This is the result of my friend and I being bored on Boredom Day. Yes, today is Boredom Day. :) We are boredom buddies, and we decided to create a story. I started, and then every other line switched between us. xD
I own nothing. :D

Captain Jack poofed in from nowhere. "Where's my bloody rum?!"

Edward "IDK, why the heck are you asking me?!"

Buddy the elf poked his head in. "OMG, you're sparkly!" he screamed and pointed at Edward.

Edward "yes...i am..very sparkly. thanks for pointing it out. D'X"

Captain Jack pulled out his sword. "Get me my bloody rum or I'll give you to Davy Jones!"

buddy the elf "does someone need a hug!?"

The Jonas Brothers fly in. "Hey, we're the Jonas Brothers."

edward "pshhh yeah right!"

The Jonas Brothers scream. "Ahh! Sparkly dude!" They beat Edward with their guitars & drumsticks.

edward "SILENCE! ur efforts r worthless i can read ur minds and i know every move ull make! :D"

Morgan Freeman was lowered in from the sky. "I am JESUS!" he announced.

edward cullen " OH NOOOOO!"

Morgan Freeman smacks Edward. "I am JESUS!" he repeated.

Edward falls uncontionous. kevin jonas "....whoooo"

Buddy the Elf screamed. "SPARKLY MAN PASSED OUT!" and poofs away.

nick "ok, now this is just weird! :D"

Captain Jack flailed his sword and cut off Kevin's head. "My bad."

joe "WTF U KILLED MY BROTHER. ohhh nooooo!"

Morgan Freeman pointed at Joe. "Your pants are too tight!"

Nick " im afriad i hav to agree joe..."

Morgan Freeman. "I am JESUS!" he cried before flying into the sky.

Joe "oh no! :[ he left and holy crap kevin... well....nick. i just dont know

Jack Sparrow. "Oh no! Davy Jones!" he picks up a jar of dirt from no where & runs.

Jack sparrow " i gota jar of dirt~ ive got a jar of diirrtt~ "

Phineas and Ferb poof in with their time machine. "Hey, where's Perry?"

Joe "Perry!? who is this perry u speak of? (whispers to nick "he sounds really cool")

Isabella poofs in too. "He's a platypus," she explained.

nick " OHMYGOSH!!!!!!!!! we must search for this perry!"

Jack Sparrow runs back in & kills Isabella. "Your voice is annoying!" then runs away again.

Phineas " NOOOOO Isabella my love! D'X"

Shelby pops in. "No, Phineas, you love me! At least in Taylor's story." XD

Phineas "nooo..i must be ALONE! :'{" he disapears

Ferb disappered too. o.o

edward wakes up "whaaaaaattt!?"

Shelby. "Sparkly vampire!" Runs away.

edward "yea, yea i know BE AMAZED!"

Stewie runs in and kills Edward.

Stewie "what now! :D stupid vampire"

The Joker pops in. "Why so serious?" kills everyone. XD

bella "edward? EDWARD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (KILLS HERSELF)

Jacob runs in. "BELLA! I HATE MY LIFE!"

peter griffin "sneaks in and BOOM! cant touch this du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu cant touch this word yo!"

Rudolph flies in. "My nose is shiny!"

santa "yes it is, rudolph with ur nose so bright wont u guid emy sleigh tonight!?"Rudolph. "No. No I won't."

"My nose is shiny, I don't have to listen to you!"

Santa "noooooooooooo! im doomed jumps off a cliff"

Rudolph flies away. "Muhahaha!"

To be continued...