazy, and I won't claim that I'm sane, but give this a chance okay. Pretty please? I you don't, I'll have Gibbs headslap you.