o.O Dude, I was going through my old TY stuffed animals (shut up I can act like a little kid now and then) and I found a bunny. A Blue bunny. One that reminded me of Lucinda. And I was like, "Ohmigosh this looks just like Lucinda in bunny form! …without the crown or wand…" And it inspired me to write this chapter, with Lucinda (I'm gonna call the bunny that from now on ^^) in my lap.

DISCLAIMER: Gee, if I owned this, I wouldn't retire. Er-at least, not just yet.

Wanda's wand suddenly went fuzzy. No one really noticed except Timmy, who told her to look at it. A picture of Kelsey formed on the wand.

"Timmy?" she asked, most of her voice blocked back by static.

"Kelsey, where the heck are you? Is Cosmo with you?" asked Timmy, as he and the other fairies leaned over the wand in an attempt to see.

"Yeah, he's with me. Thanks to him we got captured; we're in a butterfly net in Anti-Cosmo's throne room. Cosmo's useless in here and I don't think I can stall AC anymore."

"Stall? For what?" asked Wanda, taking the wand. "And how are you using Cosmo's wand if your trapped in a butterfly net?"

"Oh, I'm just holing his wand outside of the net. If I bring it back inside-" Kelsey's voice got cut off by the static and Wanda's wand went blank for a moment. Then Kelsey's face returned. "See, that's what happens if I bring it in the net. It's still a really weak signal, but I think that's 'cause Cosmo stuck this in his ear like five times…wait, no that's not the point! Ok, they're hooking up Jar-Head's-"

"HEY!" cried Jorgen.

"Oh crud I forgot he was with you. Aaaaanyway, their taking his wand, hooking it up to the Anti's Big Wand, destroy Fairy World the Earth, and – oh ya Timmy, they're coming after you first."

"What?" asked Timmy suddenly.

"Shoot!" said Kelsey, and the wand went fuzzy again.

"Oh that's just great. Now we're lost, and people are trying to kill me! Wonderful!"

"Turner, how is that wonderf –" Jorgen stopped when Timmy gave him the death glare. "What?!"

"Poof!" said Poof happily, not knowing that Timmy being destroyed was a good thing.

***

"This is awful!" cried Kelsey, observing the Anti-Fairies and Pixies finally get Jorgen's wand almost fully drained.

"I know!" said Cosmo from behind her. "There's no mustard on this hot dog! I want a refund!"

Kelsey turned and gaped at him. "Where the heck did you get that?" she asked, pointing at the hot dog.

"Oh, I just went through the hole in the net."

"Hole in the net?"

"Yeah."

"THERE WAS A HOLE IN THE NET AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!" shouted Kelsey, tackling Cosmo.

"I thought that you already found it!" cried Cosmo fearfully as Kelsey backed off him, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"Cosmo," she said calmly, "if there was a hole in the net, why would we still be here if I knew about it?"

The green fairy blinked. "Um…"

Kelsey rolled her eyes, and then grabbed his arm. "C'mon, we're getting out of here."

*dies* Oh my gosh, it took me like five days to write this. :P I hate homework.